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Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.
At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men (roughly Cambo's age) on opposite sides of The earth:
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing.
What are they both thinking?
bloodynora wrote: so, do i get some kind of special badge or hat to mark my status as a true intellectual?!
You win a new set of dentures. 
Edit: I got your PM Bloody Nora,did you get my reply??
Apparantly the PM's are a bit dickie,so if you did'nt get it I was'nt ignoring you,I did send one
King John Honest John wrote: Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.
At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men (roughly Cambo's age) on opposite sides of The earth:
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing.
What are they both thinking?
don't choke
For a whole year at high school, my ecconomics teacher and our head of year, would come charging into one another's classrooms all day and beging "is it because....." as they had been torturing each other with riddles (at 10 quid a shot....with arbitration on the outcome being provided by whatever class was in the room at the time).
I committed a couple to memory, here is one.....
A man kisses his wife goodbye and heads off to the lift to go to work, before he leaves his building, he realises his wife is dead....how?
is this the one with the power cut?
(i have a staggering capacity for retaining useless information. and a pile of coursework i'm trying to avoid marking...)
if i'm right i DEMAND a special hat. maybe some kind of crown would be in order.
Bastard! hat's on it's way.
four men and a dog in a boat, the men each have ciggies, none of them brought a source of fire. How do they smoke their fags?
(warning, this one is stupid)
ah, now then, this is to do with something going overboard and the boat becomes 'lighter' - logic dictates it's one of the fags (boat is a cigarette lighter) but if we can make it work i'd quite like fido to walk the plank...
aww don't be like that, doc!
i have revealed myself to be a big sad geek, who has frittered away her day on big sad geekery. i think you'll agree it's something of a hollow victory...
OK then
Change of tactics......
Before Australia was discovered, what was the largest island in the Pacific?
Doctor? wrote: OK then
Change of tactics......
Before Australia was discovered, what was the largest island in the Pacific?
is that like asking how many survivors died?
sort of
It's also a test for human arogance. Before Australie was discovered.....the largest island in the Pacific was......
AUSTRALIA
Usually do that one with "What was the highest mountain in the world before Everest was discovered?"... Gets 'em every time... 
Snorri xxx
