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I used to work for a drug store for three years and maybe I had thought of this before while on break outside....but right next door to the drug store I worked at was a drive through liquor store.the drug store is no longer there, but seeing them side by side in my mind, makes me laugh, :laugh:

used to have drug addicts come up to the counter in the back and ask for needles. i would almost look at them like a crazy baboon would but i'dhold it back and say sorry we can't sell you any needles unless you're a diabetic.then the fucker(s) would argue and i'd call the pharmacist over, he'd say the same thing.

fucking adsigns to put out,customer arguments, had change thrown at me,a manic lady one time yelling at me,robbery,goddam stupid coupons and sales,all for 6.55 an hour.the only good thing to have come out of it was falling for a guy i worked with, having this thing for himfor three years.

i wanted to drive over to the liquor store next door after work nearly every time i was scheduled to work.I AM NOT WORKING AT A SHIT JOB WHERE IRATE STUPID BASTARDS COME IN AND YELLAT ME-I WILL JUMP OVER THE COUNTER AND CHASE THEM WITH A VOODOO STICK AND WHACK THEM WITH IT UNTIL THEY LEAVE.sit bubu sit,retarded dog.

that is all.:p

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Is there any particular reason why you post shite threads babbling about absolutely nothing?

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EdelBrock wrote: Is there any particular reason why you post shite threads babbling about absolutely nothing?

is there any particular reason why i should give a damn about what you think?

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at least it ain't loads of googled images.:deal: :evil4:

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JZee wrote: at least it ain't loads of googled images.:deal: :evil4:

not much better

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*Animadversion* wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Is there any particular reason why you post shite threads babbling about absolutely nothing?

is there any particular reason why i should give a damn about what you think?

I can understand this response, but than who exactly are you writing to? :scratch:

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Maybe everyone should just do the Salmon Dance...

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EdelBrock wrote: Is there any particular reason why you post shite threads babbling about absolutely nothing?

pot and kettle alert! :laugh:

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just an old memory of where i used to work and how funny itwas to see a drug store and a liquor store next to each other.those two going hand in hand with people who drink and take pills at the same time. some sort of parallel, i guess.with a little humor.i guess no one sees it, oh,well.:shrug:

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Maybe everyone should just do the Salmon Dance...

You can dance if you want to bee bee be bidddy biddy be be do and if you don't dance and if you don't dance then you're no friend of mine

ooooh y

you can dance, you can dance every body look at your hands...

safety dance!

:uhoh:

oh salmon you say?

i'll get me coat ta ra!

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I say we need more of this sort of thread. Nice one animal.

The very fact that you in America have drug stores is so cool. We have to do no end of phoning people, hanging around in bars, driving to people's houses and are always getting let down. Well done America :tipshat:

The closest I got to such convenience was living a carpet shop in Longsight - the sign outside said RUGS, MATS, LINO and some wag added a D to the word RUGS. So it said DRUGS, gettit?

Miserable bastards wouldn't even sell me a packet of skins though. Talk about advertising standards.

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Missy Jem wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Maybe everyone should just do the Salmon Dance...

You can dance if you want to bee bee be bidddy biddy be be do and if you don't dance and if you don't dance then you're no friend of mine

ooooh y

you can dance, you can dance every body look at your hands...

safety dance!

:uhoh:

oh salmon you say?

i'll get me coat ta ra!

So...you CAN read...

bwahahahahaha

Let me introduce to you a brand new dance I know you gonna love it if you give it one chance It's not complicated, It's not too hard You don't even have to be a hip hop star See anyone can do it, all you need is style Your hands to the side, as silly as it seems, shake your body like a salmon floating upstream.

I'm floooooatiiiing upstream...

sooooo...the fifth line there leaves me out...I gots no style...

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:thumb:

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Saw something funny today - a school trip of 10-year-old kids was walking past the Post Office in Aberdeen. A teenage girl walked past them and one of the boys wolf-whistled her.

The older girl, and the teachers, were in fits laughing.

And I thought "no one will be interested in this". And then I remembered this thread.

Do I win £40?

Look, here's Lily Allen and Blondie singing Heart of Glass!

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Saw something funny today - a school trip of 10-year-old kids was walking past the Post Office in Aberdeen. A teenage girl walked past them and one of the boys wolf-whistled her.

The older girl, and the teachers, were in fits laughing.

And I thought "no one will be interested in this". And then I remembered this thread.

Do I win £40?

Look, here's Lily Allen and Blondie singing Heart of Glass!

EDIT: :banghead:

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There is a frigging echo in here...

:D

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its coming from your assend...:laugh:

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no chance of jumping over counters in the ones near me.

all bullet proof glassed up. i can just about get me hand thru the slot to grab my six pack of Skol and bottle of Aussie White.

the chemists are even worse.

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BIGINOIL wrote: I say we need more of this sort of thread. Nice one animal.

The very fact that you in America have drug stores is so cool. We have to do no end of phoning people, hanging around in bars, driving to people's houses and are always getting let down. Well done America :tipshat:

The closest I got to such convenience was living a carpet shop in Longsight - the sign outside said RUGS, MATS, LINO and some wag added a D to the word RUGS. So it said DRUGS, gettit?

Miserable bastards wouldn't even sell me a packet of skins though. Talk about advertising standards.

The boy that used to run the shop near us was a dealer,

it was great,i used to go down for milk,ciggies whatever,

and come back about 3 hours later,stoned out my box (he had the best back shop in Glasgow) :laugh:

needless to say,the miissus stopped asking me to go to the shop after a while.:thumbdown:

:D

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*Animadversion* wrote: its coming from your assend...:laugh:

get your ear away from my rear...

frigging perv...

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