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I like looking at my wrinkly ballbag in the mirror,does this mean that i'm a bummer? :lol:

:nuts:

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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

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why can't I sleep more than 2 hours at a time.

If a runner runs and a builder builds, does a monster monst?

Should I bother downlo....I mean buying, Vista 64 when I already have a 32bit version?

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Why are new mens' shirts full of pins? Yeh I just pricked my thumb. :thumbdown:

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BIGINOIL wrote: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch

:drummer:

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Leggy D wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch

:drummer:

Does'nt account for the 'burds' :skeptic: on Big Brother,though eh?

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Leggy D wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch

:drummer:

Or a hardon to enjoy

:laugh:

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NOOLigan wrote: Yeh I just pricked my thumb.

Was it backwards day at work today Ron?

:\pimp3:

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Rocket...is there such a thing as wanking too much???

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Rocket, why is it all the good guys are taken and I'm stuck with the losers and the reject pile? :skeptic:

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rocket,why is it that a county in my state always has a weather watch or warning for what seems like a hillbilly warning for flying trashbags,flashlights,racoons,and cows?

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Rocket...is there such a thing as wanking too much???

Makes you lose things JEFF!Does this ever happen to YOU?:hat:

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[got spirit, lost feeling ~ 'sunshine'] wrote: Rocket, why is it all the good guys are taken and I'm stuck with the losers and the reject pile? :skeptic:

Try a night out in CHORLEY.You will NEVER moan again.:nono: Saddest place in the world.:nod:

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NOOLigan wrote: Why are new mens' shirts full of pins? Yeh I just pricked my thumb. :thumbdown:

STICKY one this Ron.Maybe it is man's need to feel a LITTLE prick.SEE SHUG for details!:eek: :lol:

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Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: Mick, why do men have nipples ?

I feel a right tit MIKE!I don't KNOW.:blackeye:

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:nuts: wrote: I like looking at my wrinkly ballbag in the mirror,does this mean that i'm a bummer? :lol:

:nuts:

Tell your wife.You are GAY nuts.:eek:

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BIGINOIL wrote: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

They can't BELIEVE they have woke up next to YOU!:eek3: :evil4:

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*Animadversion* wrote: rocket,why is it that a county in my state always has a weather watch or warning for what seems like a hillbilly warning for flying trashbags,flashlights,racoons,and cows?

Let me sleep on it!Tricky one.:wink:

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ROCKET MICK wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Rocket...is there such a thing as wanking too much???

Makes you lose things JEFF!Does this ever happen to YOU?:hat:

oh shit...so If I don't stop, will I go blind???

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[got spirit, lost feeling ~ 'sunshine'] wrote: :spit:

Clearly, already this is a classic thread.

:shine:

sunshine, youlike stephen alot? or is that stephen?it looks like him...

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*Animadversion* wrote:

[got spirit, lost feeling ~ 'sunshine'] wrote: :spit:

Clearly, already this is a classic thread.

:shine:

sunshine, youlike stephen alot? or is that stephen?it looks like him...

yeah, her signature kinda fightens me.:nod:

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*Animadversion* wrote:

[got spirit, lost feeling ~ 'sunshine'] wrote: :spit:

Clearly, already this is a classic thread.

:shine:

sunshine, youlike stephen alot? or is that stephen?it looks like him...

:laugh: Yeah, that's Stephen. My fave pic of him. Niiiice.

*and yeah, I think he's uber-cuterz.*

And Jonno doll, I actually changed it--it has a quote FROM him. :nono: Now shut yo' mouth!

:shine:

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look you tards...ask Mick a question or get the fuck out...

capiche?

Oi...Mick, can I borrow a tenner???

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I'm tryin' to ask, but a few unnecessary glitches have kept me, erm, speechless.

Anywho, Rocket, what would be a good day to play some Warsaw? :skeptic:

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What can a latose intolerant person eat? All the nice foods seem to be no nos.

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ROCKET MICK wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

They can't BELIEVE they have woke up next to YOU!:eek3: :evil4:

THAT'S why we ask ROCKET!

:thumb:

(You're battered)

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Disco :blush: My Christmass.. It's Guinness. How is R0CKET.. and how goes Planet Renos. and Sales Inc. Wishes well. 2. Do Snow Angels live in the Sand Castles that are built in Fall and Winter- time.

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14 K wrote: Disco :blush: My Christmass.. It's Guinness. How is R0CKET.. and how goes Planet Renos. and Sales Inc. Wishes well. 2. Do Snow Angels live in the Sand Castles that are built in Fall and Winter- time.

Rocket is doing FINE.Still ain't SOLD the house but not working so there is always a PLUS side to things. WTF is a SNOW ANGEL? WHITE LINES DON'T DO IT!:nono: :lol:

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rocket, how do i find a good job?

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rocket, where's patrick?:scratch:

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JZee wrote: rocket, where's patrick?:scratch:

Badger keeping with HUNTSMAN:hat: Fancy a PRINGLE anyone?:laugh:

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Where did i put my spare set of keys?

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JZee wrote: rocket, how do i find a good job?

I have had WELL PAID jobs and BADLY PAID jobs.But if you find ONE that it is a GOOD job you really should do something about it.And give up!Then take it up as your HOBBY.:D

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Johnny wrote: Where did i put my spare set of keys?

Under the SHED.:lol:

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ROCKET MICK wrote:

JZee wrote: rocket, how do i find a good job?

I have had WELL PAID jobs and BADLY PAID jobs.But if you find ONE that it is a GOOD job you really should do something about it.And give up!Then take it up as your HOBBY.:D

wow, that actually makes perfect sense. Thanks Buddha.:bow:

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YOU Know it makes NONsense:lol:

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Rocket who is better Genesis or solo Phil Collins

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If I go to Mars will my eyes pop out like in Total Recall?

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Papa Bendi wrote: Rocket who is better Genesis or solo Phil Collins

GENESIS:thumb:

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Papa Bendi wrote: If I go to Mars will my eyes pop out like in Total Recall?

YES and if you visit CHORLEY too.:rolleyes:

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ROCKET MICK wrote: Fancy a PRINGLE anyone?:laugh:

Sour Cream & Onion? :food:

Best Pringles, second to anything pizza-related. :nod:

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What really is nougat in the center of so many candy bars? And what makes it so good?

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where is my answer? :confused2:

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EdelBrock wrote: What really is nougat in the center of so many candy bars? And what makes it so good?

Dear R. Mick,

I write concerning the pronunciation of the word 'nougat'.

Is it pronounced 'nugget' or actually, 'noo-gah'.

This is a topic very close to my heart, I hope you will be speedy in your response.

Yours,

P. Bendi.

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this is offically the most popular thread over the last 3 days :laugh: rocket,i believe another italian mafia type has been sent back to italy :laugh:

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Papa Bendi wrote: Rocket who is better Genesis or solo Phil Collins

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Papa Bendi wrote: Rocket who is better Genesis or solo Phil Collins

GENESIS:thumb:

But Rocket, Surely a lifetime in hell is better than either alternative?

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How's things?

Snorri xxx

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Snorrimon wrote: How's things?

Snorri xxx

Bloody GREAT. Been viewing WATERFALLs in INGLETON today and i thought a lot about the STONE ROSES.:lol:

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Minx wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Minx wrote: Dear Guru of all things (aka Mr.Rocket)

http://www.neworderonline.com/Forums/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=37916 Help! :thumb:

Get a NEW boyfriend :D

:confused2:
So I can dump him and then help him decorate his new flat??????

YEs -he may have SMOOTH ceilings. The REAL answer is that the artex needs plastering over to get it SMOOTH again but this is expensive and time consuming.:nod:

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ROCKET MICK wrote:

Minx wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Minx wrote: Dear Guru of all things (aka Mr.Rocket)

http://www.neworderonline.com/Forums/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=37916 Help! :thumb:

Get a NEW boyfriend :D

:confused2:
So I can dump him and then help him decorate his new flat??????

YEs -he may have SMOOTH ceilings.

:rofl: :clap:

You truly are THE Guru of all things:nod:

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Leggy D wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch

:drummer:

:lol: :lol:

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ROCKET MICK wrote: Rocket is doing FINE.Still ain't SOLD the house but not working so there is always a PLUS side to things. WTF is a SNOW ANGEL? WHITE LINES DON'T DO IT!:nono: :lol:

Time goes so quickly. Sorry Disco w/ this delay. Excellent news w/ your humour. Credit eh, to you and the state of affairs then.. Never heard of Snow Angels. In essence the outline of a Jumping Jack that is made when one falls back- supine, face up, into a layer of real snow. Only lines ;-) are the clean edge if you keep your arms not much higher than level shoulder height and the snow is lightly packed. Luck w/ work and everything Rocket.

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ROCKET MICK wrote:

JZee wrote: rocket, where's patrick?:scratch:

Badger keeping with HUNTSMAN:hat: Fancy a PRINGLE anyone?:laugh:

http://www.redcar.net/xmb/vt.php?tid=4106

Rocket,remember I told you Huntsman lives near me ? Does he go on Redcar.net ? Can he be identified in the above thread ? Pringles and their debatable sexuality are covered extensivley,hmmm.

I'm,erm,Boatraceface on said thread,but is Huntsman there incognito ?

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Boatraceface wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

JZee wrote: rocket, where's patrick?:scratch:

Badger keeping with HUNTSMAN:hat: Fancy a PRINGLE anyone?:laugh:

http://www.redcar.net/xmb/vt.php?tid=4106

Rocket,remember I told you Huntsman lives near me ? Does he go on Redcar.net ? Can he be identified in the above thread ? Pringles and their debatable sexuality are covered extensivley,hmmm.

I'm,erm,Boatraceface on said thread,but is Huntsman there incognito ?

The DOISTER:hat: :laugh:

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Sounds LIKE Duster and he had a MINTY MINT collection too!:nod:

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Can't be Doist,Mick :scratch: I know him,we use the same boozer,and I went to school with his missus Cracking lad,and he does love his Pringles does Doist,but nah...He would have mentioned NOOL before.Nevermind. Dems da breaks...

Still non the wiser :shrug:

Looking at the Redcar.net thread Mick,and factoring in your own opinion,which flavour Pringles do you rek are the gayest?

Edit: Don't know if you noticed,but Badger-haired puffs are also mentioned... You also spoke of badgers with Huntsman and Patrick :eek3: Pringles and Badgers-Spooky coincidence????

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Dear ROCKET, A girl in my work comes from Chorley,

Do you know her?

gazman

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gazman wrote: Dear ROCKET, A girl in my work comes from Chorley,

Do you know her?

gazman

HOPE she doesn't KNOW me!:nono: :lol:

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Boatraceface wrote: Can't be Doist,Mick :scratch: I know him,we use the same boozer,and I went to school with his missus Cracking lad,and he does love his Pringles does Doist,but nah...He would have mentioned NOOL before.Nevermind. Dems da breaks...

Still non the wiser :shrug:

Looking at the Redcar.net thread Mick,and factoring in your own opinion,which flavour Pringles do you rek are the gayest?

Edit: Don't know if you noticed,but Badger-haired puffs are also mentioned... You also spoke of badgers with Huntsman and Patrick :eek3: Pringles and Badgers-Spooky coincidence????

GAY PRINGLES are for PUFFS.hard question so will do some studying! Hadn't seen the BADGER comment.Only had a quick look after i had REGISTERED.:scratch: :lol:

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You had to register ? :eek:

Well worth the effort though,on that thread alone :laugh:

Well I reckon,anyhow.

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dear rocket

is an obese pe teacher a good role model?

flo

ps, nipples on men are to ensure that man-tits don't look as stupid as they would without them OR so that young boys can give each other nipple cripples (hilarious) OR all developing fetuses are female for the first few weeks, and the oestrogen that they make creates nipples

take yer pick rocket mick... x

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Do they still make left socks?

The ones on my left foot almost never feel right no matter what I try.

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is an obese pe teacher a good role model? oNLY if she takes DOMESTIC SCIENCE(Cookery) aswell :thumb:

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NOOLigan wrote: Do they still make left socks?

The ones on my left foot almost never feel right no matter what I try.

SEE DANIEL Day-LEWIS.:laugh:

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ROCKET MICK wrote: is an obese pe teacher a good role model? oNLY if she takes DOMESTIC SCIENCE(Cookery) aswell :thumb:

nah. she's just really fat. not 'athletic', plump or even chubby.

ALSO

what's the best way to eat a jaffa cake - down in one or nibble round the sides, chomp (or discard) the sponge, suck off the chocolate and savour the jaffa bit

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flo wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: is an obese pe teacher a good role model? oNLY if she takes DOMESTIC SCIENCE(Cookery) aswell :thumb:

nah. she's just really fat. not 'athletic', plump or even chubby.

ALSO

what's the best way to eat a jaffa cake - down in one or nibble round the sides, chomp (or discard) the sponge, suck off the chocolate and savour the jaffa bit

EAT them in ONE.That way you do eat the full packet in ONE minute.:lol:

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