Ask Rocket

Mick, why do men have nipples ?

I like looking at my wrinkly ballbag in the mirror,does this mean that i'm a bummer?

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

why can't I sleep more than 2 hours at a time.

If a runner runs and a builder builds, does a monster monst?

Should I bother downlo....I mean buying, Vista 64 when I already have a 32bit version?

Why are new mens' shirts full of pins? Yeh I just pricked my thumb.

BIGINOIL wrote: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch

Leggy D wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch

Does'nt account for the 'burds' on Big Brother,though eh?

Leggy D wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch

Or a hardon to enjoy

NOOLigan wrote: Yeh I just pricked my thumb.

Was it backwards day at work today Ron?

:\pimp3:

Dear Guru of all things (aka Mr.Rocket)

http://www.neworderonline.com/Forums/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=37916 Help!

Minx wrote: Dear Guru of all things (aka Mr.Rocket)

http://www.neworderonline.com/Forums/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=37916 Help!

Is there not anyone that you can sweetheart in to doing this for you. All sounds like too much hard work

Rocket, why is it all the good guys are taken and I'm stuck with the losers and the reject pile?

rocket,why is it that a county in my state always has a weather watch or warning for what seems like a hillbilly warning for flying trashbags,flashlights,racoons,and cows?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Rocket...is there such a thing as wanking too much???

Makes you lose things JEFF!Does this ever happen to YOU?

[got spirit, lost feeling ~ 'sunshine'] wrote: Rocket, why is it all the good guys are taken and I'm stuck with the losers and the reject pile?

Try a night out in CHORLEY.You will NEVER moan again. Saddest place in the world.

Minx wrote: Dear Guru of all things (aka Mr.Rocket)

http://www.neworderonline.com/Forums/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=37916 Help!

Get a NEW boyfriend :D

NOOLigan wrote: Why are new mens' shirts full of pins? Yeh I just pricked my thumb.

STICKY one this Ron.Maybe it is man's need to feel a LITTLE prick.SEE SHUG for details!

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: Mick, why do men have nipples ?

I feel a right tit MIKE!I don't KNOW.

wrote: I like looking at my wrinkly ballbag in the mirror,does this mean that i'm a bummer?

Tell your wife.You are GAY nuts.

BIGINOIL wrote: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

They can't BELIEVE they have woke up next to YOU!

*Animadversion* wrote: rocket,why is it that a county in my state always has a weather watch or warning for what seems like a hillbilly warning for flying trashbags,flashlights,racoons,and cows?

Let me sleep on it!Tricky one.

Clearly, already this is a classic thread.

[got spirit, lost feeling ~ 'sunshine'] wrote:

Clearly, already this is a classic thread.

sunshine, youlike stephen alot? or is that stephen?it looks like him...

*Animadversion* wrote:

[got spirit, lost feeling ~ 'sunshine'] wrote:

Clearly, already this is a classic thread.

sunshine, youlike stephen alot? or is that stephen?it looks like him...

yeah, her signature kinda fightens me.

*Animadversion* wrote:

[got spirit, lost feeling ~ 'sunshine'] wrote:

Clearly, already this is a classic thread.

sunshine, youlike stephen alot? or is that stephen?it looks like him...

Yeah, that's Stephen. My fave pic of him. Niiiice.

*and yeah, I think he's uber-cuterz.*

And Jonno doll, I actually changed it--it has a quote FROM him. Now shut yo' mouth!

I'm tryin' to ask, but a few unnecessary glitches have kept me, erm, speechless.

Anywho, Rocket, what would be a good day to play some Warsaw?

What can a latose intolerant person eat? All the nice foods seem to be no nos.