Big Brother

The summer wouldn't be the same without it, no?

So, here we go again: what's the NOOL consensus?

[Adopts laughable geordie accent]: YOOOO deee-side!!!!

10pm most week nights I suppose.

i'll choon in no doubt. seeing as i aint got no gigs to go to.

its all women entering the asylum tonight. no blokes. (but sadly, not one of the women is a licker):(

everyone watches. no one admits it.

Apparently there's a girl in it here whose father has died and they haven't told her. The decision to go to the funeral should be hers even if they were estranged.

Utter trash.

El Jarvo wrote: I fully itend to be home by 9pm tonight to watch all the monkeys go in first time around.

I'm even gonna miss the Apprentice just for this! (Well, not miss it, I'll watch it later, but you know worrimean)

Ditto. Sky Plus has been set.

Saying that, i havent watched last weeks yet. Is that tasty blonde Naomi still in it?

I love it. Hooks me every year. I'm a bit concerned that this year's might be a bit rubbish as the producers are shit scared about anything too controversial or confrontational happening.

Not seen The Aaprentice this year as it clashes with my night class. Has it been any good? Wasn't too fussed on the second series, too X-Factor for my liking. The first one was spot on though, a much more serious affair.

Wayne Rooney's scumbag tit-flashing fugly whore of a cousin is rumoured to be in it.

well...according to today's Guardian.

GlasVegas wrote: I love it. Hooks me every year. I'm a bit concerned that this year's might be a bit rubbish as the producers are shit scared about anything too controversial or confrontational happening.

Not seen The Aaprentice this year as it clashes with my night class. Has it been any good? Wasn't too fussed on the second series, too X-Factor for my liking. The first one was spot on though, a much more serious affair.

not bad.

they got rid of that big-nosed Pakistani tart with the annoying Glaswegian twang.

So...its getting better.

El Jarvo wrote:

according to the Sun.:

NOOLigan wrote: Apparently there's a girl in it here whose father has died and they haven't told her. The decision to go to the funeral should be hers even if they were estranged.

Utter trash.

that's in australia, and was the families decision, not the program makers. get yer facts right!

GlasVegas wrote: I love it. Hooks me every year. I'm a bit concerned that this year's might be a bit rubbish as the producers are shit scared about anything too controversial or confrontational happening.

On the other hand, they might just do anything to provoke controversy and then attempt to earn brownie points with the media watchdogs by booting out people who do/say naughty things straight away?

After all, BB evicting people (rather than by public vote) has been a ratings booster ever since the "Nasty" Nick episode, so if someone attempts to - say - orally rape another contestant while they're asleep and THEN BB sends in the heavies to drag them out and hand 'em to the police, we are permitted the illicit voyeuristic thrills we're really after (and which C4 so desperately want to provide) whilst standing on the moral and ethical high-ground at the same time (alongside smug C4 executives, natch). A win-win situation, in other words.

Good, eh?

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: I love it. Hooks me every year. I'm a bit concerned that this year's might be a bit rubbish as the producers are shit scared about anything too controversial or confrontational happening.

On the other hand, they might just do anything to provoke controversy and then attempt to earn brownie points with the media watchdogs by booting out people who do/say naughty things straight away?

After all, BB evicting people (rather than by public vote) has been a ratings booster ever since the "Nasty" Nick episode, so if someone attempts to - say - orally rape another contestant while they're asleep and THEN BB sends in the heavies to drag them out and hand 'em to the police, we are permitted the illicit voyeuristic thrills we're really after (and which C4 so desperately want to provide) whilst standing on the moral and ethical high-ground at the same time (alongside smug C4 executives, natch). A win-win situation, in other words.

Good, eh?

no. it's shite. a complete waste of space. i'm surprised so many of you watch it to be honest just go down the pub & watch people chat bollocks there

hibster wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Apparently there's a girl in it here whose father has died and they haven't told her. The decision to go to the funeral should be hers even if they were estranged.

Utter trash.

that's in australia, and was the families decision, not the program makers. get yer facts right!

My facts are right. BB should tell her even if it was her father's choice not to.

Next year's house will be airtight save for some vents for the introduction of gas.

Hitler was an idiot, you cannot purify the race by removing anything so arbitrary as a religous or social grouping. But gassing BB contestants????? you;re getting rid of people who actually stand up and yell proudly "I am an oxygen theif, a waste of flesh, I serve no purpose and my destruction will harm humanity as much as having a tumour out hurts a body"

NOOLigan wrote:

hibster wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Apparently there's a girl in it here whose father has died and they haven't told her. The decision to go to the funeral should be hers even if they were estranged.

Utter trash.

that's in australia, and was the families decision, not the program makers. get yer facts right!

My facts are right. BB should tell her even if it was her father's choice not to.

they asked her dad, he didn't say anything

Doctor? wrote: Next year's house will be airtight save for some vents for the introduction of gas.

Hitler was an idiot, you cannot purify the race by removing anything so arbitrary as a religous or social grouping. But gassing BB contestants????? you;re getting rid of people who actually stand up and yell proudly "I am an oxygen theif, a waste of flesh, I serve no purpose and my destruction will harm humanity as much as having a tumour out hurts a body"

Y'know Steve, there's a school of thought that believes the same kind of thing about sci-fi geeks and rabid technophiles.....

hibster wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

hibster wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Apparently there's a girl in it here whose father has died and they haven't told her. The decision to go to the funeral should be hers even if they were estranged.

Utter trash.

that's in australia, and was the families decision, not the program makers. get yer facts right!

My facts are right. BB should tell her even if it was her father's choice not to.

they asked her dad, he didn't say anything

isn't that what I said??

wouldn't you want to know regardless?

I am speaking as somebody who has lost a parent not that long ago and she did keep her illness from me as long as she could.

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Next year's house will be airtight save for some vents for the introduction of gas.

Hitler was an idiot, you cannot purify the race by removing anything so arbitrary as a religous or social grouping. But gassing BB contestants????? you;re getting rid of people who actually stand up and yell proudly "I am an oxygen theif, a waste of flesh, I serve no purpose and my destruction will harm humanity as much as having a tumour out hurts a body"

Y'know Steve, there's a school of thought that believes the same kind of thing about sci-fi geeks and rabid technophiles.....

Aye, but then without us, How could you have told me that ;)

Come on, look me (errm virtually) in the eye and tell me you wouldn't enjoy watching Jade choke.

El Jarvo wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

according to the Sun.:

Are there any newspapers you lot don't boycott these days?

What a loveable bunch those Liverpool fans are. Never done anything wrong or caused any trouble anywhere.

NOOLigan wrote:

hibster wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

hibster wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Apparently there's a girl in it here whose father has died and they haven't told her. The decision to go to the funeral should be hers even if they were estranged.

Utter trash.

that's in australia, and was the families decision, not the program makers. get yer facts right!

My facts are right. BB should tell her even if it was her father's choice not to.

they asked her dad, he didn't say anything

isn't that what I said??

wouldn't you want to know regardless?

I am speaking as somebody who has lost a parent not that long ago and she did keep her illness from me as long as she could.

well no, i was making a joke about them asking the dead blooke. i am speaking as someone with a sick sense of humour.

ally wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: My facts are right. BB should tell her even if it was her father's choice not to.

So you would completely trample over someone's dying wish?

Nice.

`

I just hope that you are never put in a situation where some really important decisions in life are not left up to you.

Sorry her father may have thought it was in her best interest not to know, but I think it is not up to BB to make that choice for her. She should have been informed.

i hope no gobby northern birds (excl Scousers) go in it.

they do my fuckin head in.

still pretty bad though.

partly with the Nool on this one

As I understand it, the daughter knew her father was terminally ill before agreeing to go on the programme - please correct me if I'm wrong. As such, she knew that he was on borrowed time and may die while she was in there, and she made the decision to go in anyway.

fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: As I understand it, the daughter knew her father was terminally ill before agreeing to go on the programme - please correct me if I'm wrong. As such, she knew that he was on borrowed time and may die while she was in there, and she made the decision to go in anyway.

top girl then.

Fuck that.

Mrs BRF will bore me rigid with the details,and i will be be fully clued up without even watching it ever,no doubt.. I have plenty of The Sopranos to get through on DVD while this cack is on in our hoose,thankfully.

I just hope there is enough. I'm onto series 3,so I need to spread it out,or eff off down the boozer when Big Brother is coming on..Yes,I'll eff off down the boozer!

Boatraceface wrote: Fuck that.

Mrs BRF will bore me rigid with the details,and i will be be fully clued up without even watching it ever,no doubt.. I have plenty of The Sopranos to get through on DVD while this cack is on in our hoose,thankfully.

I just hope there is enough. I'm onto series 3,so I need to spread it out,or eff off down the boozer when Big Brother is coming on..Yes,I'll eff off down the boozer!

you'll crack by week 3.

I know,I know..It will be relentless. Fuck me,surely it has had it's day.

I mean why? Just why?

cos it makes money for Channel 4 and Endemol, and because muppets keep watching it, buying trash mags with features on it......we should be ashamed of ourselves, but we'll still watch it

Boatraceface wrote: I know,I know..It will be relentless. Fuck me,surely it has had it's day.

I mean why? Just why?

I've got a "frankie" DVD with Nicola Holt in from an earlier one.

one dirty baldy head bitch she is.

King John Honest John wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I know,I know..It will be relentless. Fuck me,surely it has had it's day.

I mean why? Just why?

I've got a "frankie" DVD with Nicola Holt in from an earlier one.

one dirty baldy head bitch she is.

Kershie: do you not think that, given the choice, she'd be one of the last female contestants you'd actually want to see in that kind of specialist film??

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I know,I know..It will be relentless. Fuck me,surely it has had it's day.

I mean why? Just why?

I've got a "frankie" DVD with Nicola Holt in from an earlier one.

one dirty baldy head bitch she is.

Kershie: do you not think that, given the choice, she'd be one of the last female contestants you'd actually want to see in that kind of specialist film??

its sort of based on Big Brother. nat.

naked in the diary room is nothing new for BB i suppose.

but getting stuffed with 3 dicks and a dildo probably would be.

King John Honest John wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I know,I know..It will be relentless. Fuck me,surely it has had it's day.

I mean why? Just why?

I've got a "frankie" DVD with Nicola Holt in from an earlier one.

one dirty baldy head bitch she is.

Send us a copy J

I'll watch tonight. I bet more people have a sneaky peek than care to admit it

El Jarvo wrote: Anyways, looks like it's only gonna be good ... until Friday

Now's a womans magazine. What you doing reading it?

It's shite. Not worth my time. End of!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Does Saville have something to do with the show???

Decode it and it says, "Big Brother is a pile a shite"

Leggy D wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Does Saville have something to do with the show???

Decode it and it says, "Big Brother is a pile a shite"

Oh my God!!!!!!

How fuckin annoying are those two?

Both need a cock in their mouths to shut them the fuck up.

The pink twins I mean, not Davina and Dermot

"there's a new kind of music taking over our country...it's called indie"

apparently.

El Jarvo wrote:

bloodynora wrote: "there's a new kind of music taking over our country...it's called indie"

apparently.

You sooooooo would though!

you shallow, shallow man.

bloodynora wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

bloodynora wrote: "there's a new kind of music taking over our country...it's called indie"

apparently.

You sooooooo would though!

you shallow, shallow man.

What's that term for a film that's only one molecule thick? :D

BTW, I just realised yer from Preston, I am so, SO sorry.

El Jarvo wrote:

bloodynora wrote: "there's a new kind of music taking over our country...it's called indie"

apparently.

You sooooooo would though!

dinggggg donggggg

Fuck. Thought this was a thread about George Orwell, an' here is about parasites an' illiterat~shites.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

MIMX wrote: Fuck. Thought this was a thread about George Orwell, an' here is about parasites an' illiterat~shites.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Tracey and Carol are feckin stunnas

And the bint count is impressively high.

Doctor? wrote: I just realised yer from Preston, I am so, SO sorry.

save your sympathy til you find out where i live now...

Stop showing off yer 37th new avatar this month Sunny.

MIMX wrote: Fuck. Thought this was a thread about George Orwell, an' here is about parasites an' illiterat~shites.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Pisses me off no end that every fucker knows the terms like BB and Room 101, and so few know from whence they came. 1984 should be required reading these days.

(as I may have mentioned, Blair and all read it and thought it was a manual)

Here comes a candle to light you to bed Here comes a chopper to chop off your head.

That Welsh housemate.......you could feed a family of 4 for 27 years on those tits!

bloodynora wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I just realised yer from Preston, I am so, SO sorry.

save your sympathy til you find out where i live now...

Neck deep in fermenting ostrich shite?

Upside down in a Glasgow public convenience?

I'm struggling to imagine "worse than preston" Just stopping at the bus station on the way to Manc/Leeds/wherever was enough to make me question my desire for continued existence. Belfast's more attractive!!!! (and that's a SERIOUS thing to be saying)

Burt Reynolds wrote: Stop showing off yer 37th new avatar this month Sunny.

Stop trying to silence my right to laugh for the 12th time Burty

Doctor? wrote:

bloodynora wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I just realised yer from Preston, I am so, SO sorry.

save your sympathy til you find out where i live now...

Neck deep in fermenting ostrich shite?

Upside down in a Glasgow public convenience?

I'm struggling to imagine "worse than preston" Just stopping at the bus station on the way to Manc/Leeds/wherever was enough to make me question my desire for continued existence. Belfast's more attractive!!!! (and that's a SERIOUS thing to be saying)

oh ffs, any fule kno preston bus station is the very pit of hell. (it does have its very own handy barber though.) it's not representative of the town as a whole. i have fond memories of going to the pizza hut with todd landers from neighbours when i was follow spotting on the panto. good times.

and as far as i know it's the only place moz has stormed off stage after being struck by a 2p piece.

as for current location...it's a comedy byword for shitness. honestly.

Doctor? wrote: Upside down in a Glasgow public convenience? I'm struggling to imagine "worse than preston"

Oi! I'd rather be upside doon in a Glesga bog than stuck in a darkened room in Belfast (or Bangor), in front of a computer!

You never heard "Alternative Ulster"?

"Nothin' for us in Belfast... ...OK, there's the Trident in Bangor... ...Then walk back to the city We ain't got nothin' but they don't really care Take a look where you're livin'

You got the Army on your street And the RUC dog of repression Is barking at your feet Is this the kind of place you wanna live? Is this where you wanna be?"

Aweright, I know things hiv changed a bit since then, but leave Glasgow alone, or someone'll be over to gie you a Glesga smile! :)

p.s your right about Orwell, he'd be spining in his grave if he knew how his work had been bastardised and abused by illiterate fools way the attention span of a goldfish.

Well, I did say a PUBLIC BOG in Glassgae....now if you're saying that such a location would be respresentative of the city at large I'd say it's YOU bad mouthing it :D

Belfast is a much nicer place than when AU was written, Bangor on the other hand is now just a wasteland of buidling sites and nearly dead people's homes. Our lovely Brighton-on-the-bomb style seafront is being replaced by some super complex thing, trouble is, that all the property is on LONGNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG lease, so there's just a progressively widening hole along the front, that wont be filled until the last building is vacated. Our beach is gone too, replaced with a marina.

I like the idea that even those FROM dePreston think the bus station is the ringpiece of all reality.

Having just seen the BB cuntestants on a website being viewed by a cow-orker, I'm intriqued.....they all appear female.....what the FUCK is gonna happen when they sync up!

"big brother has decided to suppply only enuff plugs for 5 chicks this month, let's see who gets them"

refuse to watch it still. have seen this on a different site though thought there were 2 twins? (according to the metro anyway) there appear to be three shown

i gave it a miss last night, and stuck with the Apprentice. Sir Alan was on top form. that was funny when that dope was putting together the mini trampoline.

first few weeks on BB are crap anyway.

how on earth did simon stay in?

notice sugars little look at the camera after he'd commented on the trampoline as if to say "did you see what i said there?"

managed to avoid it thus far

the apprentice is awesome though.

apprentice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> walking barefoot on glass for 10 miles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> big brother

you know that typing more than one greater than symbol doesn't make it more true, right?

Never really cared for the version that they show here in the States. What they show ends up being way too tame.

Psy

I offically hate them all except for Laura, Carol and Lesley. Although Carol is the living reincarnation of Millie tant off of Viz

Emily is the worst... fucking indie music new....silly bint, i was an indie queen before she stopped crapping herself...

And whoever made the comment about the Welsh girl with big tits... nothing new there... i've been doing that look for years! :)

Liv

You'll never guess who that was duck!

El Jarvo wrote:

She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)

she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)

bloodynora wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)

she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)

You do her, I'll do Charley

bloodynora wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)

she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)

i take your punch and raise it, she needs a kick in the fanny.

Jarvo, you could do so much better... maybe a woman with a brain. :)

Liv wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)

i take your punch and raise it, she needs a kick in the fanny. :)

For the benefit of the Americans, she means a kick in the minge

oldmonkey wrote: You'll never guess who that was duck!

you gotta laugh aint ya...

Cheers Jem! :) Its always nice to translate

Davina Mcall's career has really progressed then

The twins are from Stoke.

Draw your own conclusions.

Oh yeah Jarvo, I can see it now

JARVO: Let me tell you all about Nuuu-ordahhh BINT: Who? JARVO: Its part of that new fangled indie scene thing BINT: oh my fucking god, they like totally rock, i lvoe them so much.

IT's your choice....

Martin, *ahem* no comment

Doctor Clayhead wrote: The twins are from Stoke.

Draw your own conclusions.

They're from Newcastle-under-Lyme, which is a separate town - us Stokies are constantly being reminded of this by the good folk of Newcastle-under-Lyme (probably because they're posher and have money).

Anyone would think they're ashamed of us...

Uncle Liam wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

according to the Sun.:

Are there any newspapers you lot don't boycott these days?

What a loveable bunch those Liverpool fans are. Never done anything wrong or caused any trouble anywhere.

Yous can talk?

El Jarvo wrote: Anyways, looks like it's only gonna be good ... until Friday

Just one thing mate,

whit the fuck you doin on Now Magazine ("the all new womans own") site

Questions must be asked

Missy Jem wrote:

bloodynora wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)

she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)

You do her, I'll do Charley

Can I have a line as well

:D

I thought there were no men in the house?

Perry Farrell is in the house???

It's okay, he's not really a man anyways...

Johnny wrote: I thought there were no men in the house?

:c-r-i-n-g-e:

And can someone PLEASE decode that bloody colour wheel!!! It's driving me mad

Eep, sumer down, Johnny!!

ETA [edited to add] Yes, I am hiding behind a fookin' book. Now shut the up and decode that Color Wheel already!!

:\pissedoff:

Can't you go and serve some burgers or something?

I'm off until Saturday. And anyway, I don't flip burgers. I deal with customers who can be total arseholes.

Missy Jem wrote:

bloodynora wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)

she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)

You do her, I'll do Charley

There's a lot of people on here would pay good money to watch that. It would certainly get the ratings up!

GlasVegas wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

bloodynora wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

She's like a little doe-eyed fawn lost in a forest, and she needs looking after! (by me, natch)

she needs fucking punching (by me, natch)

You do her, I'll do Charley

There's a lot of people on here would pay good money to watch that. It would certainly get the ratings up!

Especially if theyre naked in a mud pit

didn't take that black tart long to get on the front of the Daily Star.

she's a cross between Chris Eubank and Daniella Westbrook.

check-i-ow!!

she'll be the first dog to be put down.

Vague musings so far:

1. Quite apart from being from North Staffs, the twins seem pretty harmless and I reckon they've got more mileage that you might initially think - BB audiences love 'innocents', no?

2. The Wurzel Gummidge-alike is surely Pete from the last series (in a wig).

3. See that lass from Yorksire who wants to be Posh Spice? I'd like to lick the sweat from her inner thighs.

Me, naturally.

El Jarvo wrote:

ally wrote: Aside from Rocket Mick who's automatically in, natch.

10 birds!

Er, could we actually manage that?

Didn't we almost have an NOOL Big Brother at the gites in France when we went over for Les Vielles Charrues? Eleven vikings in a house miles from anywhere, Alex at the cooker making bacon butties all day, a fridge full of beer and Ness in the swimming pool?!

Don't say fuck or bugger.

I've cut the plug of the telly - will leave it that way for the duration.

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

3. See that lass from Yorksire who wants to be Posh Spice? I'd like to lick the sweat from her inner thighs.

you'd be licking the back of my neck then.

King John Honest John wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

3. See that lass from Yorksire who wants to be Posh Spice? I'd like to lick the sweat from her inner thighs.

you'd be licking the back of my neck then.

And you'd be sniffin ma arse

gazman wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

3. See that lass from Yorksire who wants to be Posh Spice? I'd like to lick the sweat from her inner thighs.

you'd be licking the back of my neck then.

And you'd be sniffin ma arse

Why can't you all just have a game of Twister like proper self-respecting perverts ?

El Jarvo wrote: 10 birds!

With doe eyes I suppose....

Mrs Milky wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: 10 birds!

With doe eyes I suppose....

Yeah, and all with a great Emily-style firm peachy arse, NATCH!!

still not seen any of this :D

It's great for motivating me to get off me arse and gets things done.I don't actually mind the programme but everytime i sit down to watch it i start to think of things that need doing , ie. new taps to be fitted in the bathroom , spot of gardening , Chem Bros album to download.I've got shitloads of stuff done since this series started

gazman wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

3. See that lass from Yorksire who wants to be Posh Spice? I'd like to lick the sweat from her inner thighs.

you'd be licking the back of my neck then.

And you'd be sniffin ma arse

Well done lads, I've had a shit day and you've just made me spit my drink out!

As much as I think Chanelle is a hottie,is it me or is this year's BB resembling TENKO??

And is ZIGGY really Christian Bale in between films?

MONTY The Merciless wrote: As much as I think Chanelle is a hottie,is it me or is this year's BB resembling TENKO??

And is ZIGGY really Christian Bale in between films?

1. Yes, a long-overdue soft-porn version of TENKO.

2. He may well be Christian Bale, but Tracy is - without question - SEAN PENN on a method-acting mission.

it looks like Ziggy No Lips has got the green light from Leeds bird. Can anyone understand her accent? apart from yorkshire folk?

And Emily has been kicked out!

Uncle Liam wrote: And Emily has been kicked out!

So it appears... Bet Al's gutted... Though I would've thought he'd be after Nicky, being a Watford lass and all...

Snorri xxx

Kicked out for using the "n" word.

She could call me a dirty Fenian muthafucka and I'd forgive her. In fact I'd quite like it. The horny bitch!

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

MONTY The Merciless wrote: As much as I think Chanelle is a hottie,is it me or is this year's BB resembling TENKO??

And is ZIGGY really Christian Bale in between films?

1. Yes, a long-overdue soft-porn version of TENKO.

2. He may well be Christian Bale, but Tracy is - without question - SEAN PENN on a method-acting mission.

Sean Penn ? Or Freddie Kruegar ? I saw the lad in there saying that he feels just like one of the girls or summat...

Well he looks like one an'all with hair like that!

There is no escaping this summer long nightmare is there?.....Big Brother,Big Brother's little Brother,Big Brother's Big mouth,Big Brother's Scruffy Little Daft Cunt etc etc....Jesus :\ohwell:

i.r.o that Ziggy No Lips fella, do middle-part floppy fanny-head haircuts still actually exist in different parts of Britain?

I know Corby and Blackpool still stock them. Anywhere else?

:D

He reminds me of Cliff Richard

How on earth could anyone think that someone with an immaculate arse like Emily could ever be RACIALIST????

I actually think she's been given the chop for having too perfect an arse.

FACT.

Doctor Clayhead wrote: How on earth could anyone think that someone with an immaculate arse like Emily could ever be RACIALIST????

I actually think she's been given the chop for having too perfect an arse.

FACT.

On the plus side, now she's out, her great arse will be all over Nuts and the Daily Star

El Jarvo wrote: A cute bird is chucked out, and you chaps are discussing boys' haircuts.

Benders!

Ok,she's got girl's hair too. And she looks edible.... natch

Pummelable,deffo

I just get BB snippets from er indoors,hence I'm not BB totty savvy...er,yet!

But a wiseman once told me 'One top arse,does not good a show make' He was right about BB o'course....but I can only guess the wiseman never saw 'Bubblebutt in Brazil'

Leggy D wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote: How on earth could anyone think that someone with an immaculate arse like Emily could ever be RACIALIST????

I actually think she's been given the chop for having too perfect an arse.

FACT.

On the plus side, now she's out, her great arse will be all over Nuts and the Daily Star

Word!

Jarvo...

What a sad state of affairs. Your bird aint so much doe eyed as KKK...

Tragic ;)

Liv

I can see why the 'lads' are into BB; all that extremely intelligent conversation, the straightening tips, the nail polishing techniques................

And that was just half an hour's misery of agreeing to let my daughter watch it downstairs.......

however, I stress.........I am NOT jealous. At all.

I am now, happily, resigned to living upstairs for the next........14 weeks?

Suits me.

GlasVegas wrote: Kicked out for using the "n" word.

Maybe she's a fan of Nathan Barley.In that Channel 4 series he was forever saying "Alright Nigger!!!"

El Jarvo wrote:

Liv wrote: Jarvo...

What a sad state of affairs. Your bird aint so much doe eyed as KKK...

Tragic

I bought the Sun specially this morning, expecting an "Emily: My Race Hate Shame" story, with lots of pics of her looking dew-eyed and sorrowful. In a short skirt, natch.

But instead they just had some story from a lad who claims she called him a Paki at a party once.

She'll be in there tomorrow though, defo.

and sundays News of the World no doubt. nice four page spread in her undies i bet.

Kath wrote: I can see why the 'lads' are into BB; all that extremely intelligent conversation, the straightening tips, the nail polishing techniques................

And that was just half an hour's misery of agreeing to let my daughter watch it downstairs.......

however, I stress.........I am NOT jealous. At all.

I am now, happily, resigned to living upstairs for the next........14 weeks?

Suits me.

I know exactly how you feel Kath...it is all tosh,really shite unrelenting dirge. Tragically though,it means that I am amongst the last to clock,what is being billed as 'Thee Greatest Arse Of All Time'

The sort of claim that one must see,to judge for ones own piece of mind...Right or wrong,I'll not rest till I see this girl's chebs.

Got really hooked on it a few years back,but now its like watching hamsters in cages.... Drivel...

i LOVE gerry. he's fabulous, dahhling.

bloodynora wrote: i LOVE gerry. he's fabulous, dahhling.

Are both the two new men gay?

They are torturing those lasses.

King John Honest John wrote:

and sundays News of the World no doubt. nice four page spread in her undies i bet.

She's far too intelligent for that, remember ;)

everytime Big Brothers on, there's this advert for a program called "Brothers and Sisters"

Anyone know the name of the band/song used during the advert. its sound alright.

advices please.

King John Honest John wrote:

advices please.

Yes.Get a bycycle lock

Oh well, seeing as this has been brought back to the top....

......STILL LOVING CHANELLE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Especially when she says "Ah deeernt neeeeerrrrrrr....)

And also the way no fucker can make sense of the Twins Pitch Perfect Potteries Patter.

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

the Twins Bitch Berfect Botteries Batter.

I don't know why, I just brefer it this way.

how come Ziggy No lips go no votes.

the boring posh twat.

ahhh...coz he's nice and boring.

PLEASE send in an ex-scagel, trackied up scouser. the show needs one. he could hide the rizlas for a start.