For the JD fan who has everything.
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gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: For the kitchen, shirley?
Good find!
Thats bad...
...but i laughed
Seriously, that was sooo wrong...
JZee wrote:
Doctor? wrote: for the bathroom
tasteless fucker!!! Friggen irish.
:D
NI folks? Sick? Nonsense.
Q.What's the fastest thing on 2 legs? A. Bobby Sands with a luncheon voucher
Q. What's the difference between an apple an an orange? A. Who ever heard of a filthy apple cunt.
Q. Why does nobody shop in Omagh? A. It costs you an arm and a leg.
Q. What is the fastest sport on Earth? A. Pass the parcel in a Belfast pub.
Doctor? wrote:
JZee wrote:
Doctor? wrote: for the bathroom
tasteless fucker!!! Friggen irish.
NI folks? Sick? Nonsense.
Q.What's the fastest thing on 2 legs? A. Bobby Sands with a luncheon voucher
Q. What's the difference between an apple an an orange? A. Who ever heard of a filthy apple cunt.
Q. Why does nobody shop in Omagh? A. It costs you an arm and a leg.
Q. What is the fastest sport on Earth? A. Pass the parcel in a Belfast pub.
Best jokes I've read in a while. Class!!
Private Eye!
Although really joking, as they do, about the press coverage of each and every non-event as it doesn't unfold.
The best thing in the current edition is the (supposedly true) story about the guy from Rosvik, Sweden, who was the first to the scene of a car accident and stopped to help rescue the injured. It was -25C, so he let a couple of people sit in his Mercedes taxi until the ambulance arrived. When the rescue services arrived, the guy pointed them in the direction of his car and they started to cut the roof off to get at them. Despite his protests, they wouldn't stop until they had removed both peoiple through a new hole in the roof.
He now says he's having a terrible time convincing his insurance company that he's not making the story up.
hibster wrote: you need to read more!
anyone know any madeleine jokes?
At least 2 of those gags qualify for a bus pass.
Can we DO maddy gags yet?
Biggest joke is that their other kids haven't been taken into care.
Doctor? wrote:
hibster wrote: you need to read more!
anyone know any madeleine jokes?
At least 2 of those gags qualify for a bus pass.
Can we DO maddy gags yet?
Biggest joke is that their other kids haven't been taken into care.
only 2?
i'm surprised that she got the one about bobby sands mind.
