National Citizenship Day

The RIGHT MORONIC Ruth Kelly today announces that us BRITS should have a national IT'S-GREAT-TO-BE-BRIDDISH, INNIT? day in order to shore up our SUPPOSELY vanishing sense of what it is to be BRIDDISH.

Now, she's also on about a new BRIDDISH Bank Holiday which is fine by me, but won't we all just go and getting bladdered? (NB - this announcement comes on the same day that the Govt. also announces new health warnings about BOOZE in pubs). How BRIDDISH is that???!!??

Also, 'good' citizens apparently win GREAT BRITISH BROWNIE POINTS if we know the words to "God Save the Queen", eat a full English every morning and have bad teeth. However, if you are a 'bad' citizen commit a criminal offence, have brown skin or a non-BRITISH accent, or even dislike random violence on a Saturday night you will lose said points and relinquish your citizenship

The points can be cashed in for a large donner and chips at your local post office, Tuesdays only after 2.30am.

Which one is Emily on Big Brother?

Uncle Liam wrote: Which one is Emily on Big Brother?

AL Jarvis' object of desire (posh and blonde, NATCH).

I take it you're on the side of the righteous and there's no question mark over Chanelle?

voted No. 3

If you vote 4, do you get the new holiday as well?

Snorri xxx

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Which one is Emily on Big Brother?

AL Jarvis' object of desire (posh and blonde, NATCH).

I take it you're on the side of the righteous and there's no question mark over Chanelle?

Naturally.

Doctor Clayhead wrote: Now, she's also on about a new BRIDDISH Bank Holiday which is fine by me, but won't we all just go and getting bladdered?

Sounds like other countries want a piece of Australia Day.

:\pimp3:

bollock talk.

we all know the Cunt (Liam) couldn't even shag a barbers floor.

Hmmmm "I'm a brit (sorry, didn't we decide that abbreviations are extremely racist) and I'll deck anyone who says otherwise day"?????????

We already have one of those each year, 12th of July, it usually goes very badly. Avoid if possible.

PS: Maya, we all know it's only about 2 years til I get that phonecall from you ;)

(Fuck that, you're a NO fan, you'll get free 1-on-1 help on MSN )

voted 3, my mother may have given birth to me in manc chester but she came over from ireland at the age of six(via scotland for seven) and my dad got off the boat two years before i was born, i dont claim to be irish either, they wouldn't have me anyway, I'M A MANC!!!. as for another holiday, call it whatever you like, i'll take it

Really we all came from Africa of course, nationality is a concept for those with no grasp of evolutionary timescales.

(of course if you missed school, we all came from Eden, which as far as biblical "scholars" can tell, was in Iraq!)

A holiday to celebrate small minded parochial inward looking bigotry? :finger::barf:.

Wid there be room fur Celts way Red Indian blood, an' kin this be it's theme tune...

Top tune MIMX

I've been listening to that on my Ipod a lot recently. The dodgy get-up they're all kitted out in in that video ruins it a bit though!

The single release was actually recorded live at the Barrowland, in fact I don't think it was ever recorded in a "proper" studio. And I don't think Jones and Frame ever recorded anything together apart from that, did they?

I saw Aztec Camera in the Paradiso, Amsterdam wearing the same gear, Frame with jogging trousers with electrical insulating tape down them (covering 3 stripes?), very anti-cool rock star! Mick Jones came on as a guest for a few numbers, "Good Morning Britain", "Get Outta London" and 1 or two others. Think he played on "Get Outta London" recorded for "Stray" (pretty sure he recorded 2 tracks with them on "Stray", but the other might be "Notting Hill Blues"), but I might be wrong, 'cause I've no listened to it for ages, & my memory may be clouded by that gig.

NObabe wrote: voted No. 3

same here. Hello Maya-UK-Location

Stick yer "British Day" up yer arse

Still take the "double time" for working it though

:D

What will this bunch of useless fucks come up with next?? (thats the socialist government, not New Order)

socialist?

Tory B-team

Every day's a bank holiday if you're Rocket Mick

Johnny wrote: Every day's a bank holiday if you're Rocket Mick

Being a housewife is a full-time job...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

Johnny wrote: Every day's a bank holiday if you're Rocket Mick

Being a housewife is a full-time job...

Snorri xxx

I need a housewife.

I'm with Leadfoot here. I've never felt British or English but always proud to be a Manc (albeit in exile). We're having a festival soon and I'll take the week off!

I used to fancy Ruth Kelly a bit.

NOOLigan wrote:

I need a housewife.

Nah, just find a woman you don't like and buy her a house.

Top Aztec Camera/Mick Jones choon back there! Been a while since I heard it. And National Redcar Day is overdue. Tee-Tee-Teesiders