Jemma's Birthday Cake
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HAPPY BIRTHDAYBABE!!!

Sorry it's late honey! Hope you had a good 'un. Put another quid in jukebox before you eat it!
That's you and Donovan buying all the beers tonight then!
See you later. Should be a good 'un! ![]()
Oh shame on me, I take a day off nool for sleep and nearly miss me main nutter's birthday.
Hope it's VERRRRRRRY messy missy!!!!!!!!!
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EDIT: Bonz, order WATER, it's the only drink she'll be able to buy now that'll still be there when you weigh in....burns her flesh you know!
Leggy D wrote: I bet she's pissed by the time she gets off the train at Euston
Happy Birthday, babe

Taken 10 minutes ago Dave.![]()
PHD wrote:
Leggy D wrote: I bet she's pissed by the time she gets off the train at Euston
Happy Birthday, babe
Taken 10 minutes ago Dave.
Classic, she's arguing with a fruit machine ![]()
....and losing probably.
Euston?
Tenner says she was hammered before the thing left Picadilly.
ShugZV wrote:
PHD wrote:
Leggy D wrote: I bet she's pissed by the time she gets off the train at Euston
Happy Birthday, babe
Taken 10 minutes ago Dave.
Classic, she's arguing with a fruit machine
whilst waving her imaginary cock around at said machine. ![]()
I'm going to text her at exactly the same time as I text her this morning...............just to really piss her off...............
Jem.........07.30 wake up!
Ouch.![]()
PHD wrote:
Leggy D wrote: I bet she's pissed by the time she gets off the train at Euston
Happy Birthday, babe
Taken 10 minutes ago Dave.
Ha Ha! That was a top night that in Liverpool,moments later the hotel manager gave us a ticking off for doing roly-polys in the hotel lobby.