fuckin oxygen thief gets out after 3 days in the celeb wing of prison, to remain under house arrest , i would gladly do house arrest in her vast family estate for a couple of years if need be, justice MY BIG HAIRY ARSE
done for medical reasons!!!!!!!!!, coulnt give a fuck if she was terminal with cancer, a 45 DAY sentence, would do 23 for good behavior.
hope the bitch gets run over by a drunk driver
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i've said this a million times before: "i can't stand the cunt, but i'd still bang her..."
*////////\that's hot////////*
she's a virgin...
HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
But she needed medical care...appears the gastronomic offerings of the jail did not agree with her high-brow tastes...
fuck her, they should have just said she was on a hunger strike...and if she died...oh well...
would it be too harsh to say that some angry goth chick should drag her by her hair screaming through a field of broken glass and teach her a lesson...you know fuck her face up and her clothes and mangle her ugly ass dog?
what mademe sick was her releasing a statement saying she had learned from what she did and that everyone should learn from her mistakes"...you're not above the law, yet you managed to pay the jail to let you out so you can go and run around in your mansion...and by the way...it was 2 days and some odd hours not three. medical condition=drug withdrawal.
i actually think if everyone would stop talking about her that karma would come to bite her in the face quicker.
that is all.
Ahhh the land of equality.
Where one person goes to guantanamo for thought crime (conspiracy to commit a crime that hadn't occurred...thought crime), for life, no trial, nothing, just locked up. Meanwhile this worthless skank, cos she's rich, can walk free after driving around wankered and really endangering lives.
can't we start a "paris funds al quaeda" rumour, those thick seppo cunts will buy any shite they hear on Fox.
Doctor? wrote: Ahhh the land of
can't we start a "paris funds al quaeda" rumour, those thick seppo cunts will buy any shite they hear on Fox.
is that true?
angeldust_evildust wrote: i've said this a million times before: "i can't stand the cunt, but i'd still bang her..."
*////////\that's hot////////*
I love her...
Info that came from Larry King Live last night:
Sheriff let her go because she was going to have a "mental breakdown" and medicine issues.
Judge is pissed as he directed that she will NEVER be in house arrest with the ankle thing, which of course she is now.
Sheriff has jurisdiction for her release ONLY for overcrowded jails.
She's back in court today to decide her fate, in which the prosecutor is ALSO claiming that the sheriff is in "contempt of court".
There was an arguement that she is not getting special treatment, since the L.A. jails are so overcrowded that the normal drunk driver spends even less time in jail than she did.
As for her being hot, looks wise definately not...but she knows how to move and express her sexuality so she is in that department.
:D
That pic, while tasty, is air-brushed and Photoshopped all to hell.
BTW, she's a useless twat and I hope she gets shanked in the clink.
just to play the devil's advocate, many normal folk caught for this traffic violation never spend a day in jail.
Stupid fookin cow,thinks she's above the law!
That said i'd give her the best 7 seconds of her life ! 
Andrés wrote:
angeldust_evildust wrote: i've said this a million times before: "i can't stand the cunt, but i'd still bang her..."
*////////\that's hot////////*
I love her...
she must be one of the few celebs who is digitally altered to look FATTER than she is in reality. even on tv - said to make you look a stone heavier, she looks skeletal.
JZee wrote: just to play the devil's advocate, many normal folk caught for this traffic violation never spend a day in jail.
A DUI, pulled over twice on a suspended license, and probation violations. Yup, around these parts anyways, that's at least a few nights in the shank shack. Maybe it's different in big cities. 
What is funny is that Paris always seems exactly like how she is perceived... very shallow, very selfish, very spoiled, always getting her own way and getting upset if otherwise. Some women always have their "medical condition" of the week excuse for everything, that is absurd that the sheriff would fall for that game. She loves attention, she is getting plenty of attention... roll with it Paris. Read a couple of fucking books and tough out your weeks of having a special solitary cell and special treatment, and roll with it. "Oh-like-o-my gawd my hair, it's so unfair!" Boo-hoo.
flo wrote:
she must be one of the few celebs who is digitally altered to look FATTER than she is in reality. even on tv - said to make you look a stone heavier, she looks skeletal.
Maybe some prison grub will fatten her up!!!
Doctor? wrote: That's it I am going to church tomorrow.
Cambo, I'll see you in the front pew!
pumped full of drugs wrote: Read a couple of fucking books and tough out your weeks of having a special solitary cell and special treatment, and roll with it.
I'm willing to bet $100 that she's illiterate. If she's able to read anything at all it's pidgin "text message" english.
yeah- i admit i did do a little photoshop smartblur on her pic- but if i didn't, she would have looked like this...
angeldust_evildust wrote: yeah- i admit i did do a little photoshop smartblur on her pic- but if i didn't, she would have looked like this...
Now that is more like it-Paris without makeup!!!
Every photo you see in magazines is airbrushed/altered and the makeup is done "just so"
I if I could find it-I would show you all a picture of Jamie Lee Curtis where she was NOT airbrushed one iota-fascinating
Here is a link to that Jamie Lee Curtis picture
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?o=0&f=/c/a/2002/08/27/ED242187.DTL
and the article itself
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2002/08/27/ED242187.DTL
I read that Paris was already pulled over once before after she had her license suspended and warned about the consequences if she was caught again. Paris was pulled over at least three times in a year, and ignored all warnings. She could pay to have a private limo driver anytime. Poor Paris.
£50 Note wrote:
pumped full of drugs wrote: Read a couple of fucking books and tough out your weeks of having a special solitary cell and special treatment, and roll with it.
I'm willing to bet $100 that she's illiterate.
The Gal is clearly Distressed w/ out too much in the way of coping skills. Had to remove here hair extensions and coloured contacts. Already photographed w/ out much make-up. If she snapps much more think of the media Frenzy for years to come.
Andrés wrote:
Sheds on a Plane wrote:
I prefer this picture...now THAT'S hawt!
Poor Paris...
What???? Poor Paris? I hope that's a joke. My heart really bleeds for her (not).
She should have done what any other multi-millionaire heiress would have done.
Got some lackey to drive her around. Then she could have carried on shopping, posing for cameras or whatever she supposedly does for a living.
Sam the Stokie wrote:
Andrés wrote:
Sheds on a Plane wrote:
I prefer this picture...now THAT'S hawt!
Poor Paris...
What???? Poor Paris?
yeahh is the Thread title...
isn't??
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: when is the paris hilton snuff video coming out...HMMMMM?
you're a mean pope
Sheds on a Plane wrote:
I prefer this picture...now THAT'S hawt!
realy sorry but
,
i'm now off to church
hrrmmm... thinking about starting an online petition so that paris can get conjugal visits to her jail-cell... anyone can volunteer themselves to make her feel more "at home" while she is in the penn... it's B.Y.O.C (bring your own condoms)... any takers???
I'd do her. Maybe I could feign a relationship w/ her in order to get married w/ her w/o a solid prenup.
old lead foot wrote:
Sheds on a Plane wrote:
I prefer this picture...now THAT'S hawt!
realy sorry but
Me and Sam are down the front with a hip flask and a spliff ;)
Praise BE!
I'm now praying she'll fuck up BIG style in chokie and get chucked in with the plebs. Ahhhh the headline....."Paris gangfucked by 27 huge bull dykes". Praise be, praise be.
Big Black wrote: Apparently on suicide watch.
i'd watch her kill herself. of course, she'd be sure to make a buck out of it.
angeldust_evildust wrote: suicide watch??? i thought she was already brain-dead???
No Paris is just blonde.... 
It would be impressive if she could actually figure out a way to kill herself is prison, I doubt she is up to the task. Hang herself on her hair extensions? Strangle herself with her thong? I bet they made her wear panties, the bastards!
Why are they not making a reality show about it? Call it Celebrity Prison Break, add in some C and D list celebs, put the sheriff and guards on TV... instant low budget hit
pumped full of drugs wrote: It would be impressive if she could actually figure out a way to kill herself is prison, I doubt she is up to the task. Hang herself on her hair extensions? Strangle herself with her thong? I bet they made her wear panties, the bastards!
Why are they not making a reality show about it? Call it Celebrity Prison Break, add in some C and D list celebs, put the sheriff and guards on TV... instant low budget hit
Or the Simple Life: Prison.
Wonder if the mysterious "medical condition" is detoxing from all the drugs she obviously does (or is she that stupid naturally? 
)
I'm trying hard to feel sorry for her, I really am...but I can't
pumped full of drugs wrote: I bet they made her wear panties, the bastards!
And not just any panties, but GRANNIE PANTIES!!!! :dead:
But that's ok...she'll have new friends to teach the proper usage of such...
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: The one on the bottom looks like she would eat Paris.
No, she looks like she's eaten Paris. And I mean the city. 
i think paris gets a bad rap. she's conservative, well-behaved and an intensely private person.
and i've got a bridge in new york i can sell ya.
