fuckin oxygen thief gets out after 3 days in the celeb wing of prison, to remain under house arrest
, i would gladly do house arrest in her vast family estate for a couple of years if need be, justice MY BIG HAIRY ARSE
done for medical reasons!!!!!!!!!, coulnt give a fuck if she was terminal with cancer, a 45 DAY sentence, would do 23 for good behavior.
hope the bitch gets run over by a drunk driver
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poor paris
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i've said this a million times before: "i can't stand the cunt, but i'd still bang her..."

*////////\that's hot////////*
she's a virgin...
HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
But she needed medical care...appears the gastronomic offerings of the jail did not agree with her high-brow tastes...
fuck her, they should have just said she was on a hunger strike...and if she died...oh well...
would it be too harsh to say that some angry goth chick should drag her by her hair screaming through a field of broken glass and teach her a lesson...you know fuck her face up and her clothes and mangle her ugly ass dog?
what mademe sick was her releasing a statement saying she had learned from what she did and that everyone should learn from her mistakes"...you're not above the law, yet you managed to pay the jail to let you out so you can go and run around in your mansion...and by the way...it was 2 days and some odd hours not three. medical condition=drug withdrawal.
i actually think if everyone would stop talking about her that karma would come to bite her in the face quicker.
that is all.
Ahhh the land of equality.
Where one person goes to guantanamo for thought crime (conspiracy to commit a crime that hadn't occurred...thought crime), for life, no trial, nothing, just locked up. Meanwhile this worthless skank, cos she's rich, can walk free after driving around wankered and really endangering lives.
can't we start a "paris funds al quaeda" rumour, those thick seppo cunts will buy any shite they hear on Fox.
Doctor? wrote: Ahhh the land of
can't we start a "paris funds al quaeda" rumour, those thick seppo cunts will buy any shite they hear on Fox.
is that true?
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angeldust_evildust wrote: i've said this a million times before: "i can't stand the cunt, but i'd still bang her..."
*////////\that's hot////////*
I love her...
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Info that came from Larry King Live last night:
Sheriff let her go because she was going to have a "mental breakdown" and medicine issues.
Judge is pissed as he directed that she will NEVER be in house arrest with the ankle thing, which of course she is now.
Sheriff has jurisdiction for her release ONLY for overcrowded jails.
She's back in court today to decide her fate, in which the prosecutor is ALSO claiming that the sheriff is in "contempt of court".
There was an arguement that she is not getting special treatment, since the L.A. jails are so overcrowded that the normal drunk driver spends even less time in jail than she did.
As for her being hot, looks wise definately not...but she knows how to move and express her sexuality so she is in that department.
:D
That pic, while tasty, is air-brushed and Photoshopped all to hell.
BTW, she's a useless twat and I hope she gets shanked in the clink.
just to play the devil's advocate, many normal folk caught for this traffic violation never spend a day in jail.
Stupid fookin cow,thinks she's above the law!
That said i'd give her the best 7 seconds of her life ! ![]()
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Andrés wrote:
angeldust_evildust wrote: i've said this a million times before: "i can't stand the cunt, but i'd still bang her..."
*////////\that's hot////////*
I love her...
she must be one of the few celebs who is digitally altered to look FATTER than she is in reality. even on tv - said to make you look a stone heavier, she looks skeletal. ![]()
JZee wrote: just to play the devil's advocate, many normal folk caught for this traffic violation never spend a day in jail.
A DUI, pulled over twice on a suspended license, and probation violations. Yup, around these parts anyways, that's at least a few nights in the shank shack. Maybe it's different in big cities. ![]()
What is funny is that Paris always seems exactly like how she is perceived... very shallow, very selfish, very spoiled, always getting her own way and getting upset if otherwise. Some women always have their "medical condition" of the week excuse for everything, that is absurd that the sheriff would fall for that game. She loves attention, she is getting plenty of attention... roll with it Paris. Read a couple of fucking books and tough out your weeks of having a special solitary cell and special treatment, and roll with it. "Oh-like-o-my gawd my hair, it's so unfair!" Boo-hoo.