flo wrote:
she must be one of the few celebs who is digitally altered to look FATTER than she is in reality. even on tv - said to make you look a stone heavier, she looks skeletal.
Maybe some prison grub will fatten her up!!!
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Doctor? wrote: That's it I am going to church tomorrow.
Cambo, I'll see you in the front pew!
pumped full of drugs wrote: Read a couple of fucking books and tough out your weeks of having a special solitary cell and special treatment, and roll with it.
I'm willing to bet $100 that she's illiterate. If she's able to read anything at all it's pidgin "text message" english.
yeah- i admit i did do a little photoshop smartblur on her pic- but if i didn't, she would have looked like this...
angeldust_evildust wrote: yeah- i admit i did do a little photoshop smartblur on her pic- but if i didn't, she would have looked like this...
Now that is more like it-Paris without makeup!!!
Every photo you see in magazines is airbrushed/altered and the makeup is done "just so"
I if I could find it-I would show you all a picture of Jamie Lee Curtis where she was NOT airbrushed one iota-fascinating
Here is a link to that Jamie Lee Curtis picture
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?o=0&f=/c/a/2002/08/27/ED242187.DTL
and the article itself
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2002/08/27/ED242187.DTL
I read that Paris was already pulled over once before after she had her license suspended and warned about the consequences if she was caught again. Paris was pulled over at least three times in a year, and ignored all warnings. She could pay to have a private limo driver anytime. Poor Paris.
£50 Note wrote:
pumped full of drugs wrote: Read a couple of fucking books and tough out your weeks of having a special solitary cell and special treatment, and roll with it.
I'm willing to bet $100 that she's illiterate.
The Gal is clearly Distressed w/ out too much in the way of coping skills. Had to remove here hair extensions and coloured contacts. Already photographed w/ out much make-up. If she snapps much more think of the media Frenzy for years to come.
Andrés wrote:
Sheds on a Plane wrote:
I prefer this picture...now THAT'S hawt!
Poor Paris...
What???? Poor Paris? I hope that's a joke. My heart really bleeds for her (not).
She should have done what any other multi-millionaire heiress would have done.
Got some lackey to drive her around. Then she could have carried on shopping, posing for cameras or whatever she supposedly does for a living.
Sam the Stokie wrote:
Andrés wrote:
Sheds on a Plane wrote:
I prefer this picture...now THAT'S hawt!
Poor Paris...
What???? Poor Paris?
yeahh is the Thread title...
isn't??
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: when is the paris hilton snuff video coming out...HMMMMM?
you're a mean pope
Sheds on a Plane wrote:
I prefer this picture...now THAT'S hawt!
realy sorry but
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i'm now off to church
hrrmmm... thinking about starting an online petition so that paris can get conjugal visits to her jail-cell... anyone can volunteer themselves to make her feel more "at home" while she is in the penn... it's B.Y.O.C (bring your own condoms)... any takers???
I'd do her. Maybe I could feign a relationship w/ her in order to get married w/ her w/o a solid prenup.
old lead foot wrote:
Sheds on a Plane wrote:
I prefer this picture...now THAT'S hawt!
realy sorry but
Me and Sam are down the front with a hip flask and a spliff ;)
Praise BE!
I'm now praying she'll fuck up BIG style in chokie and get chucked in with the plebs. Ahhhh the headline....."Paris gangfucked by 27 huge bull dykes". Praise be, praise be.
Big Black wrote: Apparently on suicide watch.
i'd watch her kill herself. of course, she'd be sure to make a buck out of it.
angeldust_evildust wrote: suicide watch??? i thought she was already brain-dead???
No Paris is just blonde.... 
It would be impressive if she could actually figure out a way to kill herself is prison, I doubt she is up to the task. Hang herself on her hair extensions? Strangle herself with her thong? I bet they made her wear panties, the bastards!
Why are they not making a reality show about it? Call it Celebrity Prison Break, add in some C and D list celebs, put the sheriff and guards on TV... instant low budget hit
pumped full of drugs wrote: It would be impressive if she could actually figure out a way to kill herself is prison, I doubt she is up to the task. Hang herself on her hair extensions? Strangle herself with her thong? I bet they made her wear panties, the bastards!
Why are they not making a reality show about it? Call it Celebrity Prison Break, add in some C and D list celebs, put the sheriff and guards on TV... instant low budget hit
Or the Simple Life: Prison.
Wonder if the mysterious "medical condition" is detoxing from all the drugs she obviously does (or is she that stupid naturally? 
)
I'm trying hard to feel sorry for her, I really am...but I can't
pumped full of drugs wrote: I bet they made her wear panties, the bastards!
And not just any panties, but GRANNIE PANTIES!!!! :dead:
But that's ok...she'll have new friends to teach the proper usage of such...
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: The one on the bottom looks like she would eat Paris.
No, she looks like she's eaten Paris. And I mean the city. 
