Always keep your eyes on your children!!!
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That has really got to hurt.
But then some kids that age just try to break lose and run away from their parents.
gazman wrote:
Youve got to laugh though
Aye, if yer sick! 
As I've already said elsewhere the day...
MIMX wrote:
gazman wrote:
Youve got to laugh though
Aye, if yer sick!
As I've already said elsewhere the day...
Sod em, they're bendy!
You or me would end up in traction after that. Thon wee ballix probably gurned for an hour and then forgot all about it.
Laugh? I nearly shat!
MIMX wrote:
gazman wrote:
Youve got to laugh though
Aye, if yer sick!
As I've already said elsewhere the day...
I even gave the wean 8/10 for the somersault through the air...
Kids are made out of rubber....she'll cry for 2 minutes, then be running around causing havoc in no time.
Doctor? wrote:
Laugh? I nearly shat!
Fuckin'ell Cambo...I had forgotten all about Derek and Clive...
As I was walking down the street one day I saw a house on fire There was man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window To the crowd that was gathered there below For he was so afraid
Jump! You fucker, jump! Jump into this here blanket what we are holding And you will be all right He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck - There was no blanket
Laugh?! We nearly shat! We had not laughed so much since Grandma died Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle We are miserable sinners Fi-i-ilthy fuckers
Ahhhrrrr-soles
gazman wrote:
MIMX wrote:
gazman wrote:
Youve got to laugh though
Aye, if yer sick!
As I've already said elsewhere the day...
I even gave the wean 8/10 for the somersault through the air...
BonoShed wrote: yeah if it happens to you it is sad.
happens to someone else-then it's fucking hilarious!!
Dont think my somersault would have been as impressive
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Laugh? I nearly shat!
Fuckin'ell Cambo...I had forgotten all about Derek and Clive...
As I was walking down the street one day I saw a house on fire There was man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window To the crowd that was gathered there below For he was so afraid
Jump! You fucker, jump! Jump into this here blanket what we are holding And you will be all right He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck - There was no blanket
Laugh?! We nearly shat! We had not laughed so much since Grandma died Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle We are miserable sinners Fi-i-ilthy fuckers
Ahhhrrrr-soles
Ahhhh Pete and Dud, what a pair of fackin cunts!
Is that a song BTW? Cos if it isn't I never realised how they wrote rhythm and meter into their insane rantings before. they coulda been the poets fackin loreat to her fackin majesty, but who'd wanna work for that old cunt.
yes Cambo...it is a song...and you made me go out and get myself an MP3 of said song...
Buddy of mine intoduced me to the entire album back in 87...good stuff...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: yes Cambo...it is a song...and you made me go out and get myself an MP3 of said song...
Buddy of mine intoduced me to the entire album back in 87...good stuff...
You didn't find "this bloke come up to me....." did you?
My boss has a phobia of the word cunt. I reckon 5 mins of P+D saying "you fackin cunt" to each other will word a treat.
Me mate and his bro used to play it in the midst of DJ sets, although this was frown on following the night the elder nutter stuck it on....and went to the bar leaving it playing. By the time he came back, there was VERY nearly a lynchmob.
Cambo...just had a looksee, and that one is indeed available...fuck, I'm d/ling it now...
shall I e-mail it to you when it's done???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Cambo...just had a looksee, and that one is indeed available...fuck, I'm d/ling it now...
shall I e-mail it to you when it's done???
Pretty please.
It's not off Cookd and Bombd is it? (last I looked, that place was badly broken).
Mail to.
youfackingcunt(at)slightlynarrow co uk
feel free to send dead granny tune too :D
