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What would you make disappear from the world?

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Big Brother, why the world needs pointless shit like that is beyond my comprehension

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I could say something deep and meaningful here, but I won't - it would be too corny.

So:

Squid cooked in its own ink.

:sick:

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the earth's core. A good implosion would be a spectacular last sight!

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selfishness. and cats. they're haughty and i don't trust them. plus, they make me sneeze.

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cat's are the devil's tapioca

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Old Trafford

Goodison Park

and the South East of England.

:nod:

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Any chance of a warning first John? I've been wanting to leave the South East for ages now...

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oldmonkey wrote: the earth's core. A good implosion would be a spectacular last sight!

Thats apretty good one,

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Wasps... Evil bastards! :p

:smoking:

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oldmonkey wrote: cat's are the devil's tapioca

Cats only show affection when they want something for their benefit; otherwise they appear aloof and indignant.

(Bit like men really) :nod:

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Kath wrote:

oldmonkey wrote: cat's are the devil's tapioca

Cats only show affection when they want something for their benefit; otherwise they appear aloof and indignant.

(Bit like men really) :nod:

Kath dear, the cats in your avatar are just cuterz! :blush:

Cats are one thing I would NOT want to make disappear. :nod:

:mew-mew: :shine:

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The roof of the yellowstone caldera. or the entire magnetosphere so we HAVE to get out of the cradle or die. or The hypocritically religous (a Christian who does not act as Christ taught, a mulsim who uses mohammed as an excuse for evil, the list is long) or 6billion people (the thickest 6 billion) then the rest of us can avoid having to throw our unshredded credit card statements out and all the other stupd envirosnakeoil ideas.

Cats? If they had no fur, you'd get a tenner for handing the little gargoyle's heads in at the post office.

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Doctor? wrote: The roof of the yellowstone caldera. or the entire magnetosphere so we HAVE to get out of the cradle or die. or The hypocritically religous (a Christian who does not act as Christ taught, a mulsim who uses mohammed as an excuse for evil, the list is long) or 6billion people (the thickest 6 billion) then the rest of us can avoid having to throw our unshredded credit card statements out and all the other stupd envirosnakeoil ideas.

Cats? If they had no fur, you'd get a tenner for handing the little gargoyle's heads in at the post office.

Not at mine you wouldn't. They closed it down! :shades:

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Sprouts :nod:

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The armor on Brinks vehicles

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Sam the Stokie wrote: Sprouts :nod:

brilliant!!!

beats anything I could have come up with!!!

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cockroaches and lightning:thumb:

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Kath wrote:

oldmonkey wrote: cat's are the devil's tapioca

Cats only show affection when they want something for their benefit; otherwise they appear aloof and indignant.

(Bit like men really) :nod:

good point. let's get rid of them too.

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ooooh...I got it...

I'd make the animosity between Hooky and Barney disappear...

see...I'm so giving of myself, I'll use my magic to bring the rest of you joy...I'm soooo fucking thoughtful...

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Shakira

:lol: :lol:

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bloodynora wrote:

Kath wrote:

oldmonkey wrote: cat's are the devil's tapioca

Cats only show affection when they want something for their benefit; otherwise they appear aloof and indignant.

(Bit like men really) :nod:

good point. let's get rid of them too.

You know it makes sense! :rolleyes: :nod:

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I'd make my cock bigger. :nod:

Well, I'm being honest!!

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How come all of these threads start off fine, then start scaring me?

Sam - okay, I won't cook sprouts for you

Chris - if you're going to make your dick disappear, I don't want to see it (you know what I mean)

Steve - you really are scaring me now. Doppit.

:cry:

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I always used to put my sprouts on my sisters plate when nobody was looking :thumb:

Chavs Litter Bad Manners Itchy arms (mine are driving me mad at the minute!) Parrot pooh

And that tw*t Mica :angry:

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What would i make dissapear :confused2:

Would have to be my ever expanding waistline .:nod:

:nuts:

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