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Can't believe it's taken me 7 years to get to my 2000th post. I wanted to post something interesting or witty, but I couldn't think of anything.
Instead, I just want to say thanks to all here, especially Nic, Seb, Mike and Alejo for making so much of the last 7 years so enjoyable.
Cheers guys 
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: it's quality Chris, not quantity...or so I've been instructed.
what a CROCK!!!
a bit like that size doesn't matter thing...
us guys with little penises keep telling ourselves that one too!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: it's quality Chris, not quantity...or so I've been instructed.
what a CROCK!!!
a bit like that size doesn't matter thing...
us guys with little penises keep telling ourselves that one too!!!
But you make up for it with those big fucking tongues you keep flapping Jeff... 
Steve One wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: it's quality Chris, not quantity...or so I've been instructed.
what a CROCK!!!
a bit like that size doesn't matter thing...
us guys with little penises keep telling ourselves that one too!!!
But you make up for it with those big fucking tongues you keep flapping Jeff...
Well...I can lick my eyebrows!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Steve One wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: it's quality Chris, not quantity...or so I've been instructed.
what a CROCK!!!
a bit like that size doesn't matter thing...
us guys with little penises keep telling ourselves that one too!!!
But you make up for it with those big fucking tongues you keep flapping Jeff...
Well...I can lick my eyebrows!!!
wow. that must be a neat party trick.
oh...ahem...sorry Chris...
I've hijacked your thread...I apologize...
erm...congratulations on your 2000 posts...
carry on...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Well...the girls love it...the guys...I think it freaks them out...just a little bit...
I can wiggle my ears
I can contort the left side of my mouth into a sneer.But not my right side for some reason .Any tips Ron?
And i can do a Roger Moore style raise of my right eyebrow.But not my left for some reason.Any tips Ron?
Johnny wrote: And i can do a Roger Moore style raise of my right eyebrow.But not my left for some reason.Any tips Ron?
I have no idea. i can only do that with my right one as well.
Is this turning into the insomniacs thread? ;)
Hey i can do the Billy Idol sneer and the Roger Moore eyebrow thing at the same time!! I ,um, rock
Johnny wrote: And i can do a Roger Moore style raise of my right eyebrow.But not my left for some reason.Any tips Ron?
does it look like this???
I really CAN lick my own elbow, which apparently is impossible. Maybe I'm an Orang Utan... 
No. Insomniacs' thread stays where it is. Enough of this nonsense, I just wanted to say thanks to all of you for brightening up the last 7 years for me. End of.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Johnny wrote: And i can do a Roger Moore style raise of my right eyebrow.But not my left for some reason.Any tips Ron?
does it look like this???
Yes that's it
And my Billy Idol sneer.....
My friend Hollie taught me the 'sneer' I could never quite get it right though... looked more like I was going to throw up 
What is slightly worrying though is people sometimes tell me to stop sneering when i don't even realise i am.That's not happened for a while though thankfully.
Oh and i can actually wiggle my ears.Result
NOOLigan wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Well...the girls love it...the guys...I think it freaks them out...just a little bit...
I can wiggle my ears
dude...that is just freakish!!!
oh wait...I'm an American...so that's AWESOME!!!
Congrats Chris for your 2000 post you've done it well, i'll need another 4 years to catch you
