Sarah Harding! — Forum Archive

27 Jun 2007, 18:15

As widely agreed by Mssrs Myself, Donovan (best looking boy on NOOL as voted by you, the public), Will:Order, Gregorius and Johnny Giles - oh, and Nigeria Nick - she (Sarah H) AIN'T all that in the flesh. :nonono:

But she has got the kinda big gob on her that attracts men like flies round sh!te. :nod:

For a casual drink in a West End boozer of a Wednesday night, you probably wouldnae say no! (Fuck me, she's small and scrawny in the flesh though!)

Anyone else drank themselves silly within 5ft of Celebs tonight?! (That lad from 'How to Look Good Naked' was even closer to us!!!)

27 Jun 2007, 20:46

ugh...that haircut is hideous..

fcuk me...am I gay???

27 Jun 2007, 20:50

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: ugh...that haircut is hideous..

fcuk me...am I gay???

:abovelol:

27 Jun 2007, 21:03

Not one for chicks with black nail polish....why the hell I'm looking (or caring for that matter) about nail polish instead of her goods is beyond me, but that polish really makes her trash. :nod:

27 Jun 2007, 21:07

nice tan-in-the-can job. gross.

27 Jun 2007, 21:10

EdelBrock wrote: Not one for chicks with black nail polish....why the hell I'm looking (or caring for that matter) about nail polish instead of her goods is beyond me, but that polish really makes her trash.

erm...maybe you are as gay as I am???

27 Jun 2007, 21:50

definately a fudge-packing mo...

27 Jun 2007, 23:14

that fucking hair is still hideous...

28 Jun 2007, 01:16

Was sat infront of Jennifer Ellison on a flight to Italy a couple of years ago. She is an absolute mutt in the flesh, not nice at all. Infact my missus scrubs up better!

But it didn't stop her thinking she was the most important person on the plane. When they started coming round asking which meal everyone would prefer she was clicking her fingers and and demanding that an attendant took her request.

There was a really nice feeling in the cabin once the hostess said firmly (and loud enough for most to hear her)

"Excuse me madam, but everyone in this class gets the same treatment someone will be round to you in good time. Until then please remain in your seat".

Class! :bow:

28 Jun 2007, 01:40

Will there be floods of tears when Al towers over Emily the Racist from 'Big Brother' and decides she's not quite the fantasy toff-totty he thought??!!?

:eek:

28 Jun 2007, 02:54

her eyebrows kinda flare out weirdly.

don't like that.

28 Jun 2007, 02:56

Is she a Paris Hilton wannabe ?

28 Jun 2007, 02:59

I was watching Fantastic 4 last night and Jessica Alba wasn't the top totty i thought she was, i watched Sin City ad thought she was alright,but now i've changed my mind.

28 Jun 2007, 03:06

Steve One wrote: Was sat infront of Jennifer Ellison on a flight to Italy a couple of years ago. She is an absolute mutt in the flesh, not nice at all. Infact my missus scrubs up better!

But it didn't stop her thinking she was the most important person on the plane. When they started coming round asking which meal everyone would prefer she was clicking her fingers and and demanding that an attendant took her request.

There was a really nice feeling in the cabin once the hostess said firmly (and loud enough for most to hear her)

"Excuse me madam, but everyone in this class gets the same treatment someone will be round to you in good time. Until then please remain in your seat".

Class!

I saw her in town when she was about 17, pre-boob job. I thought she was stunning. She can look a bit of a mut now.

28 Jun 2007, 03:36

She aint even the best looking burd in Girls Aloud! Once again 9for about the fifth time on NOOL), here is the GV/Girls Aloud chart rundown

The Tweedy
Kimberly Walsh
Nicola Roberts (yep, the ginger)
Nadine Coyle
Sarah Harding

That Geordie Anthony bloke who won Big Brother a couple of years ago was on my flight to Vegas in Jan, on his own.

On three ocassions last year that I've been waiting in Stansted that bloke who was in BB2, the one who eneded up going out with the dippy blonde Welsh bird (Helen) was also there. Three times in tweleve months! Fucking stalker.

28 Jun 2007, 03:54

This lad was in the bar last night too. He's even freakier looking in the flesh - dead tall and dead skinny.

And his boyfriend was a doppleganger for him!

28 Jun 2007, 03:58

S. A. S

:nod:

28 Jun 2007, 04:00

If those are the kind of people you meet, maybe hob nobbing with the 'stars' is a bad thing Al?

28 Jun 2007, 04:11

El Jarvo wrote: This lad was in the bar last night too. He's even freakier looking in the flesh - dead tall and dead skinny.

And his boyfriend was a doppleganger for him!

He was on Gordon Ramsay's programme the other night and I thought he was a burd for the first few minutes.

28 Jun 2007, 05:02

GlasVegas wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: This lad was in the bar last night too. He's even freakier looking in the flesh - dead tall and dead skinny.

And his boyfriend was a doppleganger for him!

He was on Gordon Ramsay's programme the other night and I thought he was a burd for the first few minutes.

He is, then he changes ends :laugh:

28 Jun 2007, 05:05

i've seen his type before. vile. needs filling in.

we used to call them smart arse smacks.

S A S

28 Jun 2007, 05:23

El Jarvo wrote:

She looks better than my fuckin' bathroom :nonono:

28 Jun 2007, 05:26

El Jarvo wrote: Anyone else drank themselves silly within 5ft of Celebs tonight?! (That lad from 'How to Look Good Naked' was even closer to us!!!)

Does Maxi Jazz from Faithless on Saturday afternoon in the bar at T4 Heathrow count? :shades:

28 Jun 2007, 06:15

Leggy D wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

She looks better than my fuckin' bathroom

She'd look better bent over my bath,getting rattled. Hard to believe she is a pigdog in the flesh..Highly pummelable,close 2nd to Tweedy.

Could sort of understand if this thread was about the ginog one,but Harding looks nectar in print/on telly..Proper cock twitching fodder,is Sarah Hardon

28 Jun 2007, 08:22

You may not believe it, but I've never really been that keen on blondes, and that one has put me RIGHT off. Maybe I should join Jeff in the pansy field... :moon:

28 Jun 2007, 08:24

Henman's out

:cry: :cry: :cry:

28 Jun 2007, 08:25

King John Honest John wrote: Henman's out

I always new it. About time really. Shame on his missus, mind.

Public schoolboys, eh?

28 Jun 2007, 11:13

King John Honest John wrote: her eyebrows kinda flare out weirdly.

don't like that.

Like Fiona Bruce's eyebrows.Aye , bit odd :nonono:

28 Jun 2007, 11:28

Harding really gives me a hard-on!

Indeed!

28 Jun 2007, 12:37

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Not one for chicks with black nail polish....why the hell I'm looking (or caring for that matter) about nail polish instead of her goods is beyond me, but that polish really makes her trash.

erm...maybe you are as gay as I am???

wanna comeover and help me rearrange/accessorize my livingroom....after which we can have a glass of merlot and watch Brokeback Mountian? :wink:

29 Jun 2007, 02:02

Never really thought much of her. She'd be second to last to getting pumped.

Irish bird first :food:

29 Jun 2007, 05:42

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: that fucking hair is still hideous...

so put a bag over her head

4 Jul 2007, 04:42

I concur with Al. Quite scrawny and small.

The top five

1.Kimberley ( arse of the year thus far! ). very fit. :food:

2.Nadine ( nice face and legs )

3.Cheryl ( small, reasonable pins but too skinny. Nice accent though.)

4.Sarah ( alright. Needs some food urgently.)

5.Nicola ( seriously ill looking and gaunt. Has a dress size less than Posh. Started to look ok a few months back but gone downhill.)

4 Jul 2007, 05:13

Nadine is fugly, seriously, what's wrong with her face? Is it meant to be that shaped?

4 Jul 2007, 13:48

Nadine is an ugly bastard. She's also from Derry and would be best suited standing on a streetcorner with a short skirt and a carry out talking about how she'd buck every lad that walks past her.

Sarah and Kim on the other hand....

4 Jul 2007, 13:57

As a bird, I have to say I'm always really surprised by the order by which Girls Aloud are rated. In my own opinion I would have Nadine as the most naturally beautiful, followed by the very pretty Cheryl, Kimberley and Nicola (who has shot up the looks stakes recently IMHO).

As far as Sarah is concerned, I don't know what it is but I think she's just plain looking!

4 Jul 2007, 14:02

Missy Jem wrote: In my own opinion I would have Nadine as the most naturally beautiful

'Ere misteeer. You got anyeee WKD Blue?'

4 Jul 2007, 14:17

Ahhhh Chris you see our Hicksy's never been to Derry, poor girl has never heard the mating calls of the local Sirens.....

"Gis a buck at ye" "Gis a feg wee fella" "drop yer begs, lerrus see if I know ye"

People from Derry ALL look like painful cunts frankly.

5 Jul 2007, 09:53

Sarah Harding mmmmmmmmm i'd drink her piss!

Fit as fook!

Got to agree with missy j tho,she is a bit plain looking,but has a really sexy gob! :confused: ,no i've always liked "toothy" women,(not goofy either you twats! :lol: ) theres summat right sexy about a nice wide smile full of gleaming teef!

She reminds me of one of my old mates ex birds,she WAS FIT! :food:

That tweedy bird is cute but wants a damn good slap! :nod:

:nuts: