Dangerously chewy

http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,286855,00.html

and I thought Now and Laters were the ones that were hard to eat

Opal Fruits?

FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF YOU FAT INBRED WHORE.

Case Closed.

Judge Doctor.

Seriously though, I can neck a packet of them in 10 seconds flat. Unless they add old tyres to the US version or something.

(Opal fruits was the former name of Mars' Starburst sweeties)

can't these litigious idiots find anything better to do than expect to be paid for their own fuck-ups?

Nonsense!

The woman has false teeth!

Hahahaha!

Indeed!

I'll bet she cant put a fruit pastille in her mouth without chewing

whatever happened to chewits?

....as long as Pop Rocks are safe.

King John Honest John wrote: whatever happened to chewits?

5 packets for a quid down the paper shop in the local shopping centre.

Chewits are a member of a rare class of food stuff.....

Those that cannot be consumed in units of less than a packet. Even if offered a chewit I will decline, knowing that I will spend the rest of the day unhappy that I did not neck the rest of them.

Other examples are jelly tots and aero minty bollox.

Doctor? wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: whatever happened to chewits?

5 packets for a quid down the paper shop in the local shopping centre.

Chewits are a member of a rare class of food stuff.....

Those that cannot be consumed in units of less than a packet. Even if offered a chewit I will decline, knowing that I will spend the rest of the day unhappy that I did not neck the rest of them.

Other examples are jelly tots and aero minty bollox.

there used to be other flavours of chewits but today i only get the red packs - me kids love them - 4 kids so i get the 5th pack - result

• your right about not being able to just eat one