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Ive found this on Daily Telegraph:

The floods that have devastated swathes of the country are God's judgment on the immorality and greed of modern society, according to senior Church of England bishops.

there is also a few flattering words about gays:nuts: . geeez, I did not know we have so much in common - I thought England was rather out of That-Life-Style reach. I am disappointed
:laugh:

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fat bob (arek p.) wrote: Ive found this on Daily Telegraph:

The floods that have devastated swathes of the country are God's judgment on the immorality and greed of modern society, according to senior Church of England bishops.

there is also a few flattering words about gays:nuts: . geeez, I did not know we have so much in common - I thought England was rather out of That-Life-Style reach. I am disappointed
:laugh:

Its English bishops ffs. They are probably just back from rodgering the choirboys.

Hypocrites the lot of them. Best bishop related story of recent times has to be the Bishop of Southwark.

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Well personally it's made me see the error of my ways. See you in Church Sunday.

Unless I can get hold of some decent wellies.

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I look forward to the next spell of nice weather, when presumably the bishops will declare that this means God rather approves of our greedy and immoral lifestyles after all!

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404 error wrote: I look forward to the next spell of nice weather, when presumably the bishops will declare that this means God rather approves of our greedy and immoral lifestyles after all!

:abovelol: nice

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Excellent, so the CofE believe the English morally inferior to the Scots and Irish....who have hardly had a drop.

ROFLMAO

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404 error wrote: I look forward to the next spell of nice weather, when presumably the bishops will declare that this means God rather approves of our greedy and immoral lifestyles after all!

Ahh yes, I see your mistake there, you've confused a bunch of boybuggering retards in dresses for rational human beings :D

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Bishops are cocks, says Nick

:smoking:

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:laugh: :laugh:

"Okay, deviants! Don't move!"

one of my favorites....

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We should be due some Locusts next :read:

10:4 ...behold, tomorrow will I bring the locusts into thy coast. 10:5 And they shall cover the face of the earth, that one cannot be able to see the earth: and they shall eat the residue of that which is escaped, which remaineth unto you from the hail, and shall eat every tree which groweth for you out of the field

:skeptic:

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According to dodgy 70s progmeisters Van Der Graaf Generator it'll be a Plague Of Lighthouse Keepers... :nod:

Snorri xxx

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anyone up for some bishop bashing

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old lead foot wrote: anyone up for some bishop bashing

:evil4:

Oddly enough, the Church says that ':viking: the bishop' is wrong too. What the hell can we do for fun? :scratch:

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We must respect Emiley Bishop's view...After all,a lifetime in Weatherfield...Em must know the crac on floods,no?

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Theres nowt like a bishops finger...:ignore:

:nuts:

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old lead foot wrote: anyone up for some bishop bashing

:evil4:

I'd rather spank the monkey

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If floods and heavy rainfall in the world are considered God's 'judgment' by these people, then Japan must have seen the end of the world too many times! :lol:

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

old lead foot wrote: anyone up for some bishop bashing

:evil4:

I'd rather spank the monkey

TIM,:eek3:

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Why do all the Jesus freaks have to stick their oar in every time something like this happens? Any time anything goes wrong, they use it as an excuse to shove their small-minded, petty, immature views down everyone's throats. They shouldn't be allowed any airtime.

BTW, that reminds me: the other day I came across the best bit of graffiti ever. It was in a doorway, took up half the wall and consisted of a cross with the words "Jesus is a fictional character" underneath. Possibly the best thing I've seen so far this year!

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Miss Disco wrote: They shouldn't be allowed any airtime.

Probably the tv bosses do it for fun 'cause it's really stupid.

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It was one Bishop and he's a cunt*

* typo = cnut

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Miss Disco wrote: Why do all the Jesus freaks have to stick their oar in every time something like this happens? Any time anything goes wrong, they use it as an excuse to shove their small-minded, petty, immature views down everyone's throats. They shouldn't be allowed any airtime.

BTW, that reminds me: the other day I came across the best bit of graffiti ever. It was in a doorway, took up half the wall and consisted of a cross with the words "Jesus is a fictional character" underneath. Possibly the best thing I've seen so far this year!

I used to tell kids in high school that thr Bible is a work of fiction written by an anonymous author, but I was told to go to hell anyway.

Off the subject, Arek, but I was in a Polish food store today in New Britain, CT, and saw a brand of candy called "Arek." Is this actually made in Poland (do you know?) or is it just something Polish made in the US?

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Off the subject, Arek, but I was in a Polish food store today in New Britain, CT, and saw a brand of candy called "Arek." Is this actually made in Poland (do you know?) or is it just something Polish made in the US?

Off the subject: Did you try Polska Kielbasa? It's very good.

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Off the subject, Arek, but I was in a Polish food store today in New Britain, CT, and saw a brand of candy called "Arek." Is this actually made in Poland (do you know?) or is it just something Polish made in the US?

Off the subject: Did you try Polska Kielbasa? It's very good.

I'm a vegetarian, but I've had Kielbasa when I was very young. I mostly go to New Britain, CT, because there are a lot of Polish stores and restaurants that have very good food. I'm not Polish, but Ukranian-American and around Hartford, Polish food is the closest thing to Ukranian food.

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Off the subject, Arek, but I was in a Polish food store today in New Britain, CT, and saw a brand of candy called "Arek." Is this actually made in Poland (do you know?) or is it just something Polish made in the US?

Off the subject: Did you try Polska Kielbasa? It's very good.

I'm a vegetarian, but I've had Kielbasa when I was very young. I mostly go to New Britain, CT, because there are a lot of Polish stores and restaurants that have very good food. I'm not Polish, but Ukranian-American and around Hartford, Polish food is the closest thing to Ukranian food.

Bishop must be more intelligent than that. BTW, my cusine is very good, mostly soups though.

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I wonder if they would tell it's judgement too, if the floodings were on their porches...

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