I've been promoted!
As of this morning i am offically a C.D.D.C. in the Liverpool/Wirral branch of Serious Criminal Activities Office. (What used to be know as CID).
So watch out!
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Are you sure you want to be advertising this stuff on here, Steve? After all, if you've been doing your job properly over the years I'm sure there's a number of folk out there who'd love to track you down and do all sorts of horrible things to you.....
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Are you sure you want to be advertising this stuff on here, Steve? After all, if you've been doing your job properly over the years I'm sure there's a number of folk out there who'd love to track you down and do all sorts of horrible things to you.....
Yeah, its fine. After all, could you put a face to my name? Do you know where i live? Work? What i actually do in the police?
You might have met me already and dont even know it...
A C.D.D.C is Plain clothes to you Al.
You mean the sort that comes up to me in a pub and says 'Oh, so you're out and about again then? We'd like to have a word?'
Reluctant congratulations then Steve...
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Well, I know you're plain clothes rozzer now!
Er, so that narrows it down a bit.....
Look for the bloke with the sensible haircut dressed like a dummy from a Topman window display!
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Well, I know you're plain clothes rozzer now!
Er, so that narrows it down a bit.....
Look for the bloke with the sensible haircut dressed like a dummy from a Topman window display!
Is that how they dress down sarf, so they fit in? 
Steve One wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Well, I know you're plain clothes rozzer now!
Er, so that narrows it down a bit.....
Look for the bloke with the sensible haircut dressed like a dummy from a Topman window display!
Is that how they dress down sarf, so they fit in?
Just fuck off and get back to your job, will ya??!!
Here's a tip-off: look out for educated men of Middle-Eastern appearance, wearing white coats and a stethoscope; possibly on fire; almost certainly trying to drive - rather than walk - through busy doorways of public buildings.
Shouldn't be too hard to spot, eh?
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Well, I know you're plain clothes rozzer now!
Er, so that narrows it down a bit.....
Look for the bloke with the sensible haircut dressed like a dummy from a Topman window display!
Do they not wear green wax jackets now?
My mate Al who you met in Barca (kept that very undercover eh? ) confirms that the attempts of plain clothes to blend in, particularly in his specialist field are laughable. One step away from smiley t-shirts, bandanas and whistles!
GlasVegas wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Well, I know you're plain clothes rozzer now!
Er, so that narrows it down a bit.....
Look for the bloke with the sensible haircut dressed like a dummy from a Topman window display!
Do they not wear green wax jackets now?
My mate Al who you met in Barca (kept that very undercover eh?
No, i look more likely to be selling class A drugs than i do arresting you. And i dress very fucking well thank you! 
Anyway, as someone said i'll be busy now. Well once i go in at 6. But i wont be on here as often anymore no.
Steve One wrote:
GlasVegas wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Well, I know you're plain clothes rozzer now!
Er, so that narrows it down a bit.....
Look for the bloke with the sensible haircut dressed like a dummy from a Topman window display!
Do they not wear green wax jackets now?
My mate Al who you met in Barca (kept that very undercover eh?
No, i look more likely to be selling class A drugs than i do arresting you. And i dress very fucking well thank you!
Anyway, as someone said i'll be busy now. Well once i go in at 6. But i wont be on here as often anymore no.
"Hey their my niggy, this rave-up's bouncing! I'm looking to totally get on one. Know where I can score some serious shit? Man."
I just got offered a job at Royal Bank of Scotland..prob start Monday..didn't get the job at BNP Paribas I interviewed for last week..could have been working next to Jarvo!
Congrats on the promotion.
And cheers to Frads fer making me laugh out loud in the office.
Frads is just scared cos he looks like the kinda person anyone would want to stop and search 
ShugZViking wrote: Congrats on the promotion.
And cheers to Frads fer making me laugh out loud in the office.
Frads is just scared cos he looks like the kinda person anyone would want to stop and search
a beard born in Arabia.
King John Honest John wrote:
ShugZViking wrote: Congrats on the promotion.
And cheers to Frads fer making me laugh out loud in the office.
Frads is just scared cos he looks like the kinda person anyone would want to stop and search
a beard born in Arabia.
Wait 'til I come back with a tan from Summercase.
I'll be fucked.
Steve One wrote: I've been promoted!
As of this morning i am offically a C.D.D.C. in the Liverpool/Wirral branch of Serious Criminal Activities Office. (What used to be know as CID).
So watch out!
A manc lockin scousers up 
ShugZViking wrote:
Frads is just scared cos he looks like the kinda person anyone would want to stop and search
Scared? He's excited at the thought of the rubber gloves! Come to think of it are you saying ....
Well done Steve.
Steve One wrote: After all, could you put a face to my name?
True but we'd spot you easily anyway Steve, by the ludicrously lavish trainers you'd be wearing and your generally miserable fucking mood towards er, everything.
Ahhhh yes
Congrats with the promotion though. My Uncle was a DCI in the Met back in the day and he's always got interesting stories to tell... especially that one about the Krays (seriously!).
Er, g'luck!
