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Spent more time there than this dirty ol town in the last 72 hours; have the people who are 'in charge' of the underground never/ever considered air conditioning?

And why do the people that use it never wear anti persp?

Why is an Oyster card, called an Oyster Card?

Why do people always look so miserable?

Why do all the pubs offer cheesey chips on the menu?

Why do all 'restaurants' include cheesey chips under their 'rustic' options?

And ultimately, why did I decide to wear heels today?

I'll ask Mick. He will know.

The Metro and RER in France are fucking baking. And the pricks in the RATP just fined me 40 euros because I thought my metro ticket was still valid for an hour and a half on any system since it's been validated. Fucking RATP.

yeh daily showers and deodorant are good ideas.

Marc wrote: The Metro and RER in France are fucking baking. And the pricks in the RATP just fined me 40 euros because I thought my metro ticket was still valid for an hour and a half on any system since it's been validated. Fucking RATP.

Thought you was from Brum?

If you live north of Watford Gap..............opinion means nothing!

Kath wrote: Spent more time there than this dirty ol town in the last 72 hours; have the people who are 'in charge' of the underground never/ever considered air conditioning?

And why do the people that use it never wear anti persp?

Why is an Oyster card, called an Oyster Card?

Why do people always look so miserable?

Why do all the pubs offer cheesey chips on the menu?

Why do all 'restaurants' include cheesey chips under their 'rustic' options?

And ultimately, why did I decide to wear heels today?

I'll ask Mick. He will know.

Go down the smoke with lady every year,can remember last year it was fookin red hot,specially on the tube,ended up buying loads of water to take on em wherever we went. Gotta admit was sweating like a pig but put plenty of anti persp on,the lynx effect...

The tubes equivalent of air con is opening windows( to smell that greasy track smell) or there are small vents in every carriage that you can open or close,but are neither use or ornament.

Oyster cards are them season tickets are they not?

Think the bloke who invented em went in the same boozer in Chorley that Rocket frequents, namely the blue oyster bar.

Peeps look miserable cos they are,can you imagine doing the tube every single day,spose i'd look miserable if i had to do that!

Think i've seen the cheesy chips option somewhere,could be wetherspoons but dont quote me.

Finally,why did you wear heels today Kath?

Trainers all the way when down the smoke!

NOOLigan wrote: yeh daily showers and deodorant are good ideas.

Once again, I will refrain.

Chris Nash wrote:

Kath wrote: Spent more time there than this dirty ol town in the last 72 hours; have the people who are 'in charge' of the underground never/ever considered air conditioning?

And why do the people that use it never wear anti persp? COS THEY'RE DIRTY, SMELLY BASTARDS

Why is an Oyster card, called an Oyster Card? COS THERE'S SOMETHING 'FISHY ABOUT 'EM

Why do people always look so miserable? COS THEY'RE MISERABLLE SOUTHERN CNUTS

Why do all the pubs offer cheesey chips on the menu? COS THEY HAVE NO IMAGINATION. HAS NO ONE HEARD OF GRAVY FFS???

Why do all 'restaurants' include cheesey chips under their 'rustic' options? BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO IMAGINATION AND THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF GRAVY

And ultimately, why did I decide to wear heels today? COS YOU'RE A TWAT WITH NO FORESIGHT. COME ON KATH, YOU COULD HAVE ANSWERED THAT ONE SWEETHEART... X

I'll ask Mick. He will know. LIKE HELL HE WILL... LOL X

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Kath wrote: Spent more time there than this dirty ol town in the last 72 hours; have the people who are 'in charge' of the underground never/ever considered air conditioning?

And why do the people that use it never wear anti persp?

Why is an Oyster card, called an Oyster Card?

Why do people always look so miserable?

Why do all the pubs offer cheesey chips on the menu?

Why do all 'restaurants' include cheesey chips under their 'rustic' options?

And ultimately, why did I decide to wear heels today?

I'll ask Mick. He will know.

Go down the smoke with lady every year,can remember last year it was fookin red hot,specially on the tube,ended up buying loads of water to take on em wherever we went. Gotta admit was sweating like a pig but put plenty of anti persp on,the lynx effect...

The tubes equivalent of air con is opening windows( to smell that greasy track smell) or there are small vents in every carriage that you can open or close,but are neither use or ornament.

Oyster cards are them season tickets are they not?

Think the bloke who invented em went in the same boozer in Chorley that Rocket frequents, namely the blue oyster bar.

Peeps look miserable cos they are,can you imagine doing the tube every single day,spose i'd look miserable if i had to do that!

Think i've seen the cheesy chips option somewhere,could be wetherspoons but dont quote me.

Finally,why did you wear heels today Kath?

Trainers all the way when down the smoke!

Heels seemed like such a good idea at the time. I have lots of good ideas; heels & tube = silly cow..............really. In hindsight.

Pass the salt someone.........?

Kath wrote:

Marc wrote: The Metro and RER in France are fucking baking. And the pricks in the RATP just fined me 40 euros because I thought my metro ticket was still valid for an hour and a half on any system since it's been validated. Fucking RATP.

Thought you was from Brum?

If you live north of Watford Gap..............opinion means nothing!

In Paris for the year. And my home is in Sussex. Uni student.

Marc wrote:

Kath wrote:

Marc wrote: The Metro and RER in France are fucking baking. And the pricks in the RATP just fined me 40 euros because I thought my metro ticket was still valid for an hour and a half on any system since it's been validated. Fucking RATP.

Thought you was from Brum?

If you live north of Watford Gap..............opinion means nothing!

In Paris for the year. And my home is in Sussex. Uni student.

Hmmm. Defecting.

Can't see why.

East or West Sussex? There's a difference of a relatively affordable bedsit to a cupboard depending upon it?

Marc wrote:

In Paris for the year.

You poor bugger. Must really reek on the metro of garlic, cheese and eau de naturelle.

Kath wrote:

Marc wrote:

Kath wrote:

Marc wrote: The Metro and RER in France are fucking baking. And the pricks in the RATP just fined me 40 euros because I thought my metro ticket was still valid for an hour and a half on any system since it's been validated. Fucking RATP.

Thought you was from Brum?

If you live north of Watford Gap..............opinion means nothing!

In Paris for the year. And my home is in Sussex. Uni student.

Hmmm. Defecting.

Can't see why.

East or West Sussex? There's a difference of a relatively affordable bedsit to a cupboard depending upon it?

A very nice house in West Sussex where are you from? You seem to dislike the north and the south.

Marc wrote:

Kath wrote:

Marc wrote:

Kath wrote:

Marc wrote: The Metro and RER in France are fucking baking. And the pricks in the RATP just fined me 40 euros because I thought my metro ticket was still valid for an hour and a half on any system since it's been validated. Fucking RATP.

Thought you was from Brum?

If you live north of Watford Gap..............opinion means nothing!

In Paris for the year. And my home is in Sussex. Uni student.

Hmmm. Defecting.

Can't see why.

East or West Sussex? There's a difference of a relatively affordable bedsit to a cupboard depending upon it?

A very nice house in West Sussex where are you from? You seem to dislike the north and the south.

its cos shes from the Midlands.

Why are you in London... AGAIN?

Come on, are you Gordon Brown's new Guru?

Missy Jem wrote: Why are you in London... AGAIN?

Come on, are you Gordon Brown's new Guru?

Whooo?

We're miserable 'cos the place is packed with fucking tourists.

bastards

Spent more time there than this dirty ol town in the last 72 hours; have the people who are 'in charge' of the underground never/ever considered air conditioning? beleive me they are working on a system right now, its not easy being a sardine, and having your inards slowly cooked

And why do the people that use it never wear anti persp? to expensive here

Why is an Oyster card, called an Oyster Card? dont ask me, ask ken livingstone

Why do people always look so miserable? probably havent found mr/mrs right, they put their standards way to high

Why do all the pubs offer cheesey chips on the menu? never ordered any from pubs so wouldnt know

Why do all 'restaurants' include cheesey chips under their 'rustic' options? because they look rusty, and cooked in a rusty pan

And ultimately, why did I decide to wear heels today? probably u like them

maybe its because im a londoner, that im able to answer u the question, or my wry wit, wotever lol

Why is an Oyster card, called an Oyster Card?

Because the world is your...

why is it called "Oyster Card"?

Because there is this quasi-legendary status about Oysters, supposed to be big fancy exclusive "look at me I'm the best I'm ordering oysters" when in fact they are fuck all, certainly overrated and not worth all the fuss. London Blunderground built up this pre-pay system as being the best thing since sliced bread, when in fact it too is overrated and not worth all the fuss.

Kath wrote: Spent more time there than this dirty ol town in the last 72 hours; have the people who are 'in charge' of the underground never/ever considered air conditioning?

oh they are considering it, once thet get the go ahead to get the rest of the country to pay for it, they will get billions of pounds to pay for a full on upgrade

People in London are in one big que, probably to get out

I thought it was as in "the world is your oyster"?????

I love the underground, but would never get on it at rush hour.

Kath you wore heels because you are female, and consequently a total twonk when it comes to picking shoes for any practical purpose beyond one's every day work. Day off=heels interview=heels dinner=heels mountaineering=heels.

I was shocked how nice folk in London were compared to my last visit, as I may have said, I suspect this may be related to the sudden drop off in folks who sound like me doing a bit of short notice urban redevelopement. EVEN TFL STAFF!!!!

She got a 5-Star gig review in the Guardian on Wednesday.

She wins £40 for that - nobody EVER gets 5 from them.

Link

EDIT: I'm talking about Lily Allen

Burt Reynolds wrote:

its cos shes from the Midlands.

you're probably right

Kath wrote:

If you live north of Watford Gap..............opinion means nothing!

Kath wrote: Spent more time there than this dirty ol town in the last 72 hours; have the people who are 'in charge' of the underground never/ever considered air conditioning?

And why do the people that use it never wear anti persp? they do buts its not effective in temperatures of over 30 degrees Why is an Oyster card, called an Oyster Card? because a pre-paid travel card sounds crap

Why do people always look so miserable? because they get tunnel syndrome or light defficiency from being on the underground Why do all the pubs offer cheesey chips on the menu? didnt know they did. never seen any! Why do all 'restaurants' include cheesey chips under their 'rustic' options? see above

And ultimately, why did I decide to wear heels today? cos its too wet for slippers I'll ask Mick. He will know.

London! One of the few parts of the country not currently underwater!

Clearly God recognizes that unlike all those lust-crazed money-obsessed northerners and Midlanders, us Londoners live lives of God-fearing purity and have never had sex other than for the purposes of procreation within marriage and have never had a greedy materialist thought in our lives.

Actually the city seems increasingly to consist entirely of the hyper-rich and poor immigrants servicing their needs. But apparently God approves of that.