Fire Alarm - TEST

There will now be a short test of the Behind Closed Doors fire alarm. No action is to be taken by any personnel.

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The test is now complete. All further alarms are to be treated as real.

Thanks for the warning , Colin.Where i work they don't given us a warning so everybody drops things and scrambles over each other in the panic to get to the exits.Many lives have been lost in the stampedes in the past.You don't want to know some of the things i've seen

And you can't even have a cigarette in the car park now while they check the head count off the register.Then we spend the rest of the day having to clear up the mess that everyone mad E in the rush to get out.

So yes , thanks Colin

Glad you've brought that up - made me think to check the certificates. We'll be need to do a full exacuation test soon.

The sprinkler system is due for it's bi-annual test as well.

Just make posting bollox chargable at 1p per word, the place will be like the Marie Celeste in seconds.

Doctor? wrote: Just make posting bollox chargable at 1p per word, the place will be like the Marie Celeste in seconds.

Are you talking about the F8U-1P Crusader or the AH-1P Cobra? That's a pretty heafty toll for posting bollux...what is NOOL doing, creating an Air Force?

Nool bolloxs is priceless... and woe betide the bugger that argues!

Minx wrote: Nool bolloxs is AUWWESUM!... and woe betide the bugger that argues!

I knew you'd come around sooner or later minxy

Mr Brock, shame on you trying to take advantage of a tipsy lass even when merry I shall not use such a word:p

Minx wrote: Mr Brock, shame on you trying to take advantage of a tipsy lass

but that's my specialty...how else do you think I got the mrs. to marry me?:)

First you take away yer man's manlyhood by editing his verbage, now we can't take assvantage of blitzed wenches...what else is next? We all have to sit and watch The Ya-Ya Sisters of the Traveling Pants and have a girlgasm???

EdelBrock wrote:

Minx wrote: Mr Brock, shame on you trying to take advantage of a tipsy lass

but that's my specialty...how else do you think I got the mrs. to marry me?:)

First you take away yer man's manlyhood by editing his verbage, now we can't take assvantage of blitzed wenches...what else is next? We all have to sit and watch The Ya-Ya Sisters of the Traveling Pants and have a girlgasm???

trust me the young man is concerned is a happy chappy! And I'd be the first in line to take advantage of a wench

Just don't be trying to inflict your yankanisms on me.

Minx wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Minx wrote: Mr Brock, shame on you trying to take advantage of a tipsy lass

but that's my specialty...how else do you think I got the mrs. to marry me?:)

First you take away yer man's manlyhood by editing his verbage, now we can't take assvantage of blitzed wenches...what else is next? We all have to sit and watch The Ya-Ya Sisters of the Traveling Pants and have a girlgasm???

trust me the AUWESUM man is concerned is an AWESOME chappy! And I'd be the first in the AWESOME line to take advantage of an AWESOME wench

Just don't be trying to inflict your AWESOMENESS on me.

I've never really known a eunuch, but laughing seems out-of-order.

Sorry, but my awesomeness spews everywhere. Hard to control it, but I'll try:evil:

Not a Silent Alarm then? ;)

Did someone say FIRE!!???? Don't worry I brought a fire hose>......