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to form a massive fucking hoedown/twostep band tribute to condor oberst of bright eyes,the legend and genius behind such hits as"how many lights do you see?" and "when the president talks to gawd"

i live in bum fucked egypt and i need a saw player,a bass picker,a bongo player and a weed faerie for a lead singer.

proposed namesfor the band" thumbtack bitches","reverend asshat",or "freddy's fingers".

i am serious as that fat bastard butt trumpet motherfucker in the corner of your favorite bar.

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I play a mean armpit farting horn, would take yer band in a whole new direction...

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:D

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I've got a kazoo like the M1

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My kazoo fell off. Hang on, that might be it under the table...

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I've already got dibs on kazoo playing...bastage!!!

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I can play spoons...slapping them on my knee and such. My pappy taught me how :toothless:

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Taboo # 7 wrote: I can play spoons...slapping them on my knee and such. My pappy taught me how :toothless:

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those M1 jokes never get tired,

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