Bears eat man at beer festival

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Maya and Maya, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

read it again.

he must have had a real hangover,he'd have been like a bear with a sore head-(in its mouth).

well the bears needed a snack....SO????

Probably too drunk that he thought that BEER and BEAR are the same, or sounds the same.

Indeed*!*

Is that the zoo in Kalmagedden?

Yes

I'd have chucked him in with the tiger then.

Especially in this heat!

He was probably beside himself next morning.

Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.

It says that he was naked and his clothes were intact... doesn't that imply that he took of his clothes, maybe to have sex with the bears?

pumped full of drugs wrote: It says that he was naked and his clothes were intact... doesn't that imply that he took of his clothes, maybe to have sex with the bears?

or maybe to have a shit

pumped full of drugs wrote: It says that he was naked and his clothes were intact... doesn't that imply that he took of his clothes, maybe to have sex with the bears?

Was the bear bare?

i guess he just couldnt bear it anymore.

no clothes and was showing his bear ass!

BIGINOIL wrote:

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