Sports that should be.
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Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: no!!!
Agreeing with Kershaw on this one.
thank you thank you. he's talkin out of his arse crack again
just start your own league, Ronnie. plenty of open space there in the OUTBACK (not the steakhouse).
Street hockey Paintball Hackey sack
Then some nostalgic sports such as four square (popular on campus)
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: speed shitting...
I'd be a world champion....
No 
A shit is something you take yer time with,
especially when the missus is in having a bath 
Gazfella wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: speed shitting...
I'd be a world champion....
No
A shit is something you take yer time with,
especially when the missus is in having a bath
and you're in the tub with her.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Gazfella wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: speed shitting...
I'd be a world champion....
No
A shit is something you take yer time with,
especially when the missus is in having a bath
and you're in the tub with her.
She'd "Bobbit" me if i done that
Hunting spides with hounds[1].
Formula-0: a race series with traction control, ABS, active suspension, stability control, huge wings, shite tyres and a load of spastics at the controls. Then all of that can GET TAE FUCK OUTTA F1.
Celebrity Touring cars.....D listers getting the piss rammed out of them at Paddock Hill bend, (their cars will be identical to current DTM standard, except they'll have no belts or roll cage.
Windows Survival: more of a TV show than a sport. 25 Microsoft employees/evangelists have their hearts and lungs stopped and are attached to life support machine Each machine works as a USB peripheral to a machine running Windows XP or Vista. At the machines will be gamers, musicians and a few AOLusers, doing their best to use the thing (or in the AOLusers' case, trying not to dribble on it while doing ANYTHING other than installing trojans.). Basically, when the machine crashes, so will the attached macroshaft apologist. Short show though.
[1]not beagles or whatever the toffs bother foxes with, the chavscum's own hounds, you know those loveable pitbulls called "ripper" who've NEVER eaten a cat or kid (well hardly ever).
F1 shouldn't be
started watching a bit. but couldn't hack it. even when i went back to it, and hammo's tyre came off, I turned over again. it is just the most boring "sport" i have ever watched.
and i'm sure Bo Derek was bluffing. what do women know about cars and sport. 
she should have had a thin white t shirt on.
So that's Formula 1 banned 'cos JAK doesn't like it.
Seems fair enough.
I fancy a go at shotgun golf, as described by Hunter S Thompson in his last-ever column. It's like clay pigeon shooting on the driving range. One player is the golfer and one the shooter. The golfer wacks the ball and the shooter tries to knock it out of the sky.
Drug testing would form a part of the game as it's important to ensure that everyone has had the same amount.
NOOLigan wrote: Motorpolo
Polo on Motorbikes. I'd pay money to see that.
Ever heard of Motoball? I guess that's close to what you're looking for...
I saw a report on that on TV accidently...
Shed Peel wrote: Kosho. It would be fun to watch in person.
Often thought so yes.
Good idea there No.137
Be seeing you.
What about Bill (possibly the ACTUAL son of God) Hicks excellent suggestion for a new sport...
"Let's hunt and kill Billy Ray Cirus"
obviously we'd have to move on to other competitors after each round but I can think of enough in two minutes to flesh out the first world championships....Jade...Paris.....Cruise......
Bere wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: Motorpolo
Polo on Motorbikes. I'd pay money to see that.
Ever heard of Motoball? I guess that's close to what you're looking for...
I saw a report on that on TV accidently...
Looks good. 
Can we make a game where I can beat the crap out of the kids that play in front of my apartment??? And their parents!!!
Go play in front of the building YOU FUCKING LIVE IN and let me have my peace....
Fuck, I am becoming an old geezer!!!
I feel Ron's been dying to suggest this one,but does'nt want to soil his gentleman standing,here on NOOL...
So i'll play the bad guy for him,AGAIN!
So here it is...The Summer Gaping Championships!
Doctor? wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: Kosho. It would be fun to watch in person.
Often thought so yes.
Good idea there No.137
Be seeing you.
Is it time yet for a holiday in the Village?
Boatraceface wrote: I feel Ron's been dying to suggest this one,but does'nt want to soil his gentleman standing,here on NOOL...
So i'll play the bad guy for him,AGAIN!
So here it is...The Summer Gaping Championships!
Oh behave.
