top ten annoying commercials :angry:

watching the Fox Soccer Channel, all of the words to the following commerical are stamped indelibly into my brain (it's the Bruce A. Berman travesty......though those stupid Enzyte commericals are long gone)

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I like that one...and I've thought of trying to make a Viagra stick like that...what would it be called...

you guessed it...

Hard on, apply directly to the...

Are you in advertising?

At the moment, we have an advert with Didier Drogba for Kinder Bueno chocolate bars... weak... but better than using regret of New Order to sell alike stuff...

I suffer when New Order is used for adverts. It spoils everything in my mind (good or bad memories)...

Regret : kids running with a toy airplane in a field. Regret is no more a fave of mine sincethen. Thank you Kinder GmbH. 60 MPH : used by McDonald's in order to sell "thimber" burger. But I never really liked 60 mph anyway...

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Shellshocker wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I like that one...and I've thought of trying to make a Viagra stick like that...what would it be called...

you guessed it...

Hard on, apply directly to the...

Are you in advertising?

No...should I be???

I don't know. Do they have comercials on Skinemax?

Presently (and pretty much for the past couple of years in actual fact) it's only ONE ad / campaign that has been getting right up my nose and making me contemplate storming round to the nearest one of their warehouses and firebombing it to the ground.....

and it's....

1. DFS
2. DFS
3. DFS
4. DFS
5. DFS
6. DFS
7. DFS
8. DFS
9. DFS
10. DFS!!!!!!

:dead:

Their ads are the most bloody fcuking irritating in the world ever. And thanks to their relentless saturation advertising, they have spawned whole hoardes or imitators. All those fcuking cheesy-grinned yuppified suburbanite greaseballs lounging and posing around like utter complete dicks every single day in the newspapers and on the television and even on the radio makes me sick!. I swear, without fail there is at least five or six DFS ads in the newspapers each and every day. There is absolutely NO escape from the fuckers.

And it seems that their so-called "sales" seems to go on forever. I mean, do they ever end anyway? What is the point of having a sale and then telling everybody to "hurry up as the sale will end on Sunday or bank Holiday" when in actual fact it seems to be on permanently every fcuking day? Stupid bastards! Grrrrrr! It makes me mad! Just seeing that inane bint leering at us from the screen on yet another of their million TV ad variations makes me wanna kick the TV in! Fcuk off!

Matthew Lesko-selling a $39.95 book to show how you can get free money from the US government

even worse Matthew Lesko has a rap video! Oy vey....

How about the very first McDonalds commercial:

No wonder, they're the worlds # 1 (or are they really?)

Indeed!

Oh I forgot "Clit Bang".

Jesus, dodgy name and ads SURELY intended to worm their way into human brains purely by virtue of irritation value.

cadbury dairy milk choc.

that real looking Gorilla who can play the drums. boss drummer.

it goes on for ages too.

but what's the link to chocolate? god knows.

Nice Car,

Lets get married, buy a house, kids and live happily ever after.

OK.

Fuck off yer weird cunt!...