Well we won't solve it here.
Let's just start some more rumours. Just make some up if you've not heard any good ones.
We can choose the best one and try to leak to to the press or something.
I've heard that the King of Holland is so fed up of the colour orange that he's BANNED it from all of his Royal residences. The Government are in crisis over it and are trying to cover it up by lying. They've got some paintings and stuff that swivel around so that they can quickly get rid of all the ones with orange stuff in they see his car coming.
Phillips are working on a telly for the King that changes anything orange into other colours. They're hoping to have this ready for the World Cup, otherwise they'll have to get all new kits made.
It's true - this bloke in the pub was telling me 