Muffy, Grahame F. and Johnathan S.... The Summit

Now that I've got you hooked. This is Grahame F. abou to tell y6ou a tale of debauchery.

Firstly. Context. I knonow JS very well. Tonight was my first meetinng with the Muffster. Bear in mind that this post is live !!!!! We are currently sitting in my bar "Pad" on West Regent Street.

About Haslf an hour ago a young (vvvvvv young) girl came up and introduced herself to me....she works for my PR team. She explained that she was celebrating the end of her highers (in England, your A-Levels)./; She then declared Muffy to be "really sexy".....bear in mind that she is 17!!!!Muffy then makes a shite attempt at pretending she is too young for him.....fast forward to right now where yours truly is so alone that I'm sitiing in the Pub's office sending this post. Muffy?!!!!!! Tounge deep....on the verge of being baw deep!!!!! reliveing his youth. It's sick!!! This is so worth a video camerea moment. JS is finishing work early just to come down and witness the horror.....Show him no mercy at Finsbree.....She's 17!!!!!!

Update.....It's taken me aboot 20 mins too write this. I went out to slag the Muffster off. He is sitting on my very expensive couches (grand each!!!!!) getting straddled by said 17 year old!!!!!!!! Dirty MF!! Come on Muff what's yer excuse!!! Might I just add. She is absolutely stunning!!! Good work my son!!!!!!!

What can I say! Grahame has said it all already. She IS stunning! I wish I had a picture!

I actually left the office early in the hope of catching even a little of the spectacle and let's just say I was NOT sorry...

A toal babe, dry riding the Muffster in full view of the entire bar...there were even complaints!

She offered him the real thing and he fucking refused - now I know this is way off-topic but it had to be documented folks...

Originally posted by Jonathan S. I actually left the office early in the hope of catching even a little of the spectacle and let's just say I was NOT sorry...A toal babe, dry riding the Muffster in full view of the entire bar...there were even complaints!She offered him the real thing and he fucking refused - now I know this is way off-topic but it had to be documented folks...

Believe me folks, it took every ounce of willpower I could muster to walk away. She tasted so sweet, smelled devine, and looked gorgeous! She was stunned when I did as she was definitely the kind of babe who doesn't get knock-backs, but tonight she met the Muffster with his sensible head on! What a fool I am!

Good god. My son is 17. Maybe I should start thinking about dating his friends...

Proud of the Muffmesiter! Good looks, charming personality(talking about you not her) ;), and you didn't even take her home when you could have! I guess there are still a few good men left out there!

It must be hard to be such a stud!

Muffy, she was half your age mate! Fair play t'ya anyway

I hope you didn't name drop me Muff to encourage suck face. She sounds above average and a sensible age for a bit of 'slap and tickle with the beast.

Well I'm not surprised, especially after the 96% gay thing :D

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Muffy, she was half your age mate! Fair play t'ya anyway

"I'm a man in a rage, with a girl half my age"

Originally posted by Patrick > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> Muffy, she was half your age mate! Fair play t'ya anyway

"I'm a man in a rage, with a girl half my age"

... but is it like honey?

Originally posted by Huntsman > Originally posted by Patrick> > > > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > Muffy, she was half your age mate! Fair play t'ya anyway >

"I'm a man in a rage, with a girl half my age"

... but is it like honey?

Only Muffy knows for sure.

The best bit of all was when Susan (wonderful member of PADs bar staff) walked into the office and asked Grahame if he could restrain his friend as the scene was causing more than a little embarassment in the bar.

Originally posted by Jonathan S. The best bit of all was when Susan (wonderful member of PADs bar staff) walked into the office and asked Grahame if he could restrain his friend as the scene was causing more than a little embarassment in the bar.

Come on Jonathan, be fair. It was her who needed restraining! I was the innocent victim in the whole episode, I feel violated!

Originally posted by Sébastien Boisvert Muffy Would you be a VICTIM ?

I'm usually ALWAYS the victim Seb! ;)

Originally posted by > Originally posted by Sébastien Boisvert> Muffy > > Would you be a VICTIM ?

I'm usually ALWAYS the victim Seb! ;)

........... and so it goes!!

Just read this again today. Needless to say, some things never change!