For the older New order fan

http://www.easymobilityco.com/viking_mobility_scooter.htm

I always wanted a black Triumph Stag when I was young........this seems to be the nearest I will get. And I particularly like the basket at the front. Most useful.

It's not kick start is it?

You could have one painted black Kath, that would be cool

Sundays are always slow days on the Garrity ranch aren't they

Remember that pervert in Viz, who relentlessly searched for porn while his beautiful wife lay bored in bed?

I like to think that Mike's the same - endlessly typing the word VIKING into search engines while Juliette Binoche lies on his bed, fruitlessly fingering herself into continuous preparedness in case he ever looks her way.

Christ ! yer right Col, I best go and sort her out, Don't yer know

Too late!

She's sleeping now

BIGINOIL wrote: fruitlessly fingering herself

lol

Could do wi one of these misel like,putting on a few pounds,the general rule of thumb in Barnsley is owt after 16 stones (whatever the age)then you are entitled to a motability scooter!

Think i might have to pimp mine out with big arches n shit like that!

LeggyD wrote:

lol

I'm here all week.

BIGINOIL wrote: Remember that pervert in Viz, who relentlessly searched for porn while his beautiful wife lay bored in bed?

I like to think that Mike's the same - endlessly typing the word VIKING into search engines while Juliette Binoche lies on his bed, fruitlessly fingering herself into continuous preparedness in case he ever looks her way.

With Digi's increasingly chocca gonads laid out in a wheel barrow infront of him,beseigeing him to the ever willing cumdump playing second fiddle...ey fingers upstairs...Touche Binoche.Not today!