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Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote: Why is it that some people in my Drive-Thru are just absolute morons?
its usually the other side of the window innit!! 
they put me in the grill bay last week for ordering a big mac. the bastards. and they forgot to give me napkins.
King John Honest John wrote:
Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote: Why is it that some people in my Drive-Thru are just absolute morons?
its usually the other side of the window innit!!
they put me in the grill bay last week for ordering a big mac. the bastards. and they forgot to give me napkins.
The 'grill bay'?? Not sure what that means actually. [Gotta remember, British and American McD's don't always quite coordinate... 
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Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote:
King John Honest John wrote:
Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote: Why is it that some people in my Drive-Thru are just absolute morons?
its usually the other side of the window innit!!
they put me in the grill bay last week for ordering a big mac. the bastards. and they forgot to give me napkins.
The 'grill bay'?? Not sure what that means actually. [Gotta remember, British and American McD's don't always quite coordinate...
those couple of parking spaces that they send you to when there is a delay in your order, or if you piss them off, because you don't want pickles on your burger for example.
Youhave to visit more than one of these companies to get the perfect fast food meal, ie: Chips from Macs, Burger from BK, side order from KFC, etc.
Steve One wrote: Youhave to visit more than one of these companies to get the perfect fast food meal, ie: Chips from Macs, Burger from BK, side order from KFC, etc.
bollocks...
burger from Maccies.
wet white Chips from KFC.
and 4get any side order. unless its KFC gravy or a corn cob.
King John Honest John wrote:
Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote:
King John Honest John wrote:
Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote: Why is it that some people in my Drive-Thru are just absolute morons?
its usually the other side of the window innit!!
they put me in the grill bay last week for ordering a big mac. the bastards. and they forgot to give me napkins.
The 'grill bay'?? Not sure what that means actually. [Gotta remember, British and American McD's don't always quite coordinate...
those couple of parking spaces that they send you to when there is a delay in your order, or if you piss them off, because you don't want pickles on your burger for example.
Ahh, gotcha. 
Usually the D.T. Runner [the person who assembles the order for the D.T.] makes the decision to 'park the car' up at the white line a couple hundred feet ahead. If we have more than one car parked, first parked car is at the white line, second parked car is one of the spaces in what you would call the 'grill bay.'
Damn, now it's making some sense. Learn somethin' new every day.
King John Honest John wrote: and 4get any side order. unless its KFC gravy or a corn cob.
w00t!!
I'd say that the fact that they're at a McDonald's is clue enough as to their intelligence (speaking as one who lives across the street from one and sees the great unwashed public that eats that swill everyday......
).
I saw a video link (not the video) of someone getting pepper-sprayed through a drive-thru window. Now, 
was that idiot thinking?
Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote: Why is it that some people in my Drive-Thru are just absolute morons?
Why are people that go to drive thru's absolute morons?
Never done it never will,lazy fucking yanks!
I used to go out with a girl with a left hand drive car, which meant me paying whenever we went to a drive-through, who ever was driving. I got to be quite good at driving through backwards so she got a go from time-to-time
Aaaah nice to see good the McD's in the US of A have morons going through their drive thrus too!
I was on the 6pm - 12am shift on Friday (never a good time to work) and had to take the holds out to the cars which were full of wankerish teenagers. I had one car full of lads ask me to do sexual favours - luckily I was quick on the reply of 'wait while I get my magnifying glass first'.
Am usually shite at quick replies to arseholes!
(there were pleanty of dumbasses in the restuart too...stay off my nicely mopped floor you fuckers!)
Is some what drunk....where did 1/2 my bottle of baileys go?
Main reason why I asked in the first place, aside from actual idiots that come through here day in and out, is because of this one particular moron from last week which, thankfully I haven't seen since. Here's what happened.
Last Monday it was around Breakfast Rush time [7-8 A.M.] when I got this customer who asked me about the breakfast specials we had going on. Took me about 3-5 times to explain it to him--he just didn't get the point!! By the time he finally got to my window I was already pissed. I just wanted to get this punk out of my line so I could get the Rush over with. But wait--it gets better.
He shows up at my window, looks at me for a second and bursts out laughing. What.The.Fcuk!? I open my window and he's like, "Oh my God!! I thought you were like, fucking thirty-three and shit!?" Of course, I rolled my eyes, stated him his total, and took the next couple of orders while he found three dollar bills and three more dollars in quarters. Now keep in mind that while I'm trying to take orders he's procrastinating on hunting his payment by talking to me.
I'm trying to count his change, he's trying to hit on me. Not a very smart idea as I'm already ticked off--he still owed me 28 cents so I could pay out that order!!
When all was said and done, he wasted 5 minutes of my time, that arsehole!! 
Next morning he tried to act stupid and then hit on me again. But this time I put my foot down on the matter, told him he wasn't my type and of course he was amused.
"Oh, I'm too mouthy for you then?" he asked.
"Yes" I replied, "that AND you're holding up my line!!"
He realized he was being a twat and got the move on. 
The whole 'mouthy' bit--he tends to excessively use foul language, which proves to me an air of disrespect. That and a massive lack of proper intelligence.
By the way I told my Store Manager about the whole incident. He was thoroughly amused, and gave me a high-5. He knows I don't take shite from anybody!! 
BIGINOIL wrote: I used to go out with a girl with a left hand drive car, which meant me paying whenever we went to a drive-through, who ever was driving. I got to be quite good at driving through backwards so she got a go from time-to-time
Who says the jocks are tight
Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote: Why is it that some people in my Drive-Thru are just absolute morons?
Then be a moron too!
Ask questions like, 'do you like flies with that?' and the like.
Indeed*!*
Sub-Cultured*!* wrote:
Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote: Why is it that some people in my Drive-Thru are just absolute morons?
Then be a moron too!
Ask questions like, 'do you like flies with that?' and the like.
Indeed*!*
I would, except the only smartass comments on my part come out when my speaker's off. ;) And usually it's my dear Store Manager that gets to hear me say that--the Managers' Office is right next to my Drive-Thru area.
And he just loves my insane sense of humor. He understands where I'm coming from.
Best ill-tempered snarky Sunshine comment he's heard--so far:
Joel, ever seen a drive-thru headset fly?
[give that some thought--you just might get the punchline there.]
King John Honest John wrote:
Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote: Why is it that some people in my Drive-Thru are just absolute morons?
its usually the other side of the window innit!!
they put me in the grill bay last week for ordering a big mac. the bastards. and they forgot to give me napkins.
they put you there because for one reason it was so they could rub the burger up the crack of there bottom and you couldn't see them. then they no doubt brought it out to you nice,hot and steaming...
I just dealt with a rather great c-nt in my drive-thru this morning...
This old man [or dumbass redneck b-st-rd, whichever you prefer] came through the Drive-Thru, ordered an Egg McMuffin, wanted a Snack Wrap. Considering it's 8:30 in the morning, we're not on Lunch for another two hours, and he gave me a slight attitude. Then he gets to my window and, after finishing up the transaction, before he leaves for the second window, he says the most insulting and, particularly, upsetting thing that anyone could tell a short-chested tomboy with short hair [and I'm using his exact words here!!]:
"Did you leave your titties in your other shirt?"
Now... allow me first of all to thank the good Lord that I didn't take one of my markers and threw it full force at him. Because, so help me God! I was pissed!! Hell, I was pissed about it for the rest of the day. And I still am 14 effin' hours later!!
Because, come on. You don't disrespect people. And he's lucky I didn't cuss him out either because, Joel knowing me by now, he knew damn well I'd just turn into Princess Kakyuu [Fireball Princess] in an eyeblink.
...yeah, I'm THAT pissed.
Worst bit of the matter is that, it was an insult. An absolute, downright, degrading insult! Let me explain.
I, for one, have a relatively small chest. Size A and proud. I don't mind it, I have nothing to prove to the world. And it helps because I'm a tomboy. Slight androgygnous [having a boyish and girlish appeal at the same time] feel to it. I could wear guys' clothes fairly well. Same with most girls' clothing. So basically, I'm a tomboy, maybe I could do very well passing for Ralf from Kraftwerk for Halloween this year, and I know I don't need no damn C or D cups to be like, "Damn I'm sexy!!" I know I'm sexy... especially by being myself. Yes, being myself is a good thing for me, because like I said, I have nothing to prove to the world. Except maybe by proving that I don't have to follow society's standards of showing skin to be sexy. I'm confident and happy by being myself, and I can't be any happier than that for the most part.
But when someone insults me just because of a bodily flaw... in this case my small chest... then it turns into fighting words. Because, let's face it. You wouldn't like it if someone insulted one of your bodily flaws like that... that... c-nt did!!, right?
...yes, I just HAD to use that word, censored. I'm that mad about it. I just... I just can't take this lightly.
I told Joel about it. That c-nt's lucky he didn't get snared by Joel, or he would've been well banned from the store for sexual harrassment [according to Lana]!!
But yeah, Joel knows I'm one ticked-off goth/new wave/punk rock girl. He knows I'm gonna have a good dose of words for that c-nt that, hopefully, won't involve me using that word I'm calling him by. That c-word. Yeah, that one.
