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Torch or no fuckin torch? Why does it give the error application? Ther'es no error Torch or no Torch,it's not hard!

Dont you just flick your headlights?

Burt Reynolds wrote: Dont you just flick your headlights?

I dunno..I'm no prude,but that seems a bit cheeky to me Burt. i would'nt want anyone watching my bum going up and down with their full beams on,would you? Not for me that caper

Boatraceface wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Dont you just flick your headlights?

I dunno..I'm no prude,but that seems a bit cheeky to me Burt. i would'nt want anyone watching my bum going up and down with their full beams on,would you? Not for me that caper

I spose you need a torch to check they havent got a cock first.

Burt Reynolds wrote: Dont you just flick your headlights?

That's liable to get you shot in some areas of town, as that is gang related crap.

EdelBrock wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Dont you just flick your headlights?

That's liable to get you shot in some areas of town, as that is gang related crap.

that old urban legend?

but oh, the question: no torch. more surprises that way.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Dont you just flick your headlights?

That's liable to get you shot in some areas of town, as that is gang related crap.

that old urban legend?

but oh, the question: no torch. more surprises that way.

actually that WAS an urban legend, until people talked about it too much and it actually started happening....

People, this is the 21st century[1] 1 word

INFRARED....or for the less witful, 2 words, NIGHT VISION.

[1] Can't even type the words without hearing them echo back in a German machine voice.....Man Nature Technology etc etc.

Doctor? wrote: People, this is the 21st century[1] 1 word

INFRARED....or for the less witful, 2 words, NIGHT VISION.

[1] Can't even type the words without hearing them echo back in a German machine voice.....Man Nature Technology etc etc.

but most night vision is monocular, which really throws off the depth perception...really breaks the mood when you grab for a tit, and end up puching her through her back...

EdelBrock wrote:

Doctor? wrote: People, this is the 21st century[1] 1 word

INFRARED....or for the less witful, 2 words, NIGHT VISION.

[1] Can't even type the words without hearing them echo back in a German machine voice.....Man Nature Technology etc etc.

but most night vision is monocular, which really throws off the depth perception...really breaks the mood when you grab for a tit, and end up puching her through her back...

So wear two of em

I've no depth perception anyway (brain refuses to process info from one of my eyes while the other is open), so it wouldn't bother me :)

Well one that wouldn't work too good would be heat vision...for two reasons

1. She'd just be this big white blob infront of you, couldn't tell her tit from her ass...

2)When you take them off your blind for about 2 minutes, and who knows what havoc you'd do flailing around, blind in the dark

But would serve for good humor

Doctor? wrote: People, this is the 21st century[1] 1 word

INFRARED....or for the less witful, 2 words, NIGHT VISION.

[1] Can't even type the words without hearing them echo back in a German machine voice.....Man Nature Technology etc etc.

INFRARED would be a useless dildo,unlike the trusty multi-purpose torch...What if she only does DP? Yer knackered for yer oats,then.All because you had to be a techy about it.It's primal stuff,this doggin lark

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Dont you just flick your headlights?

I dunno..I'm no prude,but that seems a bit cheeky to me Burt. i would'nt want anyone watching my bum going up and down with their full beams on,would you? Not for me that caper

I spose you need a torch to check they havent got a cock first.

Any holes a goal,Burt

Isn't Stan Collymore the expert on this lark?