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I'll have half of what he's on!

Last seen wrestling a bus stop, WWF style, down in Chalk Farm!

Just slightly concerned that you may not have got home alright - although lost you along with Greg - if you've not murdered him and buried him somwhere - hoping he got you home ok!

If you can clock in at some point that would be great! If we don't hear from you - we know you're banged up in Kentish Town nick!

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A fcuking legend! End of, true dat, etc. :nod:

How he got out of Underworld without someone giving him a proper shoeing, I'll never know! :lol:

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Go APK! :bow:

Snorri xxx

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:laugh:

Just seen the rest of the photos on Burt's facebook and I can honestly say, hand on heart, i just can't stop laughing! I'll never look at Alan in the same way again - what an animal!

Crackers! All of us!

Best night ever!

Still worried, though! Where are you APK? :(

Underworld were brillliant by the way! :laugh:

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Bonzette wrote: :laugh:

Just seen the rest of the photos on Burt's facebook and I can honestly say, hand on heart, i just can't stop laughing! I'll never look at Alan in the same way again - what an animal!

Crackers! All of us!

Best night ever!

Still worried, though! Where are you APK? :(

Can you hear us Alan?

Snorri xxx

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Snorrimon wrote:

Bonzette wrote: :laugh:

Just seen the rest of the photos on Burt's facebook and I can honestly say, hand on heart, i just can't stop laughing! I'll never look at Alan in the same way again - what an animal!

Crackers! All of us!

Best night ever!

Still worried, though! Where are you APK? :(

Can you hear us Alan?

Snorri xxx

I see danger!

(got to feel for the young american lady he was terrorising at the bus stop - she walked off in the end - i've got a massive giggle fit going on here, you lot will be the death of me!)

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give me some too.

he's scalloped!!

:bow: :laugh:

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I've just remembered Al's 'Prospects' voice impressions! :nod:

Actually, no, they were quite freaky. :eek3:

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El Jarvo wrote: I've just remembered Al's 'Prospects' voice impressions! :nod:

Actually, no, they were quite freaky. :eek3:

:rofl:

Thank god i'm on a course this afternoon! Can't take much more of this!

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wakey wakey skittle head!! unwrap that quilt cover from around your head.

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King John Honest John wrote: wakey wakey skittle head!! unwrap that quilt cover from around your head.

:abovelol: Hi all I think I'm still alive - JUST?:uhoh: Well what can I say but it was a top, top night from what I can remember and my apologies to the couple I scared (or is it scarred) off from the bus shelter and I blame it on the booze in Camden:spit: cop out but that's my excuse!:skeptic: Ah well I got absolutely hammered last night, was late for work this morning and have had a b'ollocks of a hangover but I had a bloody good night your worship:smoking: although I don't think I'll be in a hurry to get that s*** faced for a while - no repeat at Monaco folks I'm afraid.:nono: Anyway I had a great time with everyone and by the way Underworld were very very good as well. Top stuff:thumb: Cheers!:thumb:

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I had to pull an Australian bloke off him at one point, apologising to the chap just saying he's pissed, and not worth it. APK then came back and called him a twat, and it kicked off again til the Aussies g/f came in and stopped it.

:nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono:

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imagine if he'd had a whisky.

no wall in there would have been safe.

:laugh:

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I just found another legendary pic. Really cant remember taking so many last night. :scratch:

oooh.. and there's this one, which is totally unrelated, except I'm sure it said 'No Mooning' at the time.

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:abovelol:

Still laughing!

Glad you're ok APK - was really worried. Don't worry too much about the bus stop incident, she managed to get a "fucking freak" comment in as she stormed off!

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Well done sir!

If you can impress that lot with your antics, you're doing well!

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Alan.Paul.Kitching

Remember the name :teach:

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

oooh.. and there's this one, which is totally unrelated, except I'm sure it said 'No Mooning' at the time.

I had a similar experience whilst pissed recently

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Burt Reynolds wrote: I just found another legendary pic. Really cant remember taking so many last night. :scratch:

does alan think he's in the swimmin baths there. just floatin about, not a care in the world. bit of backstroke. a length or two.

what the:scratch::laugh:

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did they do temptation/star guitar?:laugh:

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the basis of this thread seems to be that Alan "Paul" Kitching cant take his beer and acted like a twat in front of all and sundry the other night.

I tell you this, considering the pre match is in my local, and the venue is around the corner from my flat, if he starts aqcting like a dick, which I assume is inevitable, he better fucking not come anywhere near me. My opinions on this individual are well known to himsefl and the majority of people on this forum. There is at least one person on this forum who was deeply embarrased by his conduct the other night. Frankly, if he makes a twat of himself in front of my friends in my local, then he will not be made welcome. And thats putting it politely.

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Uncle Liam wrote: There is at least one person on this forum who was deeply embarrased by his conduct the other night.

:laugh: I think "one" is extremely conservative. I'm still missing the two pints that got emptied down me front. Beers on APK I think.

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Beers on APK I think.

More chance of platting fog, i'd wager.

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Uncle Liam wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Beers on APK I think.

More chance of platting fog, i'd wager.

I'm sensing there will be some comical tension in your local Liam.

:evil4:

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Beers on APK I think.

:nod:

I'm sure one of those pints was for me.

Honest.

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ally wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Beers on APK I think.

:nod:

I'm sure one of those pints was for me.

Honest.

You know, despite being a jock, I believe him.

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it bloody was.

Last time I'm wearing a velvet shirt.

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Uncle Liam wrote:

ally wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Beers on APK I think.

:nod:

I'm sure one of those pints was for me.

Honest.

You know, despite being a jock, I believe him.

Actually, to be fair to ally, I reckon the Laaarndon thing has rubbed off on him. I witnessed him give a tramp a fiver in Covent Garden.

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You didn't see the bit of string attached.

Yoink and it's back in the wallet :nod:

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