UK Vs Sweden
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I fancy me chances better in the Pig and Whistle though.
edit: In fact I reckon even Jeff might be able to pull there. Perhaps even a lady.
Can you imagine waking up beside that after a night on the piss,enough to make you go gay
Ally, 
for this mate
Fcukin' hell... Never seen such a horrendous collection of hippocrocodogopigs in my life... And having been out on a Saturday night in Watford that's saying something... 
Remember having a similar experience in Reykjavik - going clubbing and not being able to believe the beauty of the local females... They however seemed less impressed by three drunken English twats doing Reeves and Mortimer impressions... Very loudly... Maybe Re: Order could do a mini-tour of Sweden? 
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote: Fcukin' hell... Never seen such a horrendous collection of hippocrocodogopigs in my life... And having been out on a Saturday night in Watford that's saying something...
Snorri xxx
It has been said, I don't know if it is true, that the Swedish men don't appreciate the beauty of their women.
NOOLigan wrote:
Snorrimon wrote: Fcukin' hell... Never seen such a horrendous collection of hippocrocodogopigs in my life... And having been out on a Saturday night in Watford that's saying something...
Snorri xxx
It has been said, I don't know if it is true, that the Swedish men don't appreciate the beauty of their women.
Most of the time, men prefer the beauty of his neighbors' females...
To a Frenchman, an English girl is blond with green or blue eyes and with a white face like a Chinese puppet. The way she speaks French is incredibly sexy even at tea-time. A Belgian girl is always funny. Whatever she looks like, she has something to say funny, a light life with her company... not pretending that the Belgians are shallow people, but they have a real aptitude to fantasy. A German girl... Difficult to say as miss Jiphy has a German name... On paper, custom officers may think that she is naturalized French. In short, she's short blond haired and tall and... For the mood, it is between Berlin's avant-garde of the 20's and Nürmberg gatherings. No special idea for the Swiss girls. Italian girls... The roar of a sportcar. Back to the latin roots. The dark-haired femme-fatale... the Dolce Vitta... For the skilled man of experience... Spanish girls... amor y muerte. Just like life was something which only deals with love and death... Intensity... I remember a Spanish novelist saying that the Spanish people are not upbrought to live but to die in the most tragical way...
Bloody stereotypes that survive...
Swedish girls are seen as... tall (but not that tall for a more than 6ft man), blond and easy - I mean "opened" to any experiences...
Montpellier... The French town where, in comparaison with its population, there is the more students in France. I remember those days... With European students exchange programms, there was nowhere to go downtown without a clique of foreign students somewhere... and it is still the same nowadays...
Gazfella wrote:
Anybody else feelin just a tad sorry for the boy on the right...
What a distress in his eyes. It seems like they say : "I just wanted to go to the pub, not to Jurassic Park. Oh ! By the way mister the Policeman. Could you check my ID, please ? As you will see, I am underaged, help me to get out of here..."
Gazfella wrote:
Whit the fuck is that in the middle
tasty mate. is that wallpaper paste on her bald spot?
and the one in the stripes has got a lovely fringe. the effort that must have went into that, in front of the mirror. amazing. she may even have used a metal nit comb to perfect that look.
That Budzbar is in Aberdeen (Biggies local?)
There was a thread about it a while ago on a different forum i go on,that thread was one of the funniest things ive read in years
And that aint no female in the white John, thats a sex change thats went drastically wrong!
just looking for cheap flights to sweden if anyone fancies a trip
looking at aberdeen as well so we can compere 
banshee wrote: just looking for cheap flights to sweden if anyone fancies a trip
You check out Aberdeen mate,
I'll do Sweden
Jiphy wrote: "I just wanted to go to the pub, not to Jurassic Park."
Quote of the thread, Mr Jiphy!
Gazfella wrote: That Budzbar is in Aberdeen (Biggies local?)
Is it?!
Fuckin' hell, I am incredibly glad I didn't end up at that place while I was working in that town
