I want to be a TV journalist/reporter
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Dear Andrew Eldrich I am unattractiv, sexually immachure, lazy, stupid and meen. What career would sute me best?
Journalism.
If you fail there, try music journalism.
Reminded me of my time at Tower Records.
a co-worker and I there had a running joke.
"Why does anyone do anything at Tower?"
"Pot."
Soon "Pot." became the answer to any question-instant punchline.
BonoShed wrote: Reminded me of my time at Tower Records.
a co-worker and I there had a running joke.
"Why does anyone do anything at Tower?"
"Pot."
Soon "Pot." became the answer to any question-instant punchline.
Jiphy wrote: Very pythonesque !
What a laugh !
Tears in my eyes.. Three Stooges. Reminded again and again how Old gets recycled as New. L'histoire se repete, complete with a couple of aigus for good measure if you wish to impress as being bilingual.
Read this one in the eighties when I was in VPC Users Society. It truly is a timeless gem.
Have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully and proper appreciate this. Occasionally get thrown?! by our computers, SVP. Pls. read on..
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous skit, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac? C: I told you, my name's Lou. A: What about Windows? C: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
A: Do you want a computer with Windows?
C: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. A: Software for Windows?
C: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did. C: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
A: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". C: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START".............
Fin..
