Simply Red
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No more Simply Shite? :D
Mick Hucknall wants to concentrate on a solo career? 
Hasn't that twat put us through enough audio/visual torture for the last 25 years?
Please, someone put him out of our misery...
Mick Hucknall wants to invent a new form of music
So, would that be more shite than the last lot?
Don't say you haven't been warned...
but he's not splitting the band til 2009.Who the fuck sets a date 2 years ahead to split up?twat
johnny wrote: but he's not splitting the band til 2009.Who the fuck sets a date 2 years ahead to split up?twat
Seconded. 
[though i wouldn't be surprised if he took those last 2 years to just do a final tour. but still. 
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oldmonkey wrote: who is worse though, Fucknall or Chris Evans?
is it bad that I don't know who Chris Evans is???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: who is worse though, Fucknall or Chris Evans?
is it bad that I don't know who Chris Evans is???
lucky you. he's another ginger cunt 
Money's too tight to mention and It's only love are great tracks IMHO.
The rest though 
I especially hated Fairground
But always manages to pull the chicks - hmmmm, I wonder why?
My sister's friend copped off with him in the Hacienda years ago and he was a complete and utter b*stard with her and was a complete chauvinist. Apparently.
His cover of Positively 4th St is sublime.
Jem's sister has no friends.
I don't see how he can split up a band that doesn't exist. Hasn't it just been him and session guys the whole way through? There were certainly no other names mentioned in the BBC report I read earlier.
Matt Johnson never split up The The. Or am I missing something?
Perhaps, and this is just one of my wacky theories I know, Fucknall is just trying to whip up a bit of interest ahead of his next release.
And he's got ginger bollocks 
Apparently his press release quotes him as saying 25 years "was long enough for anybody". I think he meant to say "was far too long for everybody".
The most over-rated pile of steaming dog shite in living memory. I fucking hate their music, so much so I used to leave the local lounge when the DJ played anything of theirs and head into the bar.
Fair play for him shagging loadsa tasty birds though.
Cunt.
Ginger birds are usually absolutely brilliant in bed!
Does the same rule apply to ginger fellas?!
(and, if so, does this explain why Hucknall is sooooo successful with the laydeez?!)
Binoche wrote: Quality post Shug
I've just spat coffee on me work lap top
suck his dick whilst your at it.
iconfuse the lead singer with rick astley. although i don't know how. one looks like howdy doody and the other looks like a white guy with an afro trying to be black.i get the urge to light afros on fire on anyone. my mom has to take mylighter away out in public.just kidding....
Let me do 'a Metallica' here:
SIMPLY dREaDful
Now I'm going to run away - quick before Mick shows up....
Vulture wrote: Let me do 'a Metallica' here:
SIMPLY dREaDful
Now I'm going to run away - quick before Mick shows up....
OI!
El Jarvo wrote: Ginger birds are usually absolutely brilliant in bed!
Does the same rule apply to ginger fellas?!
(and, if so, does this explain why Hucknall is sooooo successful with the laydeez?!)
that's disturbing. my dad's ginger!
