Mike's gonna have a heart attack...

A bit old for me.

Hmmmm, is this old news?

Sans interdents.

Doesn't that mean "Without her false teeth in"?

Fantasy filmstar girlfriends aren't like wives, Mike. You can change them for younger, fitter ones any time you like.

Just off to post on the French Forum

I must have a copy of that

El Jarvo wrote: This bird was on the cover of German Playboy when I was over there recently.

Katharina Kuhlmann.

down boy!

the last playboy i managed to slide inside me coat featured Chyna the ex-WWE wrestler.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: the last playboy i managed to slide inside me coat featured Chyna the ex-WWE wrestler.

So Kershaw DOES like men!!!

:p

how silly of me. i meant Sable & Tori wilson.

Anyone know where I can get the French Playboy ?

Binoche wrote: Anyone know where I can get the French Playboy ?

France?

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Binoche wrote: Anyone know where I can get the French Playboy ?

France?

Over here we don't call it that, we'd call it American Freedom Playboy...but Pope is right, probably in that country I am not able to discuss....

You are both as much use as a Chocolate Teapot - Thanks

Here's one for Mike:

P**S O*F

What a pile of SHITE

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Binoche wrote: Anyone know where I can get the French Playboy ?

France?

S-- ging for England. En- ger- land..

Playing the Song. Honest. Don't t' News Shops have a significant Interntnl. section. And/ Or just Special Orders.

I will go to the tabaconnist/librairy today. I will see if there is any copy of it... Do I get it if she only speaks about his cooking skills ?

interlibrary loan. tell them it's for educational purposes.

Binoche wrote: Anyone know where I can get the French Playboy ?

PM me your address and I'll send you a copy!

You have a PM

Just out to get some tissues

Binoche wrote: You have a PM

Just out to get some tissues

I'll be buying myself a few spunk mats too and a spare copy just in case...!

Chris Nash wrote: I don't get the porn mag thing. Even if you've 'wanted to see someone naked' for ages - Playboy will always soft focus or airbrush them, so you'll never see the 'real thing'. Those things are an utter waste of time, same as internet porn. Why can't someone produce something artistic or classy for once?

So pooter sex ain't classy enough for you? Geez, some people can never be happy

Chris Nash wrote: I don't get the porn mag thing. Even if you've 'wanted to see someone naked' for ages - Playboy will always soft focus or airbrush them, so you'll never see the 'real thing'. Those things are an utter waste of time, same as internet porn. Why can't someone produce something artistic or classy for once?

Sorry but IT IS Juliette Binoche...!

You want women with horses??? orangutans???

Yeah, post us some links

Super Ally wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: I don't get the porn mag thing. Even if you've 'wanted to see someone naked' for ages - Playboy will always soft focus or airbrush them, so you'll never see the 'real thing'. Those things are an utter waste of time, same as internet porn. Why can't someone produce something artistic or classy for once?

Sorry but IT IS Juliette Binoche...!

so a lot more airbrushing needed than usual for that old dog. sorry julie girl.

Now then, Now Then, I SAY Now then