Did :nuts: get lost in Cuba?

Didn't he go on holiday to Cuba sometime back?? never heard from him since....

hola como estas (usted)?

(espanyol) Senor is unfortunatelely had many rum drinks and have been fallden down in los banos ultimato senor nutsbar has concucussionies.

Senors nutsbars slepto for 2 diaz ano never emergancia,senorita lady nuts comfortabled senor nuts y senor nuts is now ok,senor nuts is wet bottom.

(ingles)

Fookin top holiday peeps,mr fell down after too many cuba libra's (rum + cokes)tumbled down in the toilets and smashed his head open.

Mr senor nuts type guy laid there for almost 3 minutes covered in blood before lady nuts found him rather spreadeagled without his £400 glasses/spectacles on.

Although mr nuts was found he/she endured 2 full days of proper concussion,which is nice.

Senor mr nut has proper turkey shit trots which is not nice.

Apart from concussion/whiplash and the shits it was a top place,would probably go back,but, theres plenty of other places to see and explore,costa rica next me thinks

Cuban cigars ,cuban rum and cuban ladies

Although there were a few that had taches

Will put some pics on me myspace site if yer want a look,there will be a few of lady in her bikini

(but dont tell her )

http://myspace.com/nutsneworder

Good to hear yer enjoyin yerself

watch out for flying dinghys

sounds like hyde park fall all over again steve rum = 7 year old havana club i presume,simply the best have a good do

Get back in ONE piece cos you still have that ITEM to send.Hope you are having a GREAT time STE.

ROCKET MICK wrote: Get back in ONE piece cos you still have that ITEM to send.Hope you are having a GREAT time STE.

SIR ROCKET

Item will be with you in a few days.