New Memebrs - Introduce Yourselves! :) — Forum Archive

6 Nov 2007, 13:55

We get new members here all the time. Many seem a bit too shy to post in the forums. Don't worry, give it a go, join in the conversations. It would be lovely to see new members introducing themselves as they join, or at least once they've got the hang of the place. Some of us are old farts who've been around for ages, other people who post regularly are relatively new - no one will criticise you for maybe getting into JD/NO fairly recently - your views are just as valid.

So come on, everyone, introduce yourselves as you join!

If you want to know anything about me, click my profile, same with most others here.

And welcome! :beer:

6 Nov 2007, 14:12

oh fuck off...

6 Nov 2007, 14:14

hmmm... fresh meat :food:

6 Nov 2007, 14:21

I had a horrible feeling that certain people might take the piss. Two of those were Jeff and Burt :(

6 Nov 2007, 14:23

Certianly I would be on this list as well? or am I too new to be considered! PAH!

:angry:

6 Nov 2007, 14:26

i have been lurking here for two years, nobody know who the fuck i am. but then again i don't even know what a memebr is.

so with all the warmest regards; Hello!

6 Nov 2007, 14:27

EdelBrock wrote: Certianly I would be on this list as well? or am I too new to be considered! PAH!

Old ... new ... we're just a bunch of members.

6 Nov 2007, 14:34

Ah, bollocks to the lot of you then. I was just trying to be 'nice' for once.

Bunch of cnuts :angry:

6 Nov 2007, 14:36

did i mention i am new order's biggest fan.

come on light me up, i put on gasoline imbued trousers.

6 Nov 2007, 14:42

Xoq wrote: but then again i don't even know what a memebr is.

so with all the warmest regards; Hello!

! LOL..

Just to catch the, oh so, Purdy colours of these Banners that run across the Top of the screen.

Brighten the Grey Days of Winter closin in.. Or Summer on T' other Side.

6 Nov 2007, 14:48

i even updated my pic for you all.

brandon flowers is dreamy *swoons*

6 Nov 2007, 15:06

hi my name is jonathan and i regret the day i stuck my foot in here.

6 Nov 2007, 15:10

New Memebr wrote: i even updated my pic for you all.

brandon flowers is dreamy *swoons*

Brandon Flowers is dreamy :love:

6 Nov 2007, 15:11

Chris Nash wrote: I had a horrible feeling that certain people might take the piss. Two of those were Jeff and Burt :(

Chris; you seriously didn't think that these two would join you in your quest to find someone interesting surely?

You are just gonna have to put up with us lot I think (at least for now!).

I looked at this site for 2 years before I 'joined' and posted. My life has been in ruins ever since.

'Regrets.........I've had a few; but then again.........too sodding many to mention............'

Never mind; Kershie will join in tomorrow. Still, it might liven things up a bit.

Wherever there is a negative.......you'll find a positive (just be careful your hands aren't wet when you do!) ahem. What I meant.......

Never mind.......

:shrug:

6 Nov 2007, 15:11

Kath wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: I had a horrible feeling that certain people might take the piss. Two of those were Jeff and Burt :(

Chris; you seriously didn't think that these two would join you in your quest to find someone interesting surely?

You are just gonna have to put up with us lot I think (at least for now!).

I looked at this site for 2 years before I 'joined' and posted. My life has been in ruins ever since.

'Regrets.........I've had a few; but then again.........too sodding many to mention............'

Never mind; Kershie will join in tomorrow. Still, it might liven things up a bit.

Wherever there is a negative.......you'll find a positive (just be careful your hands aren't wet when you do!) ahem. What I meant.......

Never mind.......

Kath quit posting at the same time as me. Copycath!

6 Nov 2007, 15:31

Cath wrote:

Kath wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: I had a horrible feeling that certain people might take the piss. Two of those were Jeff and Burt :(

Chris; you seriously didn't think that these two would join you in your quest to find someone interesting surely?

You are just gonna have to put up with us lot I think (at least for now!).

I looked at this site for 2 years before I 'joined' and posted. My life has been in ruins ever since.

'Regrets.........I've had a few; but then again.........too sodding many to mention............'

Never mind; Kershie will join in tomorrow. Still, it might liven things up a bit.

Wherever there is a negative.......you'll find a positive (just be careful your hands aren't wet when you do!) ahem. What I meant.......

Never mind.......

Kath quit posting at the same time as me. Copycath!

Sorry Cath!

6 Nov 2007, 21:02

New Memebr wrote: i even updated my pic for you all.

brandon flowers is dreamy *swoons*

hell yeah!

6 Nov 2007, 21:04

JPS wrote: hi my name is jonathan and i regret the day i stuck my foot in here.

hey you wouldnt happen to be that dead guy jonathan brandis would you? if so, i have a bone to pick with you.

7 Nov 2007, 00:06

Animadversion wrote:

JPS wrote: hi my name is jonathan and i regret the day i stuck my foot in here.

hey you wouldnt happen to be that dead guy jonathan brandis would you? if so, i have a bone to pick with you.

You have more bones to pick than Tempe Brennan! :laugh:

7 Nov 2007, 06:10

Kath wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: I had a horrible feeling that certain people might take the piss. Two of those were Jeff and Burt :(

Chris; you seriously didn't think that these two would join you in your quest to find someone interesting surely?

You are just gonna have to put up with us lot I think (at least for now!).

I looked at this site for 2 years before I 'joined' and posted. My life has been in ruins ever since.

'Regrets.........I've had a few; but then again.........too sodding many to mention............'

Never mind; Kershie will join in tomorrow. Still, it might liven things up a bit.

Wherever there is a negative.......you'll find a positive (just be careful your hands aren't wet when you do!) ahem. What I meant.......

Never mind.......

that Jeffari...he's a fucking cunt...no???

7 Nov 2007, 06:25

EdelBrock wrote: Certianly I would be on this list as well? or am I too new to be considered! PAH!

i'd have been on the list, if i'd have bothered reading what Chris had said. but i didn't. until now. so, count me in. sorry Nashy laaaa. :laugh:

7 Nov 2007, 08:30

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: oh fuck off...

Burt Reynolds wrote: hmmm... fresh meat

:abovelol:

but, i'm totally agree with Chris...nool become more intersting with new people

Above all if they are new chicks :food:

7 Nov 2007, 08:37

sadly, new order's a lads band.

if you want new chick members, join the Cure forum.

:nod:

7 Nov 2007, 08:44

oooo look at the clock on the wall. its nearly five bells. i'll leave you to sort this out Andres. i can rely on you mate to keep things calm. What's time's Leo back in?

:laugh:

7 Nov 2007, 08:47

King John Honest John wrote: sadly, new order's a lads band.

if you want new chick members, join the Cure forum.

also i post there from time to time :shrug:

7 Nov 2007, 09:20

King John Honest John wrote: sadly, new order's a lads band.

if you want new chick members, join the Cure forum.

This isn't a Cure forum.....with all of Digi's posts.....

7 Nov 2007, 09:28

EdelBrock wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: sadly, new order's a lads band.

if you want new chick members, join the Cure forum.

This isn't a Cure forum.....with all of Digi's posts.....

that's why i said i post there from time to time :laugh:

7 Nov 2007, 10:36

Andrès wrote:

but, i'm totally agree with Chris...nool become more intersting with new people

Above all if they are new chicks

Join Robbie Williams site / fans club. Lots of ladies... and lady-boys there. :laugh:

Indeed*!*

7 Nov 2007, 16:49

Hello, everybody!

I'm a big New Order fan, I think they are the best! I love Blue Monday and Bizarre Love Triangle.

Do you know if they`re gonna play in the states next year?

7 Nov 2007, 17:40

Server Error in "/" Application wrote: Hello, everybody!

I'm a big New Order fan, I think they are the best! I love Blue Monday and Bizarre Love Triangle.

Do you know if they`re gonna play in the states next year?

You forgot to ask what 1963 is about....

7 Nov 2007, 18:37

I still say all of you can fuck right off...

but that's just me....

7 Nov 2007, 18:59

Server Error in "/" Application wrote: Hello, everybody!

I'm a big New Order fan, I think they are the best! I love Blue Monday and Bizarre Love Triangle.

Do you know if they`re gonna play in the states next year?

:abovelol:

7 Nov 2007, 22:05

Andrès wrote:

Server Error in "/" Application wrote: Hello, everybody!

I'm a big New Order fan, I think they are the best! I love Blue Monday and Bizarre Love Triangle.

Do you know if they`re gonna play in the states next year?

That's not nice Andres! Here comes a brand new member...opens his heart 'n soul in the hopes to find those that love what he loves, to make new friends, and ask heartfelt questions...and you trample all over him by laughing at him.....yer mother would be ashamed! :nonono:

8 Nov 2007, 07:01

Chris Nash wrote: Ah, bollocks to the lot of you then. I was just trying to be 'nice' for once.

Bunch of cnuts

Seconded, thirded, agreed. :nod:

To all of you newbies, don't let the morons get to ya. We're just a very unique lot. ;)

Oh and, if anyone takes a piss at you, get one right back at 'em. :shrug: Payback's not so bad sometimes.

So make yourselves at home.

That and, welcome!!

RE-edited because someone decided to be an ass and edit mine.

:brow: Behold, I shall send an army of Roboter out, and the meanies are gonna be a bit scared about it...

8 Nov 2007, 07:32

Who are all the newbies that people are referring to anyways?! :shrug:

We haven't had a proper glut of newbies since Bonz and Jemma steamed the gaff with their Barney's Angels! :lol:

8 Nov 2007, 08:16

Andrès wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: sadly, new order's a lads band.

if you want new chick members, join the Cure forum.

also i post there from time to time

I haven't been there nor read their forums.

Do they say crap things about New Order there? :evil4:

Indeed*!*

8 Nov 2007, 08:19

Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote:

Oh and, if anyone takes a piss at you, get one right back at 'em.

Ban this filth!!

8 Nov 2007, 08:30

johnny wrote:

Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote:

Oh and, if anyone takes a piss at you, get one right back at 'em.

Ban this filth!!

oooh er...

Should I send Nicos an e-mail???

8 Nov 2007, 09:20

Frederik Sven Pötzsch Frederik Sven Pötzsch is ONLINE NOW!!! make yerself known!!!

8 Nov 2007, 09:30

johnny wrote: Frederik Sven Pötzsch Frederik Sven Pötzsch is ONLINE NOW!!! make yerself known!!!

YES!

The bugger is always online. Quiet as a mouse. Such an illustrious name to. SHOW YOURSELF.

8 Nov 2007, 09:32

Sub-Cultured*!* wrote:

Andrès wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: sadly, new order's a lads band.

if you want new chick members, join the Cure forum.

also i post there from time to time

I haven't been there nor read their forums.

Do they say crap things about New Order there?

Indeed*!*

i've posted like 2 times actually...so i don't know, but i'll find out and i'll let you know!!

8 Nov 2007, 09:34

Burt Reynolds wrote:

johnny wrote: Frederik Sven Pötzsch Frederik Sven Pötzsch is ONLINE NOW!!! make yerself known!!!

YES!

The bugger is always online. Quiet as a mouse. Such an illustrious name to. SHOW YOURSELF.

Member Since Fri, Nov 05 2004

Last Logon Today

Last Profile Update Never Logons Posts 3,811 0

Mysterious indeed!!

8 Nov 2007, 09:40

"ROCKET MICK" is online now!!! make yerself known!!

8 Nov 2007, 09:55

My name is Jeff

and I am an acloahofrgq'bn...

erm....a drunk...

8 Nov 2007, 10:07

johnny wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

johnny wrote: Frederik Sven Pötzsch Frederik Sven Pötzsch is ONLINE NOW!!! make yerself known!!!

YES!

The bugger is always online. Quiet as a mouse. Such an illustrious name to. SHOW YOURSELF.

Member Since Fri, Nov 05 2004

Last Logon Today

Last Profile Update Never Logons Posts 3,811 0

Mysterious indeed!!

Maybe we should start a thread about him...

He's probably a spy, or an alternick, or Barney disguised as a Nazi, or mute for he can't reply. :evil4:

Indeed*!*

8 Nov 2007, 10:44

Sub-Cultured*!* wrote:

johnny wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

johnny wrote: Frederik Sven Pötzsch Frederik Sven Pötzsch is ONLINE NOW!!! make yerself known!!!

YES!

The bugger is always online. Quiet as a mouse. Such an illustrious name to. SHOW YOURSELF.

Member Since Fri, Nov 05 2004

Last Logon Today

Last Profile Update Never Logons Posts 3,811 0

Mysterious indeed!!

Maybe we should start a thread about him...

He's probably a spy, or an alternick, or Barney disguised as a Nazi, or mute for he can't reply.

Indeed*!*

What's an alternick? :confused2:

The thing is, it's not everyone's cuppa to post on forums. Some peeps just wanna read what is (or isn't as in this case) happening with the band and use the site for info.

8 Nov 2007, 10:54

Alternick - an alternate username or someone who has 2 or more usernames/handles in one forum. Usually done by someone who wants to bash at someone without using his/her original nick. or whatever!

Anyway, yes, not everyone is into forums. But then, here in NOOL, you can read forums or check the informations in this site without logging in. And for someone who logs in 3,811 times for the last 3 years (yes, there is a flaw in the count) is kinda disturbing...

Going back to the flaw in the count, everytime you log in, it is counted as 2 log ins. And I think you should always log out, or else your log ins would be increasing without you knowing it. That is just my observation.

Indeed*!*

8 Nov 2007, 11:25

what's this 'NEW ORDER' you all are on about, can i join?

8 Nov 2007, 11:42

Sub-Cultured*!* wrote: Alternick - an alternate username or someone who has 2 or more usernames/handles in one forum. Usually done by someone who wants to bash at someone without using his/her original nick. or whatever!

Anyway, yes, not everyone is into forums. But then, here in NOOL, you can read forums or check the informations in this site without logging in. And for someone who logs in 3,811 times for the last 3 years (yes, there is a flaw in the count) is kinda disturbing...

Going back to the flaw in the count, everytime you log in, it is counted as 2 log ins. And I think you should always log out, or else your log ins would be increasing without you knowing it. That is just my observation.

Indeed*!*

It doesn't disturb me. If someone's visited here over a 3 year period, it obviously means they're getting something out of the site. Fair play to him/her for bothering to log in when, as you've explained, it's not necessary.

Cheers for explaining 'alternick'. Heard this term before, but had no idea what one was

8 Nov 2007, 11:49

Hi, Nice to meet you all

New Order Fan Since 1983

Why do I like New Order? cause they've ever made the best music style. on my opininon the are the most influential band in the 80's and thank them we can enjoy a great music nowadays. Peter gives them an unmistakable bass sound as well. so they'll be the number one forever.

Favorite New Order Song Ceremony

Favorite New Order Album Technique

Favorite New Order Single Round & Round

Favorite New Order Remix Round & Round (12 Inches)

Favorite New Order Video Fine Time

Favorite New Order Related Artwork Round & Round

Favorite New Order Lyrics Nowadays.... Turn

Favorite New Order Side-Project Electronic

8 Nov 2007, 19:29

Shut up Andres no one asked you! :nono:

8 Nov 2007, 19:48

EdelBrock wrote: Shut up Andres no one asked you!

John..let introduce myself :evil4:

8 Nov 2007, 23:08

Andrès wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Shut up Andres no one asked you!

John..let introduce myself

Here's some help:

Start with a firm handshake.

It is important that your grip demonstrates confidence. A firm handshake, not a bone-crushing grip, will indicate self-assurance.

Reach your hand out palm sideways and grip the hand, web to web. Try it, you will see that your hand closes over the palm of the hand. When you squeeze the fingers, it can hurt, especially if you are wearing rings. Seven Steps Toward Making a Good Impression

Appearance counts. When you look good, you feel good. Make sure you look groomed and neat. Check odors (good and bad). Too much cologne or perfume can be a real turn-off.
Your clothes and accessories should be conservative and neutral. Your clothes are your packaging and should not take attention away from you as the product.
Non-verbal communication sometimes conveys a stronger message than verbal communication. Sit or stand up straight (like your mother always told you).
Eye contact and smiles can indicate a confident and upbeat attitude. This is a good opportunity to demonstrate your social and interpersonal skills.
The handshake sends a strong tactile message. Your grip should be firm (show some sign of life - even men with women) - but not bone-crushing.

Interview Anxiety

Your voice and the volume of your speech convey a strong impression. Whether it is a phone interview or a face-to-face interview, it is important that you speak with enthusiasm and energy.
Your vocabulary reveals your communication skills and ability to interface with people, especially people you've not met before.

When you get off on the right foot, the interview will flow easily. This is one impression you cannot leave to chance. :smoking:

9 Nov 2007, 05:58

Jesus, I keep telling the lot of you to fuck off, and you keep coming back...

what gives???

9 Nov 2007, 11:41

You keep coming back Jeff....we can't get enough of ya mascilinity and testosterone aura...

9 Nov 2007, 11:44

ad in the girls mags? Cosmo and that. never know :shrug:

10 Nov 2007, 16:29

ok then you bunch of - of - erm, best not upset you good folk of neworderville.by the way, been logging on for 3 years and only thought of sommat witty to say when ive gone to bed but the request is an open door to people like me.......wasters, stalkers, freeloaders, and no-hopers. :smoking: :sleep: :ignore:

10 Nov 2007, 16:35

damn, deleted half my bloody message before i submitted the thing, will get the hang of this bear with me on this one, anyway ? erm ? sod it, going to bed but if i think of owt i will right it down :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :deal: :banghead:

10 Nov 2007, 16:36

nat wrote: ok then you bunch of - of - erm, best not upset you good folk of neworderville.by the way, been logging on for 3 years and only thought of sommat witty to say when ive gone to bed but the request is an open door to people like me.......wasters, stalkers, freeloaders, and no-hopers.

Welcome nat!

you are exactly the reason this thread was started. Goood on you :clap: :clap: :clap:

And don't worry about wasters, stalkers and the rest. We all slot into one of those categories.

Lets all big up a newbie from Wigan. :clap:

10 Nov 2007, 16:37

Three quotes in over 3 years...and two of them back to back here...way to come outta yer shell :clap:

10 Nov 2007, 16:58

:welcome:

a genuine newbie...

good to have some fresh meat...erm....I mean fresh faces :shades:

10 Nov 2007, 17:06

welcome nat :) :love: :warmth and lovin:

now , if we could just get Frederik Sven Pötzsch Frederik Sven Pötzsch to post!!!

10 Nov 2007, 17:14

johnny wrote: now , if we could just get Frederik Sven Pötzsch Frederik Sven Pötzsch to post!!!

Bring him on.

I think a party would be in order. The chap is iconic in my eyes.

11 Nov 2007, 05:52

Burt Reynolds wrote:

And don't worry about wasters, stalkers and the rest. We all slot into one of those categories.

Or in some cases all three... :evil4: Welcome, Nat...

Snorri xxx

11 Nov 2007, 06:36

...Hey, I'm Fred the Cancerian from New Jersey I like collecting records and exploring The cave of the unknown

Hello, I'm Cindy, I'm a Pisces And I like chihuahuas and Chinese noodles

Wanna be the first lady of infinity Wanna be the nicest guy on earth Let's meet and have a baby now!

La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! La! La! La! La! La!

Hi, my name is Ricky and I'm a Pisces I love computers and hot tamales

Hey, I'm Kate and I am a Taurus I love tomatoes and black-capped Chickadees

Hey, my name is Keith and I'm a Scorpio from Athens, G-A and I like To find the essence from within

Wanna be the captain of the Enterprise Wanna be the king of the Zulus Let's meet and have a baby now!

Wanna be a daughter of Dracula Wanna be the son of Frankenstein Let's meet and have a baby now!

Wanna be mother-father Wanna be daughter-son Wanna be captain Wanna be ruler-king and empress...

Indeed*!*