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8 Nov 2007, 08:00

Jennifer Lopez confirms she is pregnant

1 hour, 11 minutes ago

NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - After weeks of speculation, U.S. singer-actress Jennifer Lopez has confirmed that she is pregnant, People magazine reported on Thursday. ADVERTISEMENT

"Marc and I are expecting a baby," the 38-year-old singer told the audience on Wednesday night during the last stop on a joint North American concert tour with her singer husband Marc Anthony.

After the announcement to an audience in Miami, Anthony shrugged his shoulders, caressed his wife's stomach, then leaned over and kissed her belly.

"I didn't know she was going to talk," he told the crowd.

The Miami show marked the last stop of Lopez's first concert tour.

"This is a special time in our lives," said New York-born Lopez, who has sold 17 million records worldwide and released six albums. "And we waited until the last show to tell you."

Lopez, who has been married three times, tied the knot with 39-year-old Anthony in 2004.

Fans of the singer started sending notes of congratulations to the star.

"Thanks for sharing with us your personal life. Congratulations!," wrote Glenda Santiago on Lopez's page on social networking site Facebook.

8 Nov 2007, 09:47

Great, more celebri-spawn.

8 Nov 2007, 09:53

So you do give a shit???

Indeed*!*

8 Nov 2007, 09:56

Sub-Cultured*!* wrote: So you do give a shit???

Indeed*!*

no...but I did take a shit earlier this morning...

8 Nov 2007, 10:55

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Sub-Cultured*!* wrote: So you do give a shit???

Indeed*!*

no...but I did take a shit earlier this morning...

That's good to know :laugh:

8 Nov 2007, 11:55

Well Jeff's turds will serve humanity to a degree infinitely beyond that of anything that'll fall out of Lopez.

8 Nov 2007, 11:55

i hope the baby be a little girl... a new big and beatiful ass in this world!!

8 Nov 2007, 12:19

Andrès wrote: i hope the baby be a little girl...

I hope it dies.

One more demon running amok, ruining the human race.....great...what joy. Kill it NOW!

8 Nov 2007, 12:25

:abovelol:

8 Nov 2007, 15:12

Doctor? wrote:

Andrès wrote: i hope the baby be a little girl...

I hope it dies.

One more demon running amok, ruining the human race.....great...what joy. Kill it NOW!

Gee Cambo tell us what you really think!

8 Nov 2007, 15:25

Doctor? wrote:

Andrès wrote: i hope the baby be a little girl...

I hope it dies.

One more demon running amok, ruining the human race.....great...what joy. Kill it NOW!

:blink:

...erm... that's a bit, uhm... harsh there, Cambo...

:uhoh:

...just a thought...

:\peek:

8 Nov 2007, 19:26

BonoShed wrote: Gee Cambo tell us what you really think!

yeaah...he didn't tell us the truth :evil4:

8 Nov 2007, 19:33

Andrès wrote: i hope the baby be a little girl... a new big and beatiful ass in this world!!

So J-Lo Married a donkey!!!! :eek:

9 Nov 2007, 00:04

In fairness, does anyone outside of any individuals's family and friends (and probably work colleagues) give a shit when they're pregnant?!

Just saying like.

9 Nov 2007, 05:57

El Jarvo wrote: In fairness, does anyone outside of any individuals's family and friends (and probably work colleagues) give a shit when they're pregnant?!

Just saying like.

Probably not...but Reuters never did a write up on any of my sisters pregnancies...

Why's that???

9 Nov 2007, 06:03

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: In fairness, does anyone outside of any individuals's family and friends (and probably work colleagues) give a shit when they're pregnant?!

Just saying like.

Probably not...but Reuters never did a write up on any of my sisters pregnancies...

Why's that???

I hope you never fathered them Jeff. It's against the law, for a start! :nono: :evil4:

9 Nov 2007, 06:05

How could I father any children???

I'm gay...ffs, I listen to new order...

9 Nov 2007, 06:09

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: In fairness, does anyone outside of any individuals's family and friends (and probably work colleagues) give a shit when they're pregnant?!

Just saying like.

Probably not...but Reuters never did a write up on any of my sisters pregnancies...

Why's that???

:laugh: :laugh:

9 Nov 2007, 06:12

Just because your gay does'nt mean owt,J. I'm sure I've heard of a band called Gaydad. :shrug: Then there's Sean out of Corrie..The list is endless

9 Nov 2007, 06:59

lard arsed bint ! :lol:

:nuts:

9 Nov 2007, 13:27

Boatraceface wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: In fairness, does anyone outside of any individuals's family and friends (and probably work colleagues) give a shit when they're pregnant?!

Just saying like.

Probably not...but Reuters never did a write up on any of my sisters pregnancies...

Why's that???

I hope you never fathered them Jeff. It's against the law, for a start!

Not in Texas it aint.

"this here's ma mom and sister" said the toothless retard, indicating the woman on his left.

9 Nov 2007, 17:53

Doctor? wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: In fairness, does anyone outside of any individuals's family and friends (and probably work colleagues) give a shit when they're pregnant?!

Just saying like.

Probably not...but Reuters never did a write up on any of my sisters pregnancies...

Why's that???

I hope you never fathered them Jeff. It's against the law, for a start!

Not in Texas it aint.

"this here's ma mom and sister" said the toothless retard, indicating the woman on his left.

BTW, I read in Scientific American that 100% of Texas children born from an incestual relation become gay AND retard

9 Nov 2007, 20:38

:banghead: I hate J.Lo.

13 Nov 2007, 11:24

I have noticed that some people are fascinated by the private lives of certain well-known performers, people in positions of authority, sports stars or people who they consider to be good-looking.

In fact, of late, it's doesn't even seem necessary to be talented, significant or good-looking in order to attract such attention.

I believe that this lady's on-stage revelation, the reaction of her audience and the subsequent reporting of the event in the world's media is a manifestation of this phenomena.

It's been going on for a while - they're showing the treasures of King Tutankhamen's tomb in London at moment. Apparently he was quite the sleb in his day and that was AGES ago.

13 Nov 2007, 11:36

i'd only wanna know if something ever happened to that big fat peachy-penguins arse of hers.

:nod:

13 Nov 2007, 11:37

I'll let you know :wink:

13 Nov 2007, 11:47

BIGINOIL wrote: I'll let you know

:banghead: :laugh:

16 Nov 2007, 16:57

King John Honest John wrote: i'd only wanna know if something ever happened to that big fat peachy-penguins arse of hers.

I'll reign terror on that bouncy muthafuka then :food: We need a proper 'BRF pummels J-Lo's big bum stupid' story,I rek... :hic:

16 Nov 2007, 17:12

wrote: lard arsed bint !

Jeff = bint arsed lard. I mean lad.