Sorry 79, didn't spot your thread before I started mine.
No one will read mine, anyway.
This is the man who was last in trouble for taking loads of drugs in his apartment in New York, hearing burglars, calling the police, forgetting to hide the drugs from the Police then getting himself arrested.
I myself have never taken drugs, but I've seen enough films to know that "the cops are coming, hide the drugs" is one of the top phrases in the drug-takers' vernacular.
The burglars, incidentally, got away with it as they were merely imaginary burglars and had therefore committed no 'real world' crime.