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God damn rat bastards at the BBC...had me all excited...and this was all...

She's already brought out a perfume. Soon Kylie fans will be able to sleep in her bedding too. She's bringing out a range of duvet covers and pillow cases early next year. No word yet on what it'll be called or where we'll be able to buy it.

Sons of bitches...I hope they rot in hell...

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No thanks Jeff,

I wouldnt stick the boot in the ugly midget

:barf:

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Sub-Cultured*!* wrote: Kylie only??? How about Dannii??:food:

Indeed*!*

Well...I didn't wanna seem too greedy...

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deep-voiced dwarfs

:thumbdown:

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Plastic Face Carnt Smile (White Out) :eek3:

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Sorry Kershaw...I forgot that this would be more your style...

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Jeff, that picture made me vomit in my mouth a little.

So, when is Martin Gore coming out with his own brand of sheets?

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Sorry Kershaw...I forgot that this would be more your style...

was it cold out the day that picture was shot?:eek3:

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Sorry Kershaw...I forgot that this would be more your style...

Sorry Kershy??

That is Kershy! just at weekends mind :nod:

:laugh:

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Rather do Dannii meself! :food:

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Gazfella wrote: No thanks Jeff,

I wouldnt stick the boot in the ugly midget

:barf:

:laugh:

Dannii's worth a rattle though.

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PHD wrote:

Gazfella wrote: No thanks Jeff,

I wouldnt stick the boot in the ugly midget

:barf:

:laugh:

Dannii's worth a rattle though.

Aye,

right over the head wi a hammer!

:laugh:

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Gazfella wrote:

PHD wrote:

Gazfella wrote: No thanks Jeff,

I wouldnt stick the boot in the ugly midget

:barf:

:laugh:

Dannii's worth a rattle though.

Aye,

right over the head wi a hammer!

:laugh:

are you peter sutcliffe ? :evil4:

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banshee wrote:

Gazfella wrote:

PHD wrote:

Gazfella wrote: No thanks Jeff,

I wouldnt stick the boot in the ugly midget

:barf:

:laugh:

Dannii's worth a rattle though.

Aye,

right over the head wi a hammer!

:laugh:

are you peter sutcliffe ? :evil4:

When it comes to they two...

:nod:

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I'd jump into bed with Kylie and give her the best 7 seconds of her life..:ignore:

:nuts:

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I'd like to try this with both Kylie and Dannii...

rodeo sex

The act of doggy style coitus, where, approaching the climax, the male participant remarks "Your sister likes this way, too". He then starts the clock to see how long he can stay on.

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:nuts: wrote: I'd jump into bed with Kylie and give her the best 7 seconds of her life..:ignore:

:nuts:

No, I WOULD jump into bed with Kylie and give her the worst minutes or hours in her life.

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:nuts: wrote: I'd jump into bed with Kylie and give her the best 7 seconds of her life..:ignore:

:nuts:

No, I WOULD jump into bed with Kylie and give her the worst minutes or hours in her life.

are you that bad a....? ;)

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NOOLigan wrote:

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:nuts: wrote: I'd jump into bed with Kylie and give her the best 7 seconds of her life..:ignore:

:nuts:

No, I WOULD jump into bed with Kylie and give her the worst minutes or hours in her life.

are you that bad a....? ;)

That INCLUDES foreplay! :lol:

:nuts:

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No,she looks like a little plastic lad of about 11 IMO :shrug:

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