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It brought a tear to my eye last night to see this plastered up six-foot high all around Baker Street station on the way home from work.
Have shamelessly nicked this picture off the London Underground website (the quote is being used as part of some Film London event) but this layout is exactly how it's appearing all over the tube network at the moment.
Luvverly.
The next England manager could use this! 
Another Caine one from The Italian Job - "Lads, lads! Don't forget we're a team. That means you do exactly what I say..."
How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we fucked. How about that? Would that be money?
My favourite movie of al time. Name it!
King John Honest John wrote: ahhhhrarrrrrr!!!! ahhhhhhhraaaaaaaaRRRRRR!!!!!!
king kong
"Oooo, argh, ooe, errr, argghh, ouch"
King Dong.
GlasVegas wrote: How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we fucked. How about that? Would that be money?
My favourite movie of al time. Name it!
Too long by far to type out, so you can watch instead. Pure class...
Gary Stretch put in his place!
Probably more of a scene than a quote, but has to be seen. 
Steve One wrote: You've got a soft spot for The Long Good Friday haven't you Al!
Bob's my Mini-Me! 
Another of my favourite scenes from my very favourite film of all time (don't matter how many times I watch this, always gets me welling up for this bit!)
"I have a story too, Mr. Bailey. I had a friend once. A dear friend. Turned him in to save his life. He died, but he wanted it that way. Things went bad for my friend, and they went bad for me too."
Best one I've seen recently is Mickey Rourke's reaction when the cops burst in and find him snorting methamphetamine in the viewing room of a porn shop:
"Shit, getting fucked in a porn shop".
Nice!
LeggyD wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we fucked. How about that? Would that be money?
My favourite movie of al time. Name it!
beat me to it. who's the real money though?
love the usual suspects & sexy beast for quotes.
nice eyes deedee, they real?
Cut me Mick...Cut me.
and..
Did you see what I just did...I have powers beyond reason here. We all have them,my dear..
The day may come when men cower in fear,but that day is not this day..This day we FIIIGHT!!!
Timeless classics,that don't have the same impact in print..
I love the way the Emperor says..Pityyyyful little band.
I love everything the Emperor says in the ORIGINAL Star Wars trilogy come to think of it.
A man invited a woman for a last drink in his house.
Sid James in Carry on Cowboy
'I once talked peace with the Sioux Indians, but yer couldn't trust em. One minute it was peace on, the next peace off' wah hargh hargh harrgghhhh :D
'Frankly my dear, I dont give a damm'
'we should have shotguns for this shit'
'charlie dont surf'
'Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me'
'He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy!'
"Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king." [grabs girl close] "Hail to the king, baby." [kisses the girl]
Outoforder wrote: "Say Hallo to ma little friend"
or,
"Say Hallo Hallo, We are the Cheeky Boys" oops
When you have to choose between the fact and the legend,choose the legend.
...or something like that.
now that was one of my films as a youngster JT
the little lad was picked from local school at downham to play the part
LeggyD wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: Name it!
So many from Casino '95, Untouchables, Scarface, Good Fellas that sort. This thread and the one on Soundtracks. Is a Trip down memory Lane.
Fantastic. Swingers '96. Carlito's Way..
Sin City. Becky. Right after Jackie- Boy pulls a Gun on her. Oh, Sugar.. You just gone and done the Dumbest thing in your whole Life. Sin City.
"I don't believe in reincarnation because I refuse to come back as a bug or as a rabbit"
Indeed*!*
"Live every Day as if if were your last. One of these days you're bound to be right"
"Breaker Morant"
King John Honest John wrote: True Romance - You're a Sicilian huh
Is such a Classic. Esp. incl. the scene that is held in Rae's Diner.
Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction '94. Jackie Brown '97. List goes on.
"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
"That's it man, game over, game over" also from same guy "so why don't you put her in charge?" - never has a space marine panicked with such panache.
Apologies if either repeats anyone else, all I see with embedded videos is 'click here to install required plug-in'
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. -- Dr. Strangelove
Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? -- Donnie Darko
Dennis Hopper's brilliant garble in Apocalypse Now -" cos when it dies you die man & when you die they die "... Tried to learn that moons ago - f**king harder than words to Elegia. On a Get Carter note - i've parked in the muti-storey car park that was used/is used earlier on in someones picture above. (it's in Gateshead) Used it as an excuse to see 'Control' t'other week.
My sig, which I've never bothered to change for a long time, is from Brassed Off!, a good enough movie but I just love it when Pete Postlethwaite's character speaks at the Royal Albert Hall.
The Sid Hatfield character, a town sheriff, in John Sayles' Matewan, speaking about a union-busting leader to one of the thugs sent to break up attempts to unionize the West Virginia coal miners....I've met him. I wouldn't piss on him if his heart was on fire.
also probably the usual suspects from Goodfellas, Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, etc.
"Even a stopped clock, tells the right time twice a day"
"you perfumed ponce"
"This is what I call, the Camberwell Carrot"
"I DEMAND SOME CAKE"
"Monty, you terrible cnut"
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
"The horror, the horror."
"This is this."
"What an excellent day for an exorcism."
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
FULL METAL JACKET!
"JEEEZUS CHRIST! I didn't know they could pile shit that high!"
404 error wrote: "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
"That's it man, game over, game over" also from same guy "so why don't you put her in charge?" - never has a space marine panicked with such panache.
Apologies if either repeats anyone else, all I see with embedded videos is 'click here to install required plug-in'
ALIENS! Know that film off word for word!
How about...
"WE GOT BLACK PUSSY,WE GOT WHITE PUSSY,WE GOT SNAPPING PUSSY,WE GOT...SMELLY PUSSY. WE'RE SLASSHING PUSSY IN HALF> IF YOU CAN GET PUSSY CHEAPER THAN HERE.......FUCK IT!!!"
Burt Reynolds wrote: "Even a stopped clock, tells the right time twice a day"
"you perfumed ponce"
"This is what I call, the Camberwell Carrot"
"I DEMAND SOME CAKE"
"Monty, you terrible cnut"
I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!!
Withnail & I !!
MONTY wrote:
404 error wrote: "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
"That's it man, game over, game over" also from same guy "so why don't you put her in charge?" - never has a space marine panicked with such panache.
Apologies if either repeats anyone else, all I see with embedded videos is 'click here to install required plug-in'
ALIENS! Know that film off word for word!
How about...
"WE GOT BLACK PUSSY,WE GOT WHITE PUSSY,WE GOT SNAPPING PUSSY,WE GOT...SMELLY PUSSY. WE'RE SLASSHING PUSSY IN HALF> IF YOU CAN GET PUSSY CHEAPER THAN HERE.......FUCK IT!!!"
If you find pussy cheaper..............
Alanf wrote:
MONTY wrote:
404 error wrote: "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
"That's it man, game over, game over" also from same guy "so why don't you put her in charge?" - never has a space marine panicked with such panache.
Apologies if either repeats anyone else, all I see with embedded videos is 'click here to install required plug-in'
ALIENS! Know that film off word for word!
How about...
"WE GOT BLACK PUSSY,WE GOT WHITE PUSSY,WE GOT SNAPPING PUSSY,WE GOT...SMELLY PUSSY. WE'RE SLASSHING PUSSY IN HALF> IF YOU CAN GET PUSSY CHEAPER THAN HERE.......FUCK IT!!!"
If you find pussy cheaper..............
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOK IIIIIIIIITT!!!!!!!
"WHADDYA MEAN I'M FUNNY? FUNNY HOW? I'VE SAID SOMETHING THAT AMUSES YOU? HOW DO YOU MEAN I'M FUNNY? WHAT THE FUCK..?"
Alanf wrote:
Alanf wrote:
MONTY wrote:
404 error wrote: "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
"That's it man, game over, game over" also from same guy "so why don't you put her in charge?" - never has a space marine panicked with such panache.
Apologies if either repeats anyone else, all I see with embedded videos is 'click here to install required plug-in'
ALIENS! Know that film off word for word!
How about...
"WE GOT BLACK PUSSY,WE GOT WHITE PUSSY,WE GOT SNAPPING PUSSY,WE GOT...SMELLY PUSSY. WE'RE SLASSHING PUSSY IN HALF> IF YOU CAN GET PUSSY CHEAPER THAN HERE.......FUCK IT!!!"
If you find pussy cheaper..............
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOK IIIIIIIIITT!!!!!!!
"COME AN' GET IT PUSSY LOVERS!!"
"You dont threaten us Engleesh pig dogs"
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."
"is there someone else we can talk to?"
MONTY wrote: "WHADDYA MEAN I'M FUNNY? FUNNY HOW? I'VE SAID SOMETHING THAT AMUSES YOU? HOW DO YOU MEAN I'M FUNNY? WHAT THE FUCK..?"
Totally improvised apparently - which is why Ray Liotta looks so confused!
Having said that, Ray Liotta does open-mouthed 'confused' very well. Reminds me of Roger de Courcey's "Nookie Bear".
Surely someone has already done "these go to 11"? or "I'd be more upset if I wasn't so heavily medicated" (which could easily be a recent NO quote)
Coen Bros. No Country for Old Men. Brilliance. Has a fair few Decent Lines. As does '07's 3:10 To Yuma.
El Jarvo wrote: "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
Could just be the Best Quote.
Henry Hill. What happened. Jimmy Conway. They whacked him. They Fcuking whacked him. I can't Fcukin believe it.
Jimmy Conway. I'm not mad. I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a Man and you Learnt two great things in your Life. Look at me. Never Rat on your Friends and Always keep your mouth shut.
Just watched the DVD...
"You've got to be fucking kidding"
I guess its the scene that accompanies it that makes the line funny. (involving the last great movie monster made without any CGI jiggery pokery).
from Zoolander:
Derek Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am? Matilda: A what? Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals. [Matilda looks at Derek confused] Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
Jiphy wrote: A man invited a woman for a last drink in his house.
- Do you want a glass of whisky ?
- Just a finger !
- Don't you want a whisky first ?
Gérard Darmon et Chantal Lauby
La Cité De La Peur ... pas le film favori de Miss Noisy
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun.
He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
That's the Chicago way.
And that's how you get Capone.
'you can't be in my gang if you don't smoke!' 'don't want to be in your gang!' 'neither do i'
One that makes me laugh every time:
"It was the drink that killed him" "Oh, he was an alcoholic?" "No dear, he was run over by a Guinness truck"
Quality! :D
GreenBlueGrey wrote: He pulls a knife, you pull a gun.
He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
That's the Chicago way.
And that's how you get Capone.
THE UNTOUCHABLES!
Ok how about...
"Who does this chopper belong to?"
"Zed"
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead,baby...Zed's dead"
The audition scenes in The Commitments
What do you play? I used to play football in school. I mean, what instrument? I don't. What are you doing here, then? Well, I saw everyone else lining up, so, uh - I thought you were selling drugs.
"They say you're the Devil....."
"Devil?.. I'm the prophet of things to come"
"All you bring is death"
"Death is the future"
Dunno what it's from but it sounds ace sampled on an FSOL track
Guy at Bottleshop: What happened to your face? Scorpio : My brother in law - I hit my wife, he hit me...several times!!!
DIRTY HARRY
Sam the Stokie wrote: The audition scenes in The Commitments
What do you play? I used to play football in school. I mean, what instrument? I don't. What are you doing here, then? Well, I saw everyone else lining up, so, uh - I thought you were selling drugs.
"ELVIS WAS A CAJUN.."
"That's fuckin' blasphemy!!"
Solitude wrote: Guy at Bottleshop: What happened to your face? Scorpio : My brother in law - I hit my wife, he hit me...several times!!!
DIRTY HARRY
You do know that the loony in Dirty Harry is Garrick in Deep Space Nine?
Made the most awful pish episodes worth watching.
Quotes
Dr Shrivasubrahmanianchandrasegarampeli (2010) "Whether we are based on Carbon or silicon makes no fundamental differnce, we should each be treated with the same respect"
John Sheridan(Babylon5) "I was dead, I'm better now" Delenn (Babylon5) "This is Delenn of the Mimbari, this station is under our protection........""Only one human commander has ever faced our ships and survived, he is behind me, you are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else"
Susan Ivanova (babylon5) 'And just one more thing. On your trip back, I'd like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 Mantra. Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recomendations. Ivanova is God. And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out. Babylon control out. (exasperated) Civilians!!!!!! (looks upwards apologetically) Just kidding about that God part. No offense.'
And from a book, by way of an album. R.Burton as H.G.Wells (voice over) "At Byfleet we came upon an Inn, but it was deserted"
David Essex "Is everybody dead" Burton (spoken) "not everybody, Look! Six cannon with gunners standing by" Essex: "Bows and arrows against the lightning, the haven't seen the heat ray yet"
And from They Live..... "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum" (KERRCHIK) and "Either put on these sunglasses or start eatin that trash can"
"You fackin cant!" in whichever film,it crops up. and "Am not fuckun bald!" before throwing the poor woman out of the moving car,almost killing her..
from The Krays
"Stick yaw fackin job,right ap yaw fackin arse!"
Jimmy,in Quadrophenia.
"Oooops,I swallowed it all.."
Tera Patrick. 
"Brush yor teeth with my carck!"
Some bloke with a massive donger
