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from Zoolander:
Derek Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am? Matilda: A what? Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals. [Matilda looks at Derek confused] Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
Jiphy wrote: A man invited a woman for a last drink in his house.
- Do you want a glass of whisky ?
- Just a finger !
- Don't you want a whisky first ?
Gérard Darmon et Chantal Lauby 
La Cité De La Peur 
... pas le film favori de Miss Noisy
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun.
He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
That's the Chicago way.
And that's how you get Capone.
'you can't be in my gang if you don't smoke!' 'don't want to be in your gang!' 'neither do i'
One that makes me laugh every time:
"It was the drink that killed him" "Oh, he was an alcoholic?" "No dear, he was run over by a Guinness truck"
Quality! :D
GreenBlueGrey wrote: He pulls a knife, you pull a gun.
He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
That's the Chicago way.
And that's how you get Capone.
THE UNTOUCHABLES!
Ok how about...
"Who does this chopper belong to?"
"Zed"
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead,baby...Zed's dead"
The audition scenes in The Commitments
What do you play? I used to play football in school. I mean, what instrument? I don't. What are you doing here, then? Well, I saw everyone else lining up, so, uh - I thought you were selling drugs.
"They say you're the Devil....."
"Devil?.. I'm the prophet of things to come"
"All you bring is death"
"Death is the future"
Dunno what it's from but it sounds ace sampled on an FSOL track
Guy at Bottleshop: What happened to your face? Scorpio : My brother in law - I hit my wife, he hit me...several times!!!
DIRTY HARRY
Sam the Stokie wrote: The audition scenes in The Commitments
What do you play? I used to play football in school. I mean, what instrument? I don't. What are you doing here, then? Well, I saw everyone else lining up, so, uh - I thought you were selling drugs.
"ELVIS WAS A CAJUN.."
"That's fuckin' blasphemy!!"
Solitude wrote: Guy at Bottleshop: What happened to your face? Scorpio : My brother in law - I hit my wife, he hit me...several times!!!
DIRTY HARRY
You do know that the loony in Dirty Harry is Garrick in Deep Space Nine?
Made the most awful pish episodes worth watching.
Quotes
Dr Shrivasubrahmanianchandrasegarampeli (2010) "Whether we are based on Carbon or silicon makes no fundamental differnce, we should each be treated with the same respect"
John Sheridan(Babylon5) "I was dead, I'm better now" Delenn (Babylon5) "This is Delenn of the Mimbari, this station is under our protection........""Only one human commander has ever faced our ships and survived, he is behind me, you are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else"
Susan Ivanova (babylon5) 'And just one more thing. On your trip back, I'd like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 Mantra. Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recomendations. Ivanova is God. And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out. Babylon control out. (exasperated) Civilians!!!!!! (looks upwards apologetically) Just kidding about that God part. No offense.'
And from a book, by way of an album. R.Burton as H.G.Wells (voice over) "At Byfleet we came upon an Inn, but it was deserted"
David Essex "Is everybody dead" Burton (spoken) "not everybody, Look! Six cannon with gunners standing by" Essex: "Bows and arrows against the lightning, the haven't seen the heat ray yet"
And from They Live..... "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum" (KERRCHIK) and "Either put on these sunglasses or start eatin that trash can"
"You fackin cant!" in whichever film,it crops up. and "Am not fuckun bald!" before throwing the poor woman out of the moving car,almost killing her..
from The Krays
"Stick yaw fackin job,right ap yaw fackin arse!"
Jimmy,in Quadrophenia.
"Oooops,I swallowed it all.."
Tera Patrick. 
"Brush yor teeth with my carck!"
Some bloke with a massive donger
