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Outoforder wrote: "Say Hallo to ma little friend":thumb:

or,

"Say Hallo Hallo, We are the Cheeky Boys" oops :thumb:

:laugh:

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When you have to choose between the fact and the legend,choose the legend.

...or something like that.

:nod:

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James Thomas wrote: It's not Jesus, it's just a feller!

one of my fav films as a young lad :nod:

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now that was one of my films as a youngster JT :nod: the little lad was picked from local school at downham to play the part

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LeggyD wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: Name it!

Swingers

So many from Casino '95, Untouchables, Scarface, Good Fellas that sort. This thread and the one on Soundtracks. Is a Trip down memory Lane.

Fantastic. Swingers '96. Carlito's Way..

Sin City. Becky. Right after Jackie- Boy pulls a Gun on her. Oh, Sugar.. You just gone and done the Dumbest thing in your whole Life. Sin City.

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"I don't believe in reincarnation because I refuse to come back as a bug or as a rabbit"

Indeed*!*

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"Live every Day as if if were your last. One of these days you're bound to be right"

"Breaker Morant"

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True Romance - You're a Sicilian huh

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King John Honest John wrote: True Romance - You're a Sicilian huh

Is such a Classic. Esp. incl. the scene that is held in Rae's Diner.

Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction '94. Jackie Brown '97. List goes on.

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"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

"That's it man, game over, game over" also from same guy "so why don't you put her in charge?" - never has a space marine panicked with such panache.

Apologies if either repeats anyone else, all I see with embedded videos is 'click here to install required plug-in'

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"... Dianne?....... Dianne , the car's waiting....." :laugh: :love:

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and DARREN even better than the real thing.......... CHORLEY DON'T SURF:laugh:

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. -- Dr. Strangelove

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? -- Donnie Darko

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Dennis Hopper's brilliant garble in Apocalypse Now -" cos when it dies you die man & when you die they die "... Tried to learn that moons ago - f**king harder than words to Elegia. On a Get Carter note - i've parked in the muti-storey car park that was used/is used earlier on in someones picture above. (it's in Gateshead) Used it as an excuse to see 'Control' t'other week.

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My sig, which I've never bothered to change for a long time, is from Brassed Off!, a good enough movie but I just love it when Pete Postlethwaite's character speaks at the Royal Albert Hall.

The Sid Hatfield character, a town sheriff, in John Sayles' Matewan, speaking about a union-busting leader to one of the thugs sent to break up attempts to unionize the West Virginia coal miners....I've met him. I wouldn't piss on him if his heart was on fire.

also probably the usual suspects from Goodfellas, Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, etc.

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"Even a stopped clock, tells the right time twice a day"

"you perfumed ponce"

"This is what I call, the Camberwell Carrot"

"I DEMAND SOME CAKE"

"Monty, you terrible cnut"

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"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

"The horror, the horror."

"This is this."

"What an excellent day for an exorcism."

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

FULL METAL JACKET!

"JEEEZUS CHRIST! I didn't know they could pile shit that high!"

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404 error wrote: "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

"That's it man, game over, game over" also from same guy "so why don't you put her in charge?" - never has a space marine panicked with such panache.

Apologies if either repeats anyone else, all I see with embedded videos is 'click here to install required plug-in'

ALIENS! Know that film off word for word!

How about...

"WE GOT BLACK PUSSY,WE GOT WHITE PUSSY,WE GOT SNAPPING PUSSY,WE GOT...SMELLY PUSSY. WE'RE SLASSHING PUSSY IN HALF> IF YOU CAN GET PUSSY CHEAPER THAN HERE.......FUCK IT!!!"

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Burt Reynolds wrote: "Even a stopped clock, tells the right time twice a day"

"you perfumed ponce"

"This is what I call, the Camberwell Carrot"

"I DEMAND SOME CAKE"

"Monty, you terrible cnut"

I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!!

Withnail & I !!

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MONTY wrote:

404 error wrote: "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

"That's it man, game over, game over" also from same guy "so why don't you put her in charge?" - never has a space marine panicked with such panache.

Apologies if either repeats anyone else, all I see with embedded videos is 'click here to install required plug-in'

ALIENS! Know that film off word for word!

How about...

"WE GOT BLACK PUSSY,WE GOT WHITE PUSSY,WE GOT SNAPPING PUSSY,WE GOT...SMELLY PUSSY. WE'RE SLASSHING PUSSY IN HALF> IF YOU CAN GET PUSSY CHEAPER THAN HERE.......FUCK IT!!!"

If you find pussy cheaper..............

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Alanf wrote:

MONTY wrote:

404 error wrote: "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

"That's it man, game over, game over" also from same guy "so why don't you put her in charge?" - never has a space marine panicked with such panache.

Apologies if either repeats anyone else, all I see with embedded videos is 'click here to install required plug-in'

ALIENS! Know that film off word for word!

How about...

"WE GOT BLACK PUSSY,WE GOT WHITE PUSSY,WE GOT SNAPPING PUSSY,WE GOT...SMELLY PUSSY. WE'RE SLASSHING PUSSY IN HALF> IF YOU CAN GET PUSSY CHEAPER THAN HERE.......FUCK IT!!!"

If you find pussy cheaper..............

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOK IIIIIIIIITT!!!!!!!

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"WHADDYA MEAN I'M FUNNY? FUNNY HOW? I'VE SAID SOMETHING THAT AMUSES YOU? HOW DO YOU MEAN I'M FUNNY? WHAT THE FUCK..?"

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Alanf wrote:

Alanf wrote:

MONTY wrote:

404 error wrote: "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

"That's it man, game over, game over" also from same guy "so why don't you put her in charge?" - never has a space marine panicked with such panache.

Apologies if either repeats anyone else, all I see with embedded videos is 'click here to install required plug-in'

ALIENS! Know that film off word for word!

How about...

"WE GOT BLACK PUSSY,WE GOT WHITE PUSSY,WE GOT SNAPPING PUSSY,WE GOT...SMELLY PUSSY. WE'RE SLASSHING PUSSY IN HALF> IF YOU CAN GET PUSSY CHEAPER THAN HERE.......FUCK IT!!!"

If you find pussy cheaper..............

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOK IIIIIIIIITT!!!!!!!

:laugh: "COME AN' GET IT PUSSY LOVERS!!"

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"You dont threaten us Engleesh pig dogs"

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."

"is there someone else we can talk to?"

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MONTY wrote: "WHADDYA MEAN I'M FUNNY? FUNNY HOW? I'VE SAID SOMETHING THAT AMUSES YOU? HOW DO YOU MEAN I'M FUNNY? WHAT THE FUCK..?"

Totally improvised apparently - which is why Ray Liotta looks so confused!

Having said that, Ray Liotta does open-mouthed 'confused' very well. Reminds me of Roger de Courcey's "Nookie Bear".

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Surely someone has already done "these go to 11"? or "I'd be more upset if I wasn't so heavily medicated" (which could easily be a recent NO quote)

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"YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!"

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"

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Coen Bros. No Country for Old Men. Brilliance. Has a fair few Decent Lines. As does '07's 3:10 To Yuma.

El Jarvo wrote: "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

Could just be the Best Quote.

Henry Hill. What happened. Jimmy Conway. They whacked him. They Fcuking whacked him. I can't Fcukin believe it.

Jimmy Conway. I'm not mad. I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a Man and you Learnt two great things in your Life. Look at me. Never Rat on your Friends and Always keep your mouth shut.

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Just watched the DVD...

"You've got to be fucking kidding"

I guess its the scene that accompanies it that makes the line funny. (involving the last great movie monster made without any CGI jiggery pokery).

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