im a celebrity ,,kick me out

john burton race must face a new bushtucker trial,despite being kicked off the show,appens estranged wife who is well pissed with him for having a mistress(and 3 year old child) sacked all the staff at his dartmouth restaurant the new angel and closed it,, john found out because she kindly placed a note in the window,,, the restaurant sale is to fund her 3.5million divorce settlemnt ,,,

sara maravers, girlfriend )ex)of marc bannerman has just moved out of there love shack.

what a day ,what a day

Biggest load of old bollocks on the telly,cant believe peeps watch this shite! :barf:

They should do a celebrity version of that show, it'd be great!!

Gemma Atkinson.

Phwooaaaarrrr...

you so would

Burt Reynolds wrote: Gemma Atkinson.

Phwooaaaarrrr...

you so would

If she's been on that show then I wouldn't with a bag of stolen cocks mate.

Doctor? wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Gemma Atkinson.

Phwooaaaarrrr...

you so would

If she's been on that show then I wouldn't with a bag of stolen cocks mate.

You fuckin would

She is necter in the extreme..Natural beauty,English Rose I'd say.. Only drawback,apart from the odd jungle leech,is that there's a good chance Man Yoo cheat,Ronaldo,might have dribbled on her... Mind,if she were a penalty box and I were Cheataldo,dare say I'd go down easily aswell.

Absolutely necter,it has to be said.

Why isn't it over yet? i thought it was only on for 2 weeks .It seems to have been on for at least a month now.Ain't got the time mate , ain't got the time

Gemma gets to keep all her photoshoot undies yer know.Fact

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Gemma Atkinson.

Phwooaaaarrrr...

you so would

If she's been on that show then I wouldn't with a bag of stolen cocks mate.

You fuckin would

She is necter in the extreme..Natural beauty,English Rose I'd say.. Only drawback,apart from the odd jungle leech,is that there's a good chance Man Yoo cheat,Ronaldo,might have dribbled on her... Mind,if she were a penalty box and I were Cheataldo,dare say I'd go down easily aswell.

Absolutely necter,it has to be said.

Nectar? Satan's ball sweat more like. PLastic face plastic tits AND SHE IS ON THAT SHOW.

Shug wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Gemma Atkinson.

Phwooaaaarrrr...

you so would

If she's been on that show then I wouldn't with a bag of stolen cocks mate.

Gettae buggery. If she was on yer bed with fook all on, playing with hersel and begging you to give her a good one......

Id tell her to get her knickers on, and make me a cup of coffee...

well loathed as i am to say it ,last nites episode was a good un,not only did the show kick off with lwtua. cerys had a pair of see through nickers on and we deffo got a shot of her clopper.

I don't watch it but,aye,Cerys'd get it an all..

Doctor? wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Gemma Atkinson.

Phwooaaaarrrr...

you so would

If she's been on that show then I wouldn't with a bag of stolen cocks mate.

You fuckin would

She is necter in the extreme..Natural beauty,English Rose I'd say.. Only drawback,apart from the odd jungle leech,is that there's a good chance Man Yoo cheat,Ronaldo,might have dribbled on her... Mind,if she were a penalty box and I were Cheataldo,dare say I'd go down easily aswell.

Absolutely necter,it has to be said.

Nectar? Satan's ball sweat more like. PLastic face plastic tits AND SHE IS ON THAT SHOW.

You seem to be describing the Yank Janis,Steve.(Ok I have seen bits of the show,and it is shit as fuck)

Yeh,Gemma Atkinson-Nectar-Greek for 'drink of the gods' She's a 10 on the pummelable-ometer.

Aye,there'll be a couple of damp ones round the camp fire when they get scent of the lads from BCD.. If they are prepared to eat croc cock,BCD ball sweat will be a synch!

johnny wrote:

Gemma gets to keep all her photoshoot undies yer know.Fact

An obvious Ebay Gemma Atkinson used underwear opportunity missed by the photographer there.

Can I join the queue...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Can I join the queue...

Snorri xxx

Have we got six yet? We'll have these bitches air-tight by midnight!

You are all welcome to my turn lads, tho I believe the corby jock called first dibs on it.

If that creature is what passes for an English Rose these days, then it's time to weed the garden.

As for lying in my bed, begging and frigging....OK fair enough, but with the amount I get, Mrs Thatcher would be in with a 50-50 chance if she were doing that. (obviously I'd boil my own cock in caustic soda afterwards...shrtly before killing myself as soon as the full horror of what I had done kicked in.)

Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, could do evil things to you . Spotted her last summer in me Tesco. She were buying stuff with her mates for a bbq.

I still tell mrs Alf to this day that she were giving me the eye.

As someone said earlier, she is a natural beauty. She'd no make up on that sunday morn and i'd o' licked her knicks.

Stunner.

No make up?

Hmmmmm my google must be fucked.

if she could just lose that mans voice of hers, she'd be nearly perfect.

but not as nice as Sinead though. this bird down our local, who looks exactly like her.