A proposal for a more beautiful world.

I said not to encourage him. You know he can't stop.

i agree with steve on most parts ofthis one.i feel likeputting a "i love cock" embroidered picture and framed and putting it on my front door on sundays for when the jehovahs witnesses come around to doors.with a cd player and a tv remote control taped to the door as well.stupidly enough they go into peoples houses not realizing someone could be a serialkiller.

no, not the fat oldlady with an afro, surely she wont whackyou with an ax now will she?

i agree with steve on most parts ofthis one.i feel likeputting a "i love cock" embroidered and framed and putting it on my front door on sundays for when the jehovahs witnesses come around to doors.with a cd player and a tv remote control taped to the door as well.stupidly enough they go into peoples houses not realizing someone could be a serialkiller.

no, not the fat oldlady with an afro, surely she wont whackyou with an ax now will she?

NOOLigan wrote: I said not to encourage him. You know he can't stop.

You know, I will now, just to make you wrong

Animadversion wrote: i agree with steve on most parts ofthis one.i feel likeputting a "i love cock" embroidered and framed and putting it on my front door on sundays for when the jehovahs witnesses come around to doors.with a cd player and a tv remote control taped to the door as well.stupidly enough they go into peoples houses not realizing someone could be a serialkiller.

no, not the fat oldlady with an afro, surely she wont whackyou with an ax now will she?

I always invite the mormons in for tea. I once kept 2 JW's on the doorstep for 2hours enjoying my full on ranting. A credit that they stuck it out so long I suppose.

Best bet is to open the door and have a mate shout downstairs...."FFS hurry up will you, the goat's strugglin and it's messing the pentagram up".

Mate of mine used to live next to a church who were obsessed with putting their little lie-sheets through everybody's door. SOOOOO we made our own along the lines of "hey, life not going well, then why not get naked and take a bunch of drugs you tightarsed twat" and put about 20 of them through the church's door. Childish, but fun.

And finally, we made the mormons in the town freak out, but having at least 5 different people on 10-15 ocassions repeat the following to them PRECISELY when approached....

"Before you go any further my friend, I should warn you that I believe only in Nosebeaast, a giant worm who orbits the Earth and keeps it from all harm. Therefor, your religion, and all others are meaningless to me, I bid you good day in peace"

....and walk away.

you can imagine the talk at the tabernacle.......

"this guy started babbling about some nose beast or something today" "hey wow, me too" "yeah me too" etc MOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice to see I'm not the only one round here who's read The God Delusion (EdelBrock, I noticed that you mentioned some points from it). It's my favourite book of all time and the one that finally led me to stop believing in God earlier this year. I've never been a religious sort (my mum's side of the family is, though) but I did believe that God existed, until three years ago when my grandad (on my mum's side) died ten days after a botched operation. That shook my belief really badly and I started thinking "If there's a god, why do things like this happen?" Reading the book, though, was the real clincher. These days I believe more in the spirit world, past lives and reincarnation.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So, if there was a God, nothing bad would ever happen???

Fuck, now I'm super confused...

Maybe I should put it another way. This is only my opinion but I reckon that, if there really were a god, none of the following would exist or ever happen (it's only a few examples; I could list more but my brain's too tired to think of any at the mo) :

1. Natural disasters
2. People dying before their time
3. Poverty
4. Sexism, racism and other forms of pointless hate
5. Crime

Simply put, if there really were a God, everything and everyone would be perfect, we'd all have great lives and there'd be no unnecessary unhappiness. The fact that life isn't perfect is, to me, proof that God doesn't exist. As I said, though, that's just my opinion.

Come now, that's just not reasonable:

1. Natural disasters These same disasters that kill people are the things that also allow for life to exist upon the planet... i.e. no natural disasters, no life

2. People dying before their time When is the PROPER time for people to die? Even if they didn't die 'before their time' we would then complain they ever died at all. If people didn't die then a world of mess would ever be in.

3. Poverty This is a man-made thing. We prize possessions, and because of this there will be those with and those without... this is hardly God's fault, as it is more our own.

4. Sexism, racism and other forms of pointless hate How about 'Godism' But seriously, we were given the ability to think on our own and come up with our own conclusions... our hates and fears stem from this... we could be devoid of these things, but then we would also be devoid of our own individuality...

5. Crime This is man made. If you think about it we never really own anything, and thus we never really have anything stolen. We brought in 'ownership' of things... but when we die we can't bring any of it with us... most crime are people trying to find the quick and easy route to power/money... both are man made (again by our ability to think on our own).... hardly God's fault.

The thing I at least look at to prove that there is: Science always works quite amazingly perfect. There are some anomolies that allow for change and evolution, but these are far from mistakes.

Miss Disco wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So, if there was a God, nothing bad would ever happen???

Fuck, now I'm super confused...

Maybe I should put it another way. This is only my opinion but I reckon that, if there really were a god, none of the following would exist or ever happen (it's only a few examples; I could list more but my brain's too tired to think of any at the mo) :

1. Natural disasters
2. People dying before their time
3. Poverty
4. Sexism, racism and other forms of pointless hate
5. Crime

Simply put, if there really were a God, everything and everyone would be perfect, we'd all have great lives and there'd be no unnecessary unhappiness. The fact that life isn't perfect is, to me, proof that God doesn't exist. As I said, though, that's just my opinion.

That would be bloody boring.