One take might be that Mozz just likes the idea of the Knighstbridge air being filled with British accents just like he seems nostalgic for many icons of Britishness that are long gone.
It's not considered un-pc to point out that nobody seems to wear a trilby any more, or even to express regret about such a fact. Or to complain, even, that footballers aren't as gentlemenly as they could be.
I don't see the problem in pointing out in certain parts of the country which were once considered to be symbols of that country's identity have changed.
It's the way in which these opinions are expressed that holds the key to any nastiness.
Jonez seemed to be sitting on the fence until Mozz called him dribblynose. Now the gloves are off and he's actaully claiming that the NME toned down his peice. Brilliant.
Ironically, can anyone think of anything more British than a nice gentlemanly round of libel writs?
The Americans may have lead the way in daft personal injury claims and ugly divorces, but it's lovely to see someone is still hilding a torch for the old ways.
The best outcome would be a three year fight, an award of one guinea to Morrissey and the blasted NME dissapearing into a cloud of legal costs.