Staying In The New Going Out? — Forum Archive

1 Dec 2007, 14:06

2 weeks on the trot without going out. I am turning into RicKET MOck. Gotta say it's been great, I have turned into a PORN addict, last night I played with Baldrick's Wii. Fuck me do yer arms kill in the morning. Battered the ball about all night. If there are any FIT birds out there who would like to play with mine or Baldrick's Wii, names and details TO SHUG TOWERS. Corby. Only requirement is that you have to have PLENTY of EnErgy and like playing with PUSSY. Mines is called Barney, but he's a shE. I have also been watching LOADSA footy. Currently got a fiver on BARCA H/T F/T and they are 1-0 up thanks to the NEW Maradona. I am high on lifE and there is beer in the fridge.

Staying IN is not the new going out, cos I will be out getting shitFaced next week and again the weeK after in LAHNdoN for Re-Order.

Dunno why the fcuk I typed all this, oh yeah, it's half time, GOTTA go collect ma winnings. COME ON the BarCA.

:blackeye:

EDIT : BArca drew 1-1 PADDy poWER must be pissing himSELF again. CUNT

:viking:

1 Dec 2007, 14:11

Serious question - are the actually any nightclubs in Corby?

1 Dec 2007, 14:18

I'm in like Flynn :nod: Big lads night out next week... for the Hatton fight..Who needs ball ache?er I mean women :uhoh: :laugh:

1 Dec 2007, 14:29

whatever you do,dont step off the curb after getting drunk.

1 Dec 2007, 14:59

Shug wrote: Staying IN is not the new going out, cos I will be out getting shitFaced next week and again the weeK after in LAHNdoN for Re-Order.

I'll buy ya a pint, ya boring bastard :laugh:

1 Dec 2007, 15:43

there will be no beers where I am about to go to...

how's that for a fucking pisser...

oh well...

1 Dec 2007, 15:47

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Shug wrote: Staying IN is not the new going out, cos I will be out getting shitFaced next week and again the weeK after in LAHNdoN for Re-Order.

I'll buy ya a pint, ya boring bastard

That's the best offer I've had for, erm, 2 weeks

1 Dec 2007, 15:49

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: there will be no beers where I am about to go to...

how's that for a fucking pisser...

oh well...

I thought they were gonna drop the charges?

:uhoh:

1 Dec 2007, 16:20

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: there will be no beers where I am about to go to...

how's that for a fucking pisser...

oh well...

You going teaching in Sudan?

Don't forget to tell the girls yer cock is called 'Mohammed'.

1 Dec 2007, 16:29

as Henk Potts says, Thurdsay is now the new Friday. get Lazyitis a day earlier now. :nod: :nod:

1 Dec 2007, 19:46

its now £20 for 3 packs of 20 lagers at asda,its tempting to stay in and get people round and play tunes aint it? :crazy:

1 Dec 2007, 19:48

Reasons why a night in is better than a pub/club.

I have NEVER been thrown out or barred from my flat
I don't overcharge or water down my drinks:beer2:
I don't have to worry about getting home
I don't have to listen to shit music
If the musics too loud I can turn it down
I allow people to bring food in, in fact I encourage it
I can smoke a cig WITH my drink in the WARM
I can guarantee eyecandy when I invite it :ladysman:
If I crash out no one tries to wake me and sober me up
no one gets in if their name isn't on the list

1 Dec 2007, 19:57

Minx wrote: Reasons why a night in is better than a pub/club.

I have NEVER been thrown out or barred from my flat

I don't overcharge or water down my drinks:beer2:

I don't have to worry about getting home

I don't have to listen to shit music

If the musics too loud I can turn it down

I allow people to bring food in, in fact I encourage it

I can smoke a cig WITH my drink in the WARM

I can guarantee eyecandy when I invite it :ladysman:

If I crash out no one tries to wake me and sober me up

no one gets in if their name isn't on the list

you telling me youve never been even close to being barred from your flat?? :laugh:

1 Dec 2007, 20:00

:nono: Never ever ever ever...

Locked myself out once though :banghead:

After a night out of course..see another reason to add to the list :laugh:

1 Dec 2007, 20:14

scrabble it seems ??

2 Dec 2007, 04:37

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: there will be no beers where I am about to go to...

how's that for a fucking pisser...

oh well...

I wouldn't expect to find beer in a pisser.

Go back out to the bar, there's normally loads there.

Hope this helps.

2 Dec 2007, 09:05

Fucken defo, me and her got tucked into wano they fucken family buckets fae KFC last night. Fooken Dyno.