Where in the blue hell is that APK?
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Blimey, it is a while since he's been mentioned.
Did anyone have an email for him? Or a moby?!
Perhaps Underworld was one of those nights where he just took stock and thought to himself, "Fcuk it, they're all uttercunts - I'm never going out with that lot ever again!"
And who could blame him. 
El Jarvo wrote: Blimey, it is a while since he's been mentioned.
Did anyone have an email for him? Or a moby?!
Perhaps Underworld was one of those nights where he just took stock and thought to himself, "Fcuk it, they're all uttercunts - I'm never going out with that lot ever again!"
And who could blame him.
Er - some of us didn't rush off for a slap - up kebab and stopped him from fighting bus stops, and bought him food to eat to calm him down! But then also managed to lose him between Chalk Farm and Camden station.
I'd say Mrs APK has him in lockdown!
Bonzette wrote: Er - some of us didn't rush off for a slap - up kebab and stopped him from fighting bus stops, and bought him food to eat to calm him down! But then also managed to lose him between Chalk Farm and Camden station.
Ah, that's it then. If the lad wants to fight his shadow, let him.
He probably thinks everyone's dead boring now cos you wouldn't let him slap some Aussie to the ground.
Er, or get slapped down himself. One of the two.
Hold on. There's a Mrs APK! You sure?!
Just remembered, he wasnae at Monaco either, yet said he was going. Perhaps he's just doing 'a Shug' and saving himself for a rather large one at Re-Order's Festive Forty-Eight.
El Jarvo wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Er - some of us didn't rush off for a slap - up kebab and stopped him from fighting bus stops, and bought him food to eat to calm him down! But then also managed to lose him between Chalk Farm and Camden station.
Ah, that's it then. If the lad wants to fight his shadow, let him.
He probably thinks everyone's dead boring now cos you wouldn't let him slap some Aussie to the ground.
Er, or get slapped down himself. One of the two.
Hold on. There's a Mrs APK! You sure?!
Just remembered, he wasnae at Monaco either, yet said he was going. Perhaps he's just doing 'a Shug' and saving himself for a rather large one at Re-Order's Festive Forty-Eight.
There is indeed a Mrs APK. She, on the other hand, may think we're a bunch of c**** for sending him home as if he'd done 300mg of Ecstasy.
Bonzette wrote: There is indeed a Mrs APK. She, on the other hand, may think we're a bunch of c**** for sending him home as if he'd done 300mg of Ecstasy.
If he was behaving like that on 300mg then I'm sorry to say, but APK is definitely a lightweight.
Treble that and I might believe his antics.
But if this really was the case, then he's also a tight cunt cos I don't remember him sharing.
He's not doing too well outta this 
does his back garden have a patio? any sightings in Panama?
oh oh. this is not good.
i hope he's ok.
We got him out of a few scrapes that night at Underworld. I pulled a South African off him at one point. I think we did well behaviour wise, as opposed to him. In return, he kept fucking throwing pints over me.
Last logon Mon Oct 22.
He's probably decided we're all pisstaking cunts, and he is too ashamed of his antics that night to show his face again. Pity, but it must be said that the Facebook group and some of the shit on here was probably tantamount to bullying. And let's face it, there are bigger cunts out there in NOOLdom, aren't there Liam? 
oldmonkey wrote: He's probably decided we're all pisstaking cunts, and he is too ashamed of his antics that night to show his face again. Pity, but it must be said that the Facebook group and some of the shit on here was probably tantamount to bullying. And let's face it, there are bigger cunts out there in NOOLdom, aren't there Liam?
Amen.
Either that, or he's dead, natch. 
oldmonkey wrote: He's probably decided we're all pisstaking cunts, and he is too ashamed of his antics that night to show his face again. Pity, but it must be said that the Facebook group and some of the shit on here was probably tantamount to bullying. And let's face it, there are bigger cunts out there in NOOLdom, aren't there Liam?
ermmmm.... are there? I wouldnt be so sure about that.
