Merry Freaking Christmas... — Forum Archive

12 Dec 2007, 14:26

or, why none of you fuckers are getting a Christmas Card from me...

No White Christmas for Philadelphia Dealers: Coke-Filled Cards From Peru Intercepted

Some drug dealers in Philadelphia won’t be getting snow for Christmas this year after narcotics agents seized $10,000 worth of cocaine stashed in Christmas cards sent from Peru, MyFoxPhilly.com reports.

"We believe he's receiving anywhere from 6 ounces of coke or more to the different residences, collects it and delivers it throughout the city," Capt. Chris Werner said.

Customs agents at JFK Airport in New York intercepted the cards and alerted police.

Narcotics officers then replaced the coke with another substance and an undercover officer posing as a neighbor delivered the cards to three addresses on the envelopes, where police found more cocaine, $20,000 in cash and several firearms.

Police said a husband and his wife and mother face charges of conspiracy and possession to distribute cocaine; more arrests were expected as police continued to track the drugs from Peru.

13 Dec 2007, 04:46

I never get cards like that! Damn Police!

13 Dec 2007, 04:48

Missy Jem wrote: Damn Police!

On their Damn Bikes :laugh:

13 Dec 2007, 04:54

... I hope they fall into the Dam Canal :nod:

13 Dec 2007, 06:35

Missy Jem wrote: I never get cards like that! Damn Police!

I had a feeling that YOU would be disappointed!!!

:evil4:

I'll try sending another, but my dealer is running low on supplies right now...

13 Dec 2007, 09:37

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I never get cards like that! Damn Police!

I had a feeling that YOU would be disappointed!!!

I'll try sending another, but my dealer is running low on supplies right now...

Borax isn't what she's after Jeff

:nono:

13 Dec 2007, 09:52

Borax my ass...I'm having trouble finding Christmas cards!!!

13 Dec 2007, 09:53

Oooh I dunno - Wiki says it's useful as a fire retardant, an insecticide and an anti-fungal treatment. Could come in handy :nod:

13 Dec 2007, 09:54

Why do things like this always tend to happen in Philadelphia?

13 Dec 2007, 09:58

Why is it every time I see Philadelphia, I say "PHILLY DELF EE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' (non UK residents should note this was an expression used in the ad campaign for a cheesey spread)

13 Dec 2007, 10:07

Missy Jem wrote: Why is it every time I see Philadelphia, I say "PHILLY DELF EE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' (non UK residents should note this was an expression used in the ad campaign for a cheesey spread)

When you see-Trio,do you go TREEEEEEE-OOOOH aswell? (Non UK residents,I can't be arsed explaining.. Merry Xmas though)

13 Dec 2007, 10:11

it's too bad, i was dreaming of a white christmas.

13 Dec 2007, 10:58

Boatraceface wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Why is it every time I see Philadelphia, I say "PHILLY DELF EE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' (non UK residents should note this was an expression used in the ad campaign for a cheesey spread)

When you see-Trio,do you go TREEEEEEE-OOOOH aswell? (Non UK residents,I can't be arsed explaining.. Merry Xmas though)

:laugh: definitely!

13 Dec 2007, 19:59

Missy Jem wrote: Why is it every time I see Philadelphia, I say "PHILLY DELF EE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' (non UK residents should note this was an expression used in the ad campaign for a cheesey spread)

Do you mean Philadelphia cream cheese?

Also, aside from cheesecake, hoagies, Tastykakes, and cheesesteaks, Philly is known as the murder capital of the east coast. Maybe that's why there's always "white substances" being found there.

14 Dec 2007, 09:33

Missy Jem wrote: Oooh I dunno - Wiki says it's useful as a fire retardant, an insecticide and an anti-fungal treatment. Could come in handy

So which of those reasons does Jeff puts it on his ass for???? :eek3: :read:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Borax my ass...

14 Dec 2007, 12:23

Sorry...I meant to type Borat...

and you can all guess what he does with my ass!

:ignore:

15 Dec 2007, 09:38

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Why do things like this always tend to happen in Philadelphia?

because philadelphia is the ghetto.

15 Dec 2007, 10:34

Animadversion wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Why do things like this always tend to happen in Philadelphia?

because philadelphia is the ghetto.

I thought Rocky beat the ghetto outta Philly?

15 Dec 2007, 13:56

EdelBrock wrote:

Animadversion wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Why do things like this always tend to happen in Philadelphia?

because philadelphia is the ghetto.

I thought Rocky beat the ghetto outta Philly?

No, the ghetto is now in Rocky's old neighborhood, and you can buy heroin very easily around Kensington these days.

In fact, the last Rocky movie was filmed in South Philadelphia, not Kensington, which has turned into a total shit hole over the past fifteen years.