Carlesberg don't make goal celebrations...

...but if they did...

That's gotta hurt actually- it looks like he bites it Ouch!

The goalscorer actually looks like he already has a stiffy immediately after he's scored

"kisseirro el penisero"

Eat my shorts

BIGINOIL wrote: Eat my shorts

Bite me

Better than kecks.

That joke is pants

No reason for you to get your knickers in a twist.

Fookin bender

on till nine oclock!!!,nutts thats lightweight mate.get some boxer shorts on. this thread dont bite because its is fooking pants

Blimey, he only had a little nibble.

LONDON, Nov 28 (Reuters) - Sevilla's Francisco Gallardo has been charged by the Spanish soccer federation for biting team mate Jose Antonio Reyes' penis after he had scored in the club's 4-0 win over Valladolid at the weekend.

Reyes was besieged by ecstatic team mates after scoring and Gallardo was seen to bend down and nibble at the goalscorer's genitalia in an unusual form of goal celebration, according to a report on UK website Ananova.com.

The midfielder could face a fine or suspension for his actions, which may deemed to be an infringement of what is described in the federation's rulebook as ``sporting dignity and decorum.'

I felt a bit of a pinch but I didn't realise what Gallardo had done until I saw the video,' Reyes said. The worst thing about it is the teasing I'm going to get from my team mates.'

johnny wrote: according to a report on UK website Ananova.com.

Ananova It's a great site.

'night J. ..

Evening 'K

johnny wrote:

``The worst thing about it is that the video may be posted on the off-topic section of the message board of defunct pop band New Order.'

Blimey! Do I win £40?

This may be my last post given how some folks round here feel about footy.

But really, this confirms a long held suspicion about footballists.

Fuckin' hell.I've heard of taking one for the team but...

"Well,it's like this.The ball didn't have much bounce,so I thought I'd blow it up a bit."