So the Rocket has a new gaff, what items should he purchase for domestic bliss?
Suggestions please :)
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An Ideal HOME for living !
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Lots of LSD, some of Bolivia's finest, an Oz or two of Nepalese temple balls, some of Thailand's best sticks, some Mexican peyote, some of the best Dexy's (or purple hearts) available, a wee diconol or twenty, a small quantity of powder from the golden triangle... ...and eeeeeeeeeee, I can't think! A jelly or two dozen to round the night off.
A bottle or two of JD to wash it down with. And some soft drinks for the wimps like me who can't handle booze anymore.
His gaff might be a bit of a mess for a while, but a few of mothers little helpers, and he won't give a flying fuck...
What's diconol? Never heard of that.
Aren't jellies and ma's helpers essentially the same thing? You say tamazipam, I say diazipam?
The golden triangle wassat?
And wot, no Charlie?
Diconol: an opiate/heroin substitute used in the treatment of cancer etc.
Aren't jellies and ma's helpers essentially the same thing? You say temazepam, I say diazepam? Both are Benzodiazepines: Valium "mother's little helpers" are a trade name for the generic drug diazepam.
The golden triangle wassat? An area of Asia notorious for it's production of heroin.
And wot, no Charlie? "some of Bolivia's finest", I didn't mean it's tea or whatever else it exports!"
But of course I'd never condone the taking of illegal substances in our fair country (especially one's that leave you a slave to them or gets you nicked.)
BIGINOIL wrote: Right, Mimx gets my vote to organise the housewarming.
All those in favour say AYE!
No problem! Mate... A night to remember, or forget, or to wish you could remember!
And the taxi home's the icing on the cake!
GreAT threAD TITle MIKE Trouble is....LIFE is VERY difficult when you are SOBER!:D Today is the FIRST FULL year i have been OFF work.(this time)After 24 years SOLID working then a 3 year HOLIDAY i managed to work for nearly 5 years on and OFF.As i get no help from the state and make NO claims for
any money i don't have a GUILT trip.But need to find something in the NEW YEAR to make going on HOLIDAY seem fun again.Meanwhile i shall have to go out and buy some CHAIRS!Using two from a mates CONSERVATORY at moment.I don't think he has noticed them missing YET.
REGARDS Rocket Mick
SHED wrote: And as i now live in a FLAT i don't own a SHED!
Do you have a window box? If so, you could make a mini shed to keep your trowel and watering can in...
Snorri xxx
BIGINOIL wrote: Right, Mimx gets my vote to organise the housewarming.
All those in favour say AYE!
AYE!
Shug wrote: To answer the original question.....
Feather Duster.
and a french tickler to compliment it?
As he's knocking on a bit one of them automatic tin opener jobbos!
Marigolds and dusters natch !
